Final Fantasy Legend II -LET'S PLAY-

[Kinda Long Hair]

An important note to viewers - As this box art clearly states, it is for Game Boy. As such, I will be playing it on my Game Boy, and capturing the images on my cellular telephone.



I think i sold my original gameboy back in the early 2000s. Bummer. As for this beauty, it was SO drained of power, when i plugged it in the charging light didn't come on. Took me about a full hour before i could turn it on (keep in mind, it was still on the charger)



The title screen. I could press continue, as I have a game saved on the final boss battle, and I could just end it now, but that wouldn't be very fun now would it?



So now I'll just make myself a guy. Let's see... Human, male. Name? Cash... Mon-OH CRAP WHAT DO YOU FREAKIN MEAN 4 LETTER MAXIMUM OH MAH GOD.
Well, since the game says my name is under 4 letters, I'll just go with cash.



And the backstory. Apparently my father left me when i was young, and gave me some mystical glowing orb or power. 20 years later, he still hasn't returned, and apparently I still live with my mother. She tells me all this bull crap about how dad's nice and happy somewhere, and I should get my teacher to talk me outta this nonsense.

Fortunatly for me, My teacher, who's name is apparently "Mr. S", says that this is a very good idea, and that I should bring four comrades! HELLS YEAH LETS SMASH SOME HEADS!



Can't go on no journy without Uzi! And im fairly certain in real life, he's some sort of strange mutant with an eyepatch.



Oh hey S.V., when did you become an early model of a droideka?



Im not quite sure what i had disk be.

Anyways, now that we've gone through every four-letter user, let's get to some gameplay!



ACTUAL GAMEPLAY GRAPHICS



I conviniently started in a town, where a guy who looks exactly like Uzi tells me about some northern cave

THIS SEEMS VERY IMPORTANT!



I broke into some lady's house, and she hands me this potion! WOW! I thought for shure she would call the cops, especialy since i egged her house last hallowen!

Anyways, lets get to this "Northern Cave"



Really? REALLY? Bro don't you need to, like, teach... whatever it is you teach. Oh well, come on i guess.



Alright, the BIG MAP! Let's get this show on the road!



I think i found that cave. Shockingly, it was to the north.



Alright, guys! This is gonna be easy, we're in the cave and nothing has attacked us! This'll be easy! Although, Im SERIOUSLY suprised at the lack of......



OH MY GOD AN EFFIN CAVE JAGUAR!!
Ehh, let's fight this out, running is for women and tools.



Don't worry guys, my 'Long' will TOTALY save us.




Okay, I guess you guys can help. Just stand over there and look like you're on the verge of attacking.



OH MY GOD THAT TEACHER GUY JUST BOSSED THINGS UP



Kill it! Kill it with fire!



Alright! Victory!


The battle may be over... but the war has yet to begin!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Pretty funny. Does SV really have a Colt Revolver, or did I just read that blurry image wrong?

[Kinda Long Hair]

Pretty funny. Does SV really have a Colt Revolver, or did I just read that blurry image wrong?

Yep, he has a 'Colt'

[Uzi-Bazooka]

That's pretty awesome.

[It]

So, is there more to this? Will it be continued, or are you sick of it like Uzi was with Canary?

[Kinda Long Hair]

So, is there more to this? Will it be continued, or are you sick of it like Uzi was with Canary?

Yeah, I'll do more. This game is unbelievebly fun, it's just kind of a pain in the @$$ to get the pictures. Expect the next part today.

[Kinda Long Hair]

a note: In this game, every other step is a btlle, so to keep my phone from exploding, im only going to post ones with new enemies or boss battles mkay.

When we last left our heros, they had just won a debate against the minds of mt. rushmore... i mean, defeated a cave jaguar.



A familiar screen, a friendly screen. This time let's press continue!



Here we are, game file numero two



Here we are in the north cave anOH MY GOD THERE'S A BOX WHATS IN THE BOX



OH MY GOD TWO BOXES IT'S LIKE F****** CHRISTMAS UP HERE

Cure? Ah man! I already have, like, three of those!



