SAM & MAX (Mostly Sam) *LET'S PLAY!*

[The Wheelchair]

Disk suggested this, and I'm all over it! You all know what the crap LET'S PLAY is, so I'm not gonna bother typing it out. Or I could, just because I hate you.
Anyway, tomorrow I'll be starting with Episode 1 of Season 1, Culture Shock. That's the one with the afro white guy and the munchkin terrorists.

[These are my saturdays]

I OM IN STEECHES.

[The Wheelchair]

I OM IN STEECHES.

You better be, cuz it's just gonna go downhill from here.

No, no, I was joking! It's actually gonna get funnier! Don't leave yet!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Um...I have no idea how this could possibly work. Not to be mean, Wheelie, but the reason the LET'S PLAYs are so funny is because Disk and I have taken hard core first person shooters and commented about things like...the carpet. Or the architecture. Or the random decor.
Sam & Max, however, is a game whose whole purpose, basically, is to comment on the random decor. Think about it. When Disk saw a TV in Aliens versus Predator, he could make fun of it. He could comment that "wow. It looks like they bought that thing at the supermarket." In Sam & Max, clicking on the TV makes Sam say "I bought that thing at the supermarket" (No lie.) So I think it kinda defeats the purpose.
But hey! Go for it!

[Strong Vader]

Thus, the only solution is to be absolutely serious about everything. Be like the narrator in a strategy game.

[The Wheelchair]

You may be right, Uzi, but just remember, it was Disk's idea. He's the one that said "Make it happen." If this thing is terrible, toss Disk into the truck of pointy crap, not me.
Anyway, let's get this style train a-rolling.


After getting through the stylish credits sequence, Sam discovers that GASP!

The phone has been stolen! By a rat! That wants Swiss cheese! Remember back when people wanted 15 bucks for a hostage? Inflation ruins everything.

I guess I'll do what all good detectives do during a hostage situation. Leave it to SWAT and watch TV.

A book that teaches me to vomit rainbows! Goodie! I can see it now!
"SON, WE'RE GOING TO THAT CHINESE RESTAURANT TONIGHT."
"I don't like that place, their frog legs made me sick."
"YOU'RE JUST FAKING IT. GET IN THE CAR WITH YOUR STEPDAD."
*vomits rainbow*
"HONEY, CALL A DOCTOR! HE'S GOT LARYNGITIS AGAIN!"

Where was I? Oh yeah, the hostage crisis. Since SWAT isn't coming, guess I'll have to do this the hard way.

Hm, there's a conveniently placed pile of cheese in the closet. What is this, the nazi cheese camp? Too bad it's not Swiss Cheese. If only I could turn in into Swiss somehow..

I know, I'll shoot it! Just like the professionals!

Wait, won't the rat be able to taste the difference? Does Sam not know that Swiss cheese tastes different? I'll bet he thinks Pepsi is the same as Coke, too. Anyway, time to give this rat some bullet filled cheese and see how badly it poisons him.

WAIT. POISONS? I didn't even think about that! I could go to jail for poisoning! DON'T EAT THAT CHEESE!

RUN, JIMMY, RUN!

Phew, that was close. Almost committed rat murder. Oh, and I got the phone back! And it's conveniently ringing! I wish New York City was this convenient in real life.

Oh, Sam & Max have a new case! One that involves corner stores! Wait, do people still call it that? I thought the term "corner store" went out of style in the 50s. Maybe this is the 50s! That would explain the Nazi cheese and all the convenience....

[Uzi-Bazooka]

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[The Wheelchair]

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Uzi-Bazooka raves "Three Ellipsis!"

[Strong Vader]

WHERE IS THE REST OF THIS DELICACY?

YOU THERE. BOY. UPDATE.

[The Wheelchair]

WHERE IS THE REST OF THIS DELICACY?

YOU THERE. BOY. UPDATE.

I never intended this to go on for more than one post. If I did that, I might have to resort to a laugh track.

[Strong Vader]

I will hold you to that.

[The Wheelchair]

I will hold you to that.

Are you holding me to the laugh track or the lack of future updates?

[Strong Vader]

The laugh track. I will laugh and record it in your face so you will do another update.

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