Re: Doom II: Hell on Earth *LET'S PLAY!*

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I feel like I should respond to that, but I don't really know what to say to "kewl."
I'll let my main man Palpatine respond to that.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Poison, huh?


Looks more like minestrone to me.


Oh, look! A nook! A poisonous nook, apparently. Actually, why does the UAC Starport even HAVE poison? What use could it have? Oh, wait! It's in the future, right? Maybe brilliant scientists have finally come up with the answer to the energy crisis! A new source of alternative fuel! Poison!
(Also, in recent news, wives everywhere have been forced to murder their cheating husbands by sneaking them diesel fuel.)


Yeah! You're all gonna be in this dark tunnel which is creepy
And even though I can't explain it
I already know it's dangerous


You already know the shotgun it's
The gun that makes your face explode
And I know what makes your face explode
'Cuase that's the way that Doom II ends


And in another freaking tunnel
Which nobody knows about
In which there's another gray door
Which ticks me off in this other freaking tunnel.


Yeah! You're all gonna be in this dark tunnel which is creepy
And even though I can't explain it
I already know it's dangerooooooouuuuuuuuus!
Thank you! Thank you very much!
And now, back to violence and mayhem.


Ooh! Another lightning-y door! I wonder what's behind it.
Turns out, nothing yet. There's probably a switch somewhere.


I don't think I want to go through that yet until I explore this room some more. I might get Warp-cooties.


Apparently, this guy had no such scruples. He came right through the teleport, which makes me think that I DEFINITELY don't want to go through it yet.


HARDEST. PUZZLE. EVER. There's something that needs to be lowered with a switch, and a convenient switch right next to it. WHAT DO I DO?


You all know what this means, right? If not, you may need to get your head examined. Or go into politics, I can't remember which.


AAAHHH! POLITICIANS!
Oh, sorry, I mean, AAAAHHH! IMPS AND ZOMBIES!
Wait, seriously? Imps and zombies? How 'bout a REAL challenge?


Okay, okay, you've made your point. I wasn't COMPLAINING, you know! Crap. Now I have to take down a Hell Knight and a bunch of CCs with only a shotgun.
Oh, wait. No I don't. That's stupid.


You already know the shotgun it's
The gun that makes your face explode
But the plasmagun makes your face melt off
And that's the way you all will die!


Yeah! You're all gonna DIE in this dark room (no longer creepy)
And even though you're still alive now
I already know how you'll die.


Even an Inviso-demon? This room was hard...or would have been without Palpatine. I hesitate to thank him, though, 'cause a guy can only take so many Emperor Palpatine quotes in the first Act, y'know?


Man, I haven't seen death like this since the last Poetry Reading...on Vogsphere.


Hey, look! That door opened! And better yet, it has a way out of this hellhole.


Looks like I'm gonna have to warp!


Man, I sure could use a cup of hot cocoa.


"NO HOT COCOA FOR YOU!!!"


Not bad. Not bad at all.


They brought their own reality with them? I guess that explains the gratuitous poison, then. Oh, right, freeing the survivors. Are they still alive? 'Cause they sent out the only marine left with the only weapons left. I'd like to see THEM try to fight off a Hell Knight.


Dead Simple? But that level's REALLY hard! I don't want to go there yet! Hmm...how can I get out of this.

A-ha! I know...

END OF ACT 1

[Uzi-Bazooka]

INTERMISSION: SKULLTAG
https://strongbadiathefree.rpg-board.net/let-s-play-f2/d2-hoe-intermission-skulltag-t410.htm#10775

[Sam Fissure]

How do you take screenshots?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Look, I've already been over this, like, a dozen times. All I do is I hit the print screen button, and it automatically saves them in a folder. The print screen button (usually written "prt scrn") is right above the insert button on most keyboards; to the right of F12.
It's a nice thing that zDoom (and, to a certain extent, Skulltag) does fo' me.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Oh, by the way, what with all the excitement about Marathon and whatnot lately, I thought I might as well post the places where you can get all the stuff I use:
Here is Doom II, which costs twenty dollars. Obviously, the rest of this stuff is useless without the actual game: http://www.idsoftware.com/games/doom/doom2/
Here's the place to download zDoom (I use version 2.4.1): http://zdoom.org/Download
And Skulltag: http://www.skulltag.net/download/

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Prepare soon for Act 2: Presented in glorious Doom II Let's Play: Stupid Cop-Out Version!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

TEASER EVERYBODY GATHER 'ROUND IT'S A TEASER COMIN' UP MAN IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA I MEAN WHAT EVEN IS THIS IT'S A TEASER!!