HELLS YEAH A BRONZE SHIELD! If one of those cave things jumps on me, i can deflect it's attacks!



Lets equip this bad boy! (This is the [i don't know the name] screen. You can equip, heal, and view attributes here)



ALL RIGHT TIME TO KICK SOME @$$



AWESOME three (count 'em) THREE enemies to test these out on.



Disk, you do some FLARE ACTION (that attacks all enemies)

Looks like we got one.



Hey look, the dropped some steak! That stuff'll turn disk into some other thing.



*groan* flower, really? REALLY???



Another room! What kind of INSANE LOOT will i find in here?



There's something wrong with this gang. I just can't place my finger on it, but something tells me that's not a real gang.



Alright flower boy, let's see what you can do.






Well, that's awesome.
Wait, since when do flowers have tusks?


Hey look! Some chests!
Im keeping that bow



S.V can have that hammer, so he don't waste all of his 'Colt'



OH S*** SOME SORT OF...
...
What is that? Asigaru?
What is that a wannabe samuri?
laaaame



"Guys, I think this might be a boss battle." "Really? What makes you think that?" "Well, maybe because it's blocking the exit." "Nah man, lets go talk to it" "IT AN EFFING DRAGON YOU REALLY THINK IT CAN TALK?"



O_O it can talk! And it wants our magi!

Wait, what?

Spoiler:

That stuff sound to important to give up, better fight this piece of trash.



I hope this is a challenge and Mr. S can't kill it in one-



oh well. Let's get out of this cave



No Mr. S! You're weaponry is far greater than ours! Come on, stay and help us!

oh well, whatever we don't need him!



there's another town. Let's see what they got there.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Uzi's max HP gained by 12.

I feel strangely healthy today. I don't know why, exactly...I just feel like getting up and doing a bunch of stuff.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Remember that town on the map, well i went there an- ... Dad?

Dad??

...

Hmmm... well, let's not jump to any conclusions; lets talk to the townsfolk.



Shrine of Isis? Didn't that wikipedia thing say that all 77 magi formed a statue of Isis? We should check this o - u - t OUT



Ashura? Who? I guess he was the guy who is in charge of all that 'Gang' and 'Jaguar'



Lets talk to some people in this here cafe



OH SH** WE CAN'T LET THAT GUY RULE THE WORLD



Looks like i found a boss battle, guys.

Anyway, lets check out this shrine of Isis



I think I found it



Some guy in the town told me a cleric named 'Ki' was at this shrine. Let's talk to her and she what she knows.



So i asked her about MAGI and she wants to know what we'll do with em and them I'm all like "Nah, I'm just looking for my dad who is looking for this" and shes like "That guy with the hat? He came here and left."

Than she told me about some ruins where some magi are, so guess where I'm gonna go.



Here we are at the ruins...



...and look who's here to meet us.






Alright, we're ready. Let's DO THIS!



Yes we know that, let's see the results!



:O we got that taken care of pretty quick.



Guys, a nook! What kind of stuff is hidden in there???



AWESOME a WHIP!



Sweet, some more chests! what could be inside???



Nothing.. abosutly nothing!

surely that other one has stuff in it.

Spoiler:

Okay guys, some sort of fly is attacking us.How? I don't know, it must have been exposed to radiation or something.



Uzi (who got the the whip) is going to attack with fire (which he STOLE from a lizard. You can't have lizards running around with that sh**!)



Disk (who often turns into different CREATURES) will attack b/w dissolve




Alright, good job with that fly. You lit it on fire. a FIRE FLY. FIREFLY AM I WITTY OR WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????



Oh my God a legit treasure, it actually has something in it!

It's a CURE potion! WUT WHAAT



Guys, I think i found the @$$holes stealing stuff from the chests THOSE SHOULD BE OURS

...

OH S*** THEY HAVE SOME EFFING MAGI!! YOU GET BACK HERE WITH THAT, BOY!



