Let's Play Pokemon FireRed

[Falcon Paunch]

Alright, so I just downloaded an emulated version of Pokemon FireRed that I'm going to do an LP of. I forgot to get some screens from the intro, but the rest of the important stuff is still intact. And here it goes.

NOTE: This LP is not that funny.


Prolouge

LAMEST. OBJECTIVE. EVER. I want to be the very best, like no-one ever was!


To catch them is my destiny, to train them is my cause!


This game was not approved by PETA.


None of you who haven't seen the part that's missing know this, but the next part of his sentence is revealed by the first thing he said.


The first thing he said? He introduced himself as Professor Oak, and "Many affectionately call me POKEMON PROFESSER."


Can do.


I'm a girl...


...named Susan.


Yes.


He looks gangsta. But only a little bit. Enough to put him on my "People I Hate" list.


This just keeps getting better and better.


Wait, you can't remember your grandson's name?


Actually, I changed his name from the default all-caps to proper capitalization.


Get me a danish!


Yes, and it shall!

Will Chapter 1 bring amazing surprises, or morbid ones? Will I rule the day or rue it? And am I going to get Oak a danish?

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Tune in next time to find out- same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.

-- Trainer Susan

[Uzi-Bazooka]

This is great. I NEED MORE.

[The Wheelchair]

"Five stars!
Even better than S&M LP!" - Wheelie

[Uzi-Bazooka]

(S&M LP Currently rates in at one-fifty-seventh of one star.)

[The Wheelchair]

(S&M LP Currently rates in at one-fifty-seventh of one star.)

C'mon, are you telling me that Nazi cheese doesn't even earn it a half star?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Since when did it have Nazi cheese? That cheese is CLEARLY a Republican.

[Falcon Paunch]

Alright, you Beezos, Chapter 1 comin' up after Halloween at the latest. Right now I'm working on something else.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Is EVERYTHING on hiatus?
Homestar Runner: ON HIATUS!
Ms Paint Adventures: WAS ON HIATUS (it came back after a week-WORST HIATUS EVER)
BLEmails: ON HIATUS!
Sounds E-mailesque: Cancelled due to Wiki Death -HIATUS POSTHUMOUS!
Town Hall: Never started-HIATUS ETERNAL!
Let's Play Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: ON HIATUS!
Let's Play AVP: ON HIATUS!
Let's Play Pokemon FireRed: ON HIATUS!
Falcon's Teen Girl Squad Fanfic: HIATUS ETERNAL!
Hotels in Miami: HIATUS ADVANTAGEOUS?
Ron Planet: ON KIND OF A PERMANENT HIATUS WITH OCCASIONAL SPASMS OF ACTIVITY...

Oh, and by the way, this seems as good a time as any to announce, with deep regret, that Doom II Act II is going on hiatus. I just feel like this is the wrong direction for me to move forward with right now, and I have too many other projects in other medias crowing for my free time.

Spoiler:

[The Wheelchair]

Hotels in Miami: HIATUS ADVANTAGEOUS?

Hey man, when Hotels in Miama comes out of hiatus in 2016, it's gonna be some serious kick*** entertainment.

[Falcon Paunch]

Falcon's Teen Girl Squad Fanfic: HIATUS ETERNAL!

I didn't get much feedback so I just decide to go ahead and animate it so that it would be finished by Halloween.

Which is why there is no FireRed LP.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Animation, eh? I hope it's good, 'cause there's some seriously suck@$$ Homestar Fanfic Animation out there. And some of it isn't Roblox Styles!

BWAAAhahahahahahahaahaHAHAHAHahaaaa...oh, I crack me up.

Spoiler:

[The Wheelchair]

Spoiler:

Hey hey hey, that ain't a real quote!

...Is it?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

It's a feaux quote. Steve Purcell discussed that sort of thing in the introduction for Surfin' the Highway. In some ways, I actually like the comics better than the video games...

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