Re: THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment)

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sat May 08, 2010 8:37 pm

>rest on STUMP

by **Strong Vader** Sat May 08, 2010 8:48 pm

Ye resteth on the STUMP. It rotteth and suddenly giveth way to reveal a PISTOL. It looketh REALLY REALLY SUCKY and if thee ever meetheth the guy who made it ye wouldeth PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sat May 08, 2010 9:06 pm

THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment) - Page 2 Thy_du40

For those of you who ~~suck~~ ~~are Movie Magic Man~~ have trouble reading the image (which is written in the ACTUAL THY DUNGEONMAN III TEXT!), the command is:
>GET REALLY REALLY SUCKY PISTOL AND THREATEN THE FOOL WHO MADE IT_

by **Strong Vader** Sat May 08, 2010 9:08 pm

Ye canst. That person is probably LONG GONE by now. If he had a face ye wouldest punch him. In the face. Ye takest the SUCKY PISTOL anyway. Maybe you could usest it to HAMMER NAILS.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sat May 08, 2010 9:13 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:

For those of you who ~~suck~~ ~~are Movie Magic Man~~ have trouble reading the image (which is written in the ACTUAL THY DUNGEONMAN III TEXT!), the command is:
>GET REALLY REALLY SUCKY PISTOL AND THREATEN THE FOOL WHO MADE IT_

Okay, you don't get it. The image DOESN'T SHOW UP. on my computer. It shows up as a broken image. (Little red X, anyone?)

Edit: While it is STILL a broken jpg, I just now found the written command so....

>LOOK HARD FOR HIDDEN PEOPLE_

by **Strong Vader** Sat May 08, 2010 9:18 pm

Ye looketh HARD FOR HIDDEN PEOPLE. Ye findeth no one. Ye feeleth FRUSTRATED and wonder what lyeth further up THE PATH.

by Sam Fissure Sat May 08, 2010 10:17 pm

Go up thine path.

by **Strong Vader** Sat May 08, 2010 10:18 pm

Ye goeth up the PATH. Ye noteth that the REALLY LONG STRING continueth UP THIS PATH. Ye seeth that the OBVIOUS EXITS are EAST and WEST.

by Sam Fissure Sat May 08, 2010 10:34 pm

Follow REALLY STRONG STRING.

by **Strong Vader** Sat May 08, 2010 10:36 pm

Ye followeth the REALLY LONG STRING up the PATH. Ye goeth farther and farther EAST. Ye cometh to the END OF THE STRING which is tied to a TREE. The TREE happeneth to be HOLLOW. What wouldst thou deau?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sat May 08, 2010 10:54 pm

>UNTIE STRING and LOOK INSIDE HOLLOW TREE_

by **Strong Vader** Sat May 08, 2010 11:07 pm

Ye untiest the REALLY REALLY LONG STRING. Ye wondereth why someone would have tied it to that TREE. Ye looketh inside. A BOORISH LOUT clouteth thee in the HEAD. Ye feeleth DIZZY and STUNNED. What wouldst thou deau?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun May 09, 2010 7:34 am

THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment) - Page 2 Thy_du41

>KICK HIM IN THE GRILL_
>KICK YOU IN THE GRILL!_

by **These are my saturdays** Sun May 09, 2010 2:25 pm

What happened to my beautiful title? This is a grave injustice.

by **Strong Vader** Sun May 09, 2010 9:45 pm

Ye kicketh him in the GRILL. He winceth. Ye haveth the ROLL FOR INITIATIVE. Ye getteth a SEVENTEEN. What wouldst thou deau now?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon May 10, 2010 6:57 am

>Kick him in the teeth!_

by Sam Fissure Mon May 10, 2010 7:31 am

THOSE ARE NOT TEETH!!!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon May 10, 2010 8:14 am

THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment) - Page 2 Thy_du42

You kicketh him in the TEETH, amazed at your own JUMPING SKILLS. He falleth over, DEAD AS A DOORNAIL. Ye consider CHECKING HIS POCKETS. Obvious exits are: LEFT, RIGHT, FORWARD, and...um...KEVIN DuBROW?
What woudst thou dhou?

by It Tue May 11, 2010 5:10 pm

> check HIS POCKETS

by **These are my saturdays** Wed May 12, 2010 4:57 am

You check his pockets.
You find no tea, a pair of sunglasses, a small lighter emblazoned with a FAMOUS CAR COMPANY LOGO, three hundred American Dollars, two hundred British Pounds, 80 Rupees, 90 Gold Coins, 10,000 boondollars, 1 ounce of silver, and a container of STRANGE LIQUID.

by Sam Fissure Wed May 12, 2010 7:18 am

>Save

Save it up!

>Drink strange liquid

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed May 12, 2010 7:42 am

THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment) - Page 2 Thy_du44

TEXT VERSION:
Ye feel all dizzy and pass out. You wake up in the future, STARK NAKED. You look at the label on this bottle of magic potion. It readeth TEQUILA. You pocket the last few dregs and look around.
Ye are at a BIKER BAR. Nearby are pretty SPOTS that blur your vision and ONLY TALK TO YOU. You fear you may still be slightly DRUNK. Obvious exits are WELL, ER..., UM...

by **These are my saturdays** Wed May 12, 2010 9:29 pm

>Be the other guy

by **Strong Vader** Wed May 12, 2010 9:42 pm

Ye cannoteth BEETH THE OTHER GUY because DIAMONDS DROOG iseth too busy being CLUBS DEUCE!

Ye art now THY DUNGEONBARKEEPER. What wouldst thou deau?

by **These are my saturdays** Wed May 12, 2010 9:56 pm

>Throw this naked bum outta my bar.

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