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[The Wheelchair]

TEASER EVERYBODY GATHER 'ROUND IT'S A TEASER COMIN' UP MAN IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA I MEAN WHAT EVEN IS THIS IT'S A TEASER!!

Coming this Labor Day to a Hell near you.
BE THERE.
OR BE A RECTANGULAR OBJECT.

Dang, Labor Dabor's like a regular E3 for Strong Badia the Free! Doom II Act II, my big new project reveal, Smash Bros. Tourney...

[Uzi-Bazooka]

...the Awesomeness Contest results, if anyone will POST ANY DANG AWESOMENESS CONTEST ENTRIES!!

But yeah. I wanted to make it as huge a day as possible. And you've played along very nicely. Now I'm just afraid that the forum will suck for the rest of the year when compared to Labor Day.
And anyone who makes a video out of that teaser trailer more or less instantly wins the Awesomeness Contest, by the way. Especially if you use the Doomguy's voice from that Comic Video.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed, confused, excited, aroused, anthropomorphized, and eaten by the latest, greatest, and most superlativest DOOM II: HELL ON EARTH LET'S PLAY: ACT II!

Yes, this Act I've decided to pull no punches. I'm going to braver, tougher, stronger! I'm not gonna be afraid of nothing or nobody!


Ah! Creepy face! CREEPY FACE!
And worse, since it's a door, I have to go through there. Or, should I say, I have to "come on in theeere!"


Ah! It's the head of a decapitated cat! Mushed, pounded, and shaped into a cube! When will all this animal cruelty end? WHEN?


WHEN I SAY IT ENDS, PUNK! NOW PICK UP THAT SHOTGUN AND STAND AT ATTENTION!
FACE...FORWARD!
OPEN...DOOR!


SCREAM...LIKE A GIRL!
It's like a forest of Mancubi. Mancubi (singular Mancubus) are fat. Really fat. Really extremely fat. They're so fat that soon, Weight Watchers started cracking down on the UAC for bringing such things into our dimension. The UAC's response was to let the Weight Watchers talk to the Mancubi themselves about the issue. What the Chief Executives of good ol' WW didn't know was that Mancubi are armed to the double chin with fireball-pumping robotic arms. The appropriate word at this point is "ow."


And the appropriate battle tactic is to run like the wind, Bulls-eye! Um, what's that on their mouths? Uh...I'm sure that they were just eating...red paint. Yup. Not chewing on blood at all. Red paint. 'Cause...this level is full of red paint. You just can't see it 'cause I didn't take any screenshots of any of it. But yeah. Red paint all the way.


Blur artifacts! Perfect! If they can't see me, they can't hit me, right?


Hey, weren't there a bunch of them on the ground? Ah, well, who cares. I'm sure that won't come back to flame-broil me in the butt.


Yes! I got one! Oh...he...um...fell in a bucket of red paint. Yeah.


Ah! I hate it when I'm right! Wait, what's his buddy doing back there. Is he...wait a minute, cut! CUT!! Mancibus Number 23, what was that?
Uh...I was just standing there?
Oh, no. You were scratching your butt, weren't you?
Uh...maybe?
Mancy, Mancy, Mancy. How many times do I have to tell you? Scratching your butt is gross.
Yessir.
Truly disgusting.
Yessir.
Downright nasty.
Yessir.
More importantly, the script calls for you to scratch your unmentionables. You unmentionables, man! This is Doom II, for crying out loud! We've got a bad rep-a-tation to uphold!
Yessir. Sorry sir. Won't happen again sir.
Sigh...all right, we'll resume this tomorrow. Now somebody get all this red paint off the set!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Well, you know what they say: when life gives you a fat guy all up in your face, make...fat-guy-monade? This heavy thinking is too much for me. Let's get back to the mindless violence.


No, you misunderstood! I'M supposed to be the one commiting mindless violence! Not YOU!


Okay, admittedly, this is a pretty cool picture. Also, I would like you point out that I died with 92 FREAKING ARMOR. OBVIOUSLY IT IS A GREAT HELP BOY HOWDY YES. YOU CANNOT HOPE TO DEFEAT THIS ARMOR IN AN ARMOR-OFF OBVIOUSLY. BLUH FLIPPIDY-DANG BLUH.


Wow. Are they...are they posing for the screenshot? Wow. Looks like sh*t just got real.


Okay, let's try again. Gotta get psyched. I am the star. It's me.
I need some really good one-liners. Like, oh, I dunno...


Looks like you love to eat. How about you eat...MY PLASMA?!


I guess he prefers...GIBLETS!


Hey, I hear water is very refreshing. And water is blue. And guess what else is blue? That's right...PLASMA WHICH I AM SHOOTING INTO YOUR FACE SUCKER HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Uh, we'll work on it.

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