Re: THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment)

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:42 am

Ugh...fine. Now presenting a text-only, uncool version of Thy Dungeonman, now with less flasks than ever.

Ye grabbeth a towel somehow. Ye are unsure how ye accomplished this. Normally you would be provided with a long explanation of how the crap this is possible, but I have lost an eighth of my GIVE-A-CRAP-ITUDE thanks to the loss of cool images.
Do mess?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:23 am

>look PUMPKIN

(Note: Thanks for not tottaly blowing me off, Uzi.)

by **Strong Vader** Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:32 pm

>SV says, plot revolution against MMM. Steal his cookies_

by **Kinda Long Hair** Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:56 pm

The combonation of two comands overides the sieystem causiingy teh commnputre to crasch. You areae feasde. You shouldsd abuy abi new compy.

>Um... What? OH OH OH! By new Compy!

Booting ||||||||||||||||||| 97%

COMPY 387

>Run Thy Dungeonman.exe.

Ye find yeself in yon OFFICE. There is yon DESK, yon WINDOW, and yon KEY. Ye remember little besides your own name. Hey, what is thy name?

>Mike Rotch

Come now, this is serious!

>John McStrangler

There we go. Anywho, an office.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:45 pm

>DIE
You dead. Play agai-
>JUST FREAKING PLAY ALREADY!

You sure are tied to this chair. Stuck on this site. Holding this towel. Just like you were ten minutes ago.
Do?

by **Strong Vader** Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:28 pm

>SV says, "Post in Random Thoughts. Make sure it's a thoughtful post on the history of metaphysics and the Freemasons. Then watch as Uzi massacres your punctuation and grammar, MMM has no idea what you're talking about, and Disk and SV be ironic. And awesome."_

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:38 am

You sayeth that. Uzi responds, "Hey, that's not a nice thing to say about me! I don't ALWAYS make fun of peoples' grammar! And you forgot to use the verb 'will!'" Obvious topics are: DOOM II, CAPTION CONTEST, or HURT 1 HEAL 1. Or you can REPLY.
What woudst thou dhouhououhouhouhoouhohuhhouh?

by Falcon Paunch Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:42 am

>Doom II

by **Strong Vader** Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:57 pm

Dangeresque wrote:>Doom II

You mean what SV says. And what SV says, is um, yeah, it's Doom II.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:00 am

You go to DOOM II. There are pages and pages of this NONSENSE. It's like he's not even TRYING any more! The captions don't even match!
Ye haveth a SCALDING REVIEW written up making fun of UZI'S WORK. Or you could just leave it be and go to HURT 1 HEAL 1 or THE CAPTION CONTEST.
Dhou?

by **Strong Vader** Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:28 am

>SV says, ONE-UP THREAD. Feel a sudden urge to have some Toblerone_

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:50 pm

You are quite sure that you HATE TOBLERONE. And you can't go to the ONE-UP thread. Why? I'm certainly not gonna tell you. Graphics shmaphics.

by **Strong Vader** Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:12 pm

>SV says, "die for being a Philistine and hating Toblerone." Also, SV says do the scathing review thing. It might help with dying.

by Sam Fissure Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:29 am

Ye would do that, but Sam hath madest thou INVINCIBLE until the story maketh sense. Deau?

by **Strong Vader** Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:58 pm

>SV says, let Uzi tell his story. Also do a silly dance._

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:15 am

You cannot kill yourself as you are tied to a chair. But you can type somehow. YOU DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS.
You do, however, write a SCATHING REVIEW of Uzi's latest update. It is VERY SCATHING. You are sure he feels VERY SCATHED.
But he prolly won't reply for a little while, so you can go somewhere else.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:31 pm

>SV says, "get me a can opener."

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:08 pm

You are quite sure there is no can opener, and there has never been a can opener.

>look

Around your chair, ye see a CAN OPENER, thy COMPUTER that you are using right now, and a PUMPKIN.

>go CAPTION CONTES

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:00 pm

(Remember, MMM, you can only give a command or a reply-not both. So really the only thing you did that goes with the game rules is type "LOOK.")

You look at your computer screen. You see that UZI has posted a reply to your SCALDING REVIEW.

Why do you always have to be so MEAN?! It's like you don't even care! I work and slave and take billions of screenshots a day and I have to put up with-

You don't read any more. Whiny little nubmnuts.
You are pretty sure you should go somewhere else at this point. You are almost POSITIVE.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:28 pm

>Play some Pac-Man_

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:47 pm

That is absolutely impossible as you are tied to a chair. You do it anyway. Who needs those stupid laws of physics, anyway?
You fail miserably. Dang, man. Got eaten by friggin' Speedy. That's rough.
You go back to the forum. DISK has posted something ODD AND ESOTERIC. Huh.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:05 pm

>SV says, cry tears of LIQUID NEGROCITY SORROW at Disk's awesome posts. Also create a FORUM GAME bent on making a SHRINE to Disk's awesome posts_

by **These are my saturdays** Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:39 pm

Schides Schondels wrote:Also create a FORUM GAME bent on making a SHRINE to Disk's awesome posts_

You mean like every thread WINK WINK

by **Strong Vader** Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:55 pm

Shimbles? wrote:
Schides Schondels wrote:Also create a FORUM GAME bent on making a SHRINE to Disk's awesome posts_
You mean like every thread WINK WINK

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by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:41 pm

You do that mess. Disk tells you that you should be all up on the fish train to heavensail by now like you neva SEEN. You assume this is a compliment.
At the mere idea of a compliment from DISK, you dance for joy. You fall backwards, slicing the ropes, chains, and such on a convenient POINTY OBJECT. You're free to roam your house at last!
YOU ARE IN YOUR OFFICE. YOU CAN GET BACK ON THE COMPUTER ANY TIME YOU COME BACK INTO THIS ROOM. OBVIOUS EXITS ARE: LIVING ROOM, DINING ROOM, KITCHEN, and BEDROOM.

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