THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY : *LET'S PLAY*

[Strong Vader]

What could this game be? Coming soon.

[These are my saturdays]

Minesweeper.

[These are my saturdays]

Blackjack

[Strong Vader]

What could be inside?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Boy, everybody's jumpin' on the LET'S PLAY bandwagon, aren't they? See, I actually waited for permission from the original guy! Actually, this wasn't so much to be nice or kind (I am the Evil Admin) but mostly had to do with the fact that Disk's got the best copyright lawyer soft tacos can buy.

[The Wheelchair]

Am I right?

[Strong Vader]

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!

[Strong Vader]

Hint:

Spoiler:

[Strong Vader]

???

[The Wheelchair]

???

Eh, I was close enough.

[Strong Vader]

???

Eh, I was close enough.

Ah, but what is it? I don't know either!

*throws Let's Play to cover escape*

[The Wheelchair]

???

Eh, I was close enough.

Ah, but what is it? I don't know either!

*throws Let's Play to cover escape*

It's a spinning room. You're playing Spinning Room 5: Tch Black.

[Strong Vader]

???

Eh, I was close enough.

Ah, but what is it? I don't know either!

*throws Let's Play to cover escape*

It's a spinning room. You're playing Spinning Room 5: Tch Black.

Ah. TOUCHE.

[These are my saturdays]

You should do Zork as well.

Wait no don't do Zork, I'm going to do Zork as my 3rd LP.

[Strong Vader]

ThiAll right, let's get this started!

My LET'S PLAY is...

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Infocom!



Let's see how long it takes for me to die, shall we? What fun! You get to hear me narrate this all in a boring, stream-of-consciousness piece of crap that only Disk will know what's going on!


So this is the opening screen. It's pretty sweet. I mean, text adventures are pretty awesome, right? Cutting edge, right there. No "Doom" or "Aliens" crap either.


What's this? A dressing gown? For me? It's like friggin' Christmas all up in here. I fully expect apple juice to be in the pocketses. Nasty Bagginses...not telling us what's in his pocketses...preciousssss...


So, 10/7? 10 points out of seven? Ten hours per seven days per week? Septebgust? I got this sweet...analgesic. I can only assume that is the piss of willow trees, delicately handled by technicians to cure serious hangovers and headaches. I decide to head south towards the dastardly FRONT PORCH to see what boss awaits me with sweet l00t.


Junk mail. I'll take what I can get! Probably has some sweet coupons too. I wonder what Mr. Prosser is so worked up about?


If he thinks he'll knock my house down he can go to the Devil! I'll stand up for my rights! I'll stand up for my property! Er, by lying in the mud. Yeah. And waiting until Ford shows up to save my skin.


Besides why is Ford offering a towel anyways? I refuse the heck out of it. Only fair, right?


I abscond! Time to drown my sorrows in drink! And ridiculous cheese sandwiches! (No joke.)

[These are my saturdays]

NEW FAVORITE LET'S PLAY

[Strong Vader]

I'M ON A ROLL!


So, I'm going to ask for-pay for a sandwich. Definitely English fare, along with the (lots of beer) Ford is buying. w00t.


Yes! Let's drink to the end! What is this I don't even

[Uzi-Bazooka]

>drink Wodka
So, has every Let's Play now had at least one joke about alcohol? I know I won't shut up about those blue potions.

[Strong Vader]

I still haven't died yet! It's amazing!


I decide that if the world is going to end, might as well spend it waiting out in a country lane. Nothing like the wonders of Magnetic Wodka to pend the Apocalypse. If I had any. Got all fed up the bone bulge yo.


I go back and (you guessed it) decide to DRINK EVEN MORE FRIGGING BEER. And what's this about my house being knocked down? WHAT?! And...that's a sign. I have to give...this sandwich...to...that dog. Hopy frak, man.


WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN DIGITAL WATCHES
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
I DEMAND THAT MY NAME MAY BE OR MAY NOT BE VROOMFONDEL
OR SOMETHING
OH YEAH MY MONEY BACK


R.I.P. that thing that auntie gave me. It was such a trooper. Come to think of it I should have sold it for wodka.


Oh yeah. Dramatic event. Going in all sloooooooooomoooooooo here. One command screenshotted at a time, this is so epic. Anyways I'm going to go ahead and loot that device. Friends for five years and what I do is steal his stuff. Yay.


FaNcY LiGhTs, HoW Do tHeY WoRk????


Press buttons, that's it! Here we goooooooooo
Where the crap are we? I bet it's Massachusetts.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Nice, man. Reeeeaaaal nice. At last, we have proof that LET'S PLAY can be used outside of a 1st person shooter!

[These are my saturdays]

Nice, man. Reeeeaaaal nice. At last, we have proof that LET'S PLAY can be used outside of a 1st person shooter!

Why must you discredit Wheelz McGeelz? whyyyyyyyy

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Because I don't like his captions and he skipped one of my favorite parts. AND HE HASN'T EVEN LEFT THE OFFICE YET.

[Strong Vader]

Nice, man. Reeeeaaaal nice. At last, we have proof that LET'S PLAY can be used outside of a 1st person shooter!

It's IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRONY!

(Cue musical)

[Strong Vader]

I have this sudden urge to loot atomic vector plotters. You know, just wake up, steal a Vogon plotter. It's how I spend my weekends.

I suppose next he'll be confused over where the bloody tea is. Never can trust people from Guildford, that's my motto.

Hooray, I got the Hitchhiker's Guide. Don't Panic. Sounds like excellent advice.

Erp.

Heh. Battle shorts. Heheh.

Well, frak.

My, my, it's a little hot in here. Why, I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her from looking at this video game.

Uh, uh, that's what I was planning all along. Nothing illicit in the least. Here, have some definitely legitimate alcohol.

Well, frak.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Um, if you took off your dressing gown, then what exactly ARE you wearing?

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