Re: THY DUNGEONMAN II: NOW WITH MORE YE FLASKS THAN EVER! (under new parserment)

by **These are my saturdays** Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:57 pm

>Disk: Localize this topic to the correct place, righteously

Oh yeah, you can feel the mod juices FLOWING in this here panel. Might as well start up a mod seance and get the king of effing modfrance to come and kiss this forum with his lock-alicious lips. Actually no, don't lock this forum, get your suckers off me. A**. Anyway you're still pretty psyched to stretch the mod legs. If only we had, like, a mod tower or something that you could park your modorcycle made of sunglasses at while you bask in the glorious modsun.
mod mod mod mod mod

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:11 pm

>Be the other Admin_

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:40 pm

(First of all, I just want to say that I gave him permission to move this topic. So yeah. You can't defy it. NONE OF YOU.)

You are now UZI-BAZOOKA. You are feeling pretty sad since GUY #26 wrote that SCALDING REVIEW about you. Why does he always have to be so MEAN? Your current SELF-PITY LEVEL is at 8/10, and you are seriously considering CRYING LIKE A BABY.
You are, of course, tied to your chair for no reason. There are absolutely NO SHARP OBJECTS WHATSOEVER in sight. NOT A ONE. Obvious Topics are: CAPTION CONTEST, DOOM II, and HOMEWORK HELP.
(Precede commands for UZI-BAZOOKA with UB and commands for GUY #26 with G26. For example: UB: Make a Sandwich.)

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:06 pm

>UB: Team up with ONE OF THE OTHER ADMINS and make a THY DUNGEONMAN THREAD that satirically mocks your TORMENTOR, G26 ironically_

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:40 pm

You team up with STRONG VADER, whose idea it was anyway, and create a SCATHING THY DUNGEONMAN THREAD to defeat GUY #26's SCATHING REVIEW. Oh yeah. This is brutal. You bet GUY #26 is just CRYING FOR HIS MOMMY right about now. Scathing meannesz be crispy like you neva SEEN.

by **These are my saturdays** Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:01 pm

>Uzi:Ask Wendy if she is serious.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:49 am

WENDY won't let you holla but you're like "please girl you ugly anyway."
YOU JUST MADE A SICK INSULT BRO!
YOU HAVE CLIMBED THE ECHELADDER!
CURRENT LEVEL: DAPPER SWINDLER
CURRENT BOONDOLLARS: 17
CURRENT GEL VISCOSITY : 22
CURRENT CACHE LIMIT: 50
CURRENT MAN GRIT: 12

by **Strong Vader** Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:18 pm

>SV: Join up with Uzi and harass Wheelie for not reading MSPA_

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:17 am

You cannot control STRONG VADER yet. That guy is too far up the ECHELADDER for you to even think of that. He has ALL of the LEVELS. ALL OF THEM.
Yet there is still one greater than he. ONE who DISREGARDS the LEVELS, and so becomes THE GREATEST OF ALL through a surprisingly IRONIC and AWESOME PROCESS. They say he rescued a PUPPY and shot a man AT THE SAME TIME. THIS GUY IS JUST OOZING WITH IRONY AND CHARISMA LIKE YOU NEVA SEEN!
If we let you be HIM and not STRONG VADER that would be extremely IRONIC. But it would also be kinda STUPID and LAME and I think we are just NOT GOING DOWN THAT ROAD.
Let's just stick with UZI for now.

by **Strong Vader** Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:18 pm

>Uzi: Brobunp SV. Also, harassment. Wheelie's head. Make it happen_

by Falcon Paunch Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:40 pm

>Level grind in The Airway

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:22 am

You BROBUNP SV over the Interwebs. It's kind of pathetic actually.

Show Forumlog:

Spoiler:

by **Strong Vader** Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:04 pm

>Recognize that that SV is obviously an imposter. ♠fter ♠ll, SV h♠s ♠ much cooler typing quirk th♠n th♠t. ♠lso, get muffins._

by **These are my saturdays** Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:09 am

>Uzi: Rent a sh**ty psychological horror movie; reenact the antagonists murderous antics in a forum thread.

>Equip the ROCKET PROPELLED BAN HAMMER, also known as the "BANGBANG UZI'S GUNMETAL HAMMER" in an act of intimidation toward G26

>G29: Profess your love toward G26.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:41 am

Actually, since this is becoming a full-fledged Forum MSPA, I'm moving it to a different topic. Somebody else can take over a completely un-Homestuck related Thy Dungeonman over here.
>END GAME!!

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:22 pm

tumbleweed blows by
...

You are standing in a BACK YARD. You see a SLING SHOT and a fully functional SWING SET. You here your dad watching SPORTS in the HOUSE. What woulds thou deau?

by Falcon Paunch Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:58 pm

>use SWING SET

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:04 pm

You play on the swing set for half an hour. What a waste of time! However, a GOLD PIECE flys out from under the swing

by It Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:50 pm

> GET GOLD PIECE

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:17 pm

You add the GOLD PIECE to your GOLD STASH. Now what?

by It Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:29 pm

go HOUSE

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:33 pm

You don't want to risk a confrontation with your dad just yet, at least, not untill you get some kind of WEAPON.

by It Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:33 pm

go P4WN SHOP

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:55 pm

You have no P4WN SHOP, you just need to equip a WEAPON. Perhaps the SLING SHOT that is laying around out here.

by It Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:46 pm

get SHOT SLINGER

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