Re: ALIENS (possibly predators) *LET'S PLAY* --HIATUS--

[These are my saturdays]

Also this game only let's you save twice and when you run out of ammo you basically have nothing and can only run.

[These are my saturdays]

~CRITICAL HIT~

[Uzi-Bazooka]

That is an awesome screenshot. Maybe not as good as the barrel in mid-explosion, but pretty dang good nonetheless.

[These are my saturdays]

Yeah bug. Dance Bonedaddy. Anyway, I need to tip toe around this new vat of acid I just unleashed.



More of that ship. Bi*** is huge. I mean what did it need to be so big for? There is one elephant dude in there. Maybe he needed to store his large cache of elephant food. Peanuts. It is a peanut carrier.



Augh hallways



Hallways.



Hallways



Woah. Sh**'s dark. Another choice time to RUN INTO MY DOOM. Run into my DARKENED DOOM. Whatever xenomorphs. I's can handle you. And demons. LETS GIVE THIS PLACE A CREATIVE FLARE.



Who's the man? I'm the man. I'm a bad man. I'm a twelve point oh and a ten point scale of badness. I am also a light wizard, I don't even throw these flares they just magically fly out of my head. The gun doesn't shoot them they just BOOM OPTIC BLAST. And it's light. It's too bad they don't hurt enemies.



It's also, again, a good thing I don't run out of th-



HO SH**



AUGH HE'S ON ME AGAIN. AND THERE IS ANOTHER ONE.



CAN I HANDLE TWO BUGS? FIND OUT NE-



NOW. Yes I can. Yes I can

[Strong Vader]

Why is there SO MUCH LENS FLARE?

[These are my saturdays]

Why is there SO MUCH LENS FLARE?

I throw out Flares. Otherwise it is PITCH EFFING DARK.

[Strong Vader]

I bet it's all siren-y and alarm-y too. Instead of some sirens and klaxons you know what would be nice? Some emergency light jazz would be appropriate. You know, once you're informed of the emergency, no need to be bothered further, just enjoy the music.

[Falcon Paunch]

One alien cost 23 bullets?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Yeah, but "Sound the Light Jazz" just doesn't have the same effect as "Sound the Alarm!"

[Strong Vader]

That's why there's the "Sound the Light Jazz Alarm option!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Good idea! It's great. Let's— Now, see— Cut! Print! Put it in the game!

[These are my saturdays]

One alien cost 23 bullets?

Bro's are hard as rocks.

That's why there's the "Sound the Light Jazz Alarm option

That would be a thousand times better than George Douchington yelling at me about airlocks and the constant "WEE WOO WEE WOO" of the alarms. Also doing sh** makes Mother (the facilities computer system) very, very softly tell you what you just did.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

See, zDoom just gives you messages when you do something, with no sound involved. And I've customized a few to say weird crap like"
"Uzi-Bazooka IS AN OLD SPICE MAN."
Or, when I'm doing deathmatches with brother Dov:
"Dov COULD NOT HANDLE THE STYLE OF Uzi-Bazooka."

[These are my saturdays]

I fixed this by making "Disk's AVP Playlist'

-Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick

-Free Bird

-Barty Anderson Themesong

-Showdown

-Tetris (Rock Cover)

-Whaler's Revenge Song

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