Re: THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment)

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:13 pm

Ye havest an INSATIABLE URGE to eat KING HENRY THE EIGHTH. Dost thou mean the KING or the SHAKESPEARE PLAY?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:19 pm

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:28 pm

Ye findeth the urge within thee to eat a DEAD KING and a SHAKESPEAREAN PLAY. Ye now havest a QUEST. Go NORTH, goeth SOUTH, or go 2 DZHERZHINSKIY SQUARE?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:18 pm

>GO DZHERZHINSKIY SQUARE_

(I know, I know, it's not a cool image, but the image service has been breaking up on me today.)

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:47 pm

Ye reacheth NUMBER TWO DZHERZHINSKIY SQUARE, the HOME OF THE KGB. Ye approacheth LEERILY. KGB MINIONS captureth thee and knocketh thee out.

[PRESS ENTER]

Ye findeth thyself in a JAIL CELL. Ye are to be SHOT AT DAWN. Obvious exits are NOWHERE. Ye haveth NOTHING in thy INVENTORY except a PUMPKIN. There iseth a FOUNTAIN PEN on the GROUND and a VIAL OF STALE COFFEE on a CHAIR. What wouldst thou deau?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:34 pm

>CUT TO THE CHASE AND DANCE, BROTHER!_

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:37 pm

Ye DANCETH. A KGB MINION glareth at thee and throweth a PEANUT at thy head. What wouldst thou deau?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:47 am

THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment) - Page 6 Thy_du32

(Images are back! Yaaaaaaaaaay!)

by **Strong Vader** Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:53 pm

Ye eateth the PEANUT. It hurts.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:07 pm

by **Strong Vader** Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:36 pm

Ye WRITHETH in AGONY. Ye should never take a PEANUT from a RUSSIAN PRISON GUARD. Or something.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:57 am

by **Strong Vader** Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:27 pm

Ye eateth of the AGONY. The KGB MINION stareth at thee QUIZZICALLY and remindeth thee that thou art to be shot at DAWN. Ye looketh at the clock and findeth that it beeth FIFTEEN MINUTES TO DAWN. What wouldst thou deau?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:35 am

>DO A LITTLE DANCE...MAKE A LITTLE LOVE...GET DOWN TONIGHT! (WOO!) GET DOWN TONIGHT!

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:11 pm

Ye danceth away the last 15 minuets of your life. Ye don't realize how long ye have been dancing, until it is to late. If you just didn't procrastinate, you prolly would have found a way to escape. You Dead!

Play Again? [Y/N]

N

Ye killeth yerself before anything even happens. "Y" is automaticly chosen for you

Ye find yeself in yon OFFICE. There is yon DESK, yon WINDOW, and yon KEY. Ye remember little besides your own name. Hey, what is thy name?

by Falcon Paunch Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:44 pm

>Sir Dungeonm'n

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:04 pm

*sigh* Okay fine Clever Dan. Anywho, lets not forget our current situation. Ye find yeself in yon OFFICE. There is yon DESK, yon WINDOW, and yon KEY. Ye spies a PUMPKIN. What woulds thou deau?

by **Strong Vader** Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:11 pm

>Be the imp_

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Aug 17, 2010 5:39 pm

Ye can't be yon imp. Yon VIM and IMAGINATION are to low. Considering they won't play a part in the game, and there's no way to increase them, ye should prolly just forget it.

Anywho, a office

by **Strong Vader** Tue Aug 17, 2010 5:48 pm

>Stick head out window. Unplug while doing so_

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:42 pm

by **Strong Vader** Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:45 pm

>Do whatever that hoopy frood STRONG VADER aka STRIDER aka SCHIDES SCHONDELS aka PAQUEL MANOVITCH aka DAVE F-ING OWNS says_

>SV says, grab a towel_

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:56 pm

Hey, um, Uzi

THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment) - Page 6 Untitl10

As you can tell by this picture, your images periodicly don't load for me. If you could, could you perchance also have a typed out versian of it? (This happenes periodicly with all the images on the site, for me)

by **These are my saturdays** Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:34 pm

Yeah Uzi, why don't you just use text. If I go here on my laptop it takes around three minutes to load each post.

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