Re: THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment)

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:30 pm

Ye eatest of the CAKE. Thou art DIABETIC, ye fool! Thy BLOOD SUGAR level rises to FIFTY PERCENT OF CRITICAL. Ye probably shouldn't eat the other HALF OF THE CAKE.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:48 pm

look 'round

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:21 pm

Ye lookest around. EUSTACE B. THRIMBLETRIMMER is looking at thee. It is kind of creepy and thou wishest he would stop ogling at the sword stuck in your back. What wouldst thou deau?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:33 pm

>use SWORD on EUSTACE B. THRIMBLETRIMMER _

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:38 pm

Ye tryeth but he AUTO-PARRY-ETH. Ye find this very irritating, especially since the DRAGON has LICKED thee on the LEFT EAR.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:14 am

by **Strong Vader** Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:40 am

Ye becometh the OTHER GUY. Ye findeth thyself in a DUNGEON. Compensation, adequate. There iseth a PUMPKIN, a KEY, and SEVERAL TASTEFULLY DECORATED TAPESTRIES. What wouldst thou deau?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:17 pm

by **Strong Vader** Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:38 pm

You cannot be EUSTACE B. THRIMBLETRIMMER because he is too busy being CLUBS DEUCE!

You are now ARTHUR K. BORRINGTON III.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:56 pm

by **Strong Vader** Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:15 pm

Ye have never heard such foolishness as a man named Edward James Olmos. Thou art in thy ROOM plotting the demise of a certain ACTING TROUPE. Ye havest in thy possession a PENCIL, a SOFT DRINK, and LEGAL PAPER. What wouldst thou deau?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:03 pm

by **Strong Vader** Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:38 pm

Ye dost not have a COMPUTER! Ye placeth such ridiculous thoughts away from your mind as ye trippeth over a PUMPKIN.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:58 pm

>pick up a weel gun

by **Strong Vader** Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:07 pm

Ye havest no idea what that is!

Ye feeleth a certain need to looketh for a certain stump.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:12 pm

THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment) - Page 5 Thy_du26

You grabbeth your WHEEL GUN. This game has won you more cash at RUSSIAN ROULETTE than you have EX-GIRLFRIENDS. And you have had quite a few EX-GIRLFRIENDS...
One such GIRLISH FIEND is a MISS SARAH MAYONAKA, of the YOUNG AT HEART THEATRE TROUPE, whose demise you are currently plotting because of her. She will regret the day she ever heard of you...actually, she already does.
Your plan is almost complete. You have the WEAPON, the BLUEPRINTS of their building, the TIME, and the PLACE. What you don't have is your trusty, somewhat musty GRAPPLING GUN.
No where did you leave that thing?

by Sam Fissure Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:03 pm

>Check Canada.

by **Strong Vader** Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:30 pm

Um, Uzi? I was kind of running the game?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:13 am

Sorry, Strong Vad, I didn't see your post. Oh, well. The narrative's switched before, right? Next time, just try to steal it before I get a word in. 's what I do.

And now, I'm going with Sam's command.

THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment) - Page 5 Thy_du27

by Falcon Paunch Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:42 am

>Clam Chowder

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:47 am

Ye checkest for CLAM CHOWDER. It is SEVEN MONTHS OLD and ye havest no idea why ye KEEPETH it around.

A BLADE OF A KNIFE pricketh thee from behind. A VOICE telleth thee to turn around SLOWLY or he will GUT THEE LIKE SHEEP. What wouldst thou deau?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:00 am

THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment) - Page 5 Thy_du28

>THROW THE GIANT INFLATABLE WALRUS AT HIM AND, IN THE RESULTING CONFUSION, JUMP BEHIND HIM, TAKE YOUR GRAPPLING GUN OUT OF YOUR POCKET (the only place you haven't checked yet, so it has to be there) AND SPEAR HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE GUT WITH IT_

(I should get Thy Bonuspoints for having the longest command ever.)

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:04 am

Ye doeth so. Ye also singeth KING HENRY THE EIGHTH. Ye haveth no idea what the lyrics are to KING HENRY THE EIGHTH. A piece of AMBERGRIS falleth from the SKY as a GIANT SPERM WHALE loometh overhead.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:50 am

THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment) - Page 5 Thy_du29

>EAT SPERM WHALE

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:33 pm

Ye trieth to eat the SPERM WHALE. Ye haveth no points in BELLY OF THE WHALE or EXTORTION, however.

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