THERE'S NO ESCAPE, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A F****ING HUNTER HUNTING A DEAR MY GOD YOU JUST STAY THERE

Okay, so the got out, but lets check and see if they left anything.






All right, we finnaly got some of this magi that everyone's talking about. From what I gather, these add to your power, mana, and agility. Let's equip these up!



Alright, click on MAGI



Select the magi, and character



and equip!

REASONS FOR EQUIPING TO WHO I DID: Uzi's normal attacks do, like, 2 damage, and Disk had 0 mana



All right, let's follow that fat piece of crap!



GARY MOTHER OF MOD™ ARE THEY... ARE THEY.....



They're the guardians. They came to protect the magi, but the failed. Ashura's men took it.



WHO IS ASHURA WHO IS THAT FAT PIECE OF S*** THA STRAIGHT UP DOU** BAG WHAT A TOOL IF I HAD HALF A MIND.

Wait, if he's dead, than why did he say 'Dead'?

ASHURA MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.



LETS GO DO THIS



Next time, on the continuation of Lets Play Final Fantasy Legend II, we boss up some stuff and burst through Ashura's base!

[It]

Hmm... this could prove to be hilarious...

[Uzi-Bazooka]

UZI attacks enemy with BLIZZARD!

Yes! Ha! Take that, Lizard fiends! Taste my soft-serve Dairy-Queen power! I hope you're a...
*Dark sunglasses*
Chocolate lover!

[Kinda Long Hair]

Tune in next time for the end of act one!

[It]

Wait, so are we allowed to swear as long as we asterisk them now, or is it just you, since you have "da powuh"?

[Kinda Long Hair]

Wait, so are we allowed to swear as long as we asterisk them now, or is it just you, since you have "da powuh"?

We've always been able to asterisk them, i think

[It]

Well, that's just f****** wonderful.

Okay, starting right now, I won't abuse it anymore. Despite the fact that I just found out about it.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

THE DEAL WITH SWEARS:

Censoring or partially censoring swears has always been okay. Using asterisks like MMM did is allowed, even if there's just one (example: "d*mn".)The more comic-book-style censoring, like "@$$", has always been allowed as well. In addition, the two swears that are allowed without censoring (in moderation, of course) are "Hell" and "Piss", as decided by the 2010 Swearing Council.

However, MMM, you might want to tone it down. Seemed a bit excessive there.

[Falcon Paunch]

However, MMM, you might want to tone it down. Seemed a bit excessive there.

Excessive? Where we're going, we don't need-

wait no that was horrible.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Last time on Let's Play Final Fantasy Legend II



Ashura strikes, stealing MAGI from those who protect it, putting the entire universe in danger! Our hereos must defeat this wicked man(?) and retrieve the magi. Or are they already to late...



Here it is, let's go in and finish this!



Ahh man! Looks like we might need some help with this.



Let's see if that 'Ki' person can help us.



Great news, she'll help us.
Lets see what kind of weaponry she's got



Hammer, thunder, cure, bronze armor. Not to bad for this world. Her attributes are pretty good, too. NO ONE STANDS A CHANCE LETS GO!



Here's a town over by that base, lets go and stock up on supplies.



Those are stores. The one with the sword sign is a weapons shop. The one with the vase is a potion shop. Lets get some potions.




We wanna buy some stuff i want the HIGHEST QUALITY at the LOWEST PRICE



Alright, lets get some bronze helmets, cause those are obviously potions!

{Game note: Armor adds defense to a character, which, not surprisingly, heightens said characters resistance to attacks.}



I also stopped by the weapons store and bought a 'psi' knife. Higher MANA increases the effect of this weapon.

{Game note: Weapons are affected by the attributes. Higher strength results in more powerful sword attacks. Higher mana results in more powerful spell attacks. High agility results in more powerful dagger attacks. Some weapons don't follow this chart (ex: psi knife), but most do}

Uzi has the most spells and stuff, so i'll give this to him. As such, I switched the mana magi to Uzi and gave the speed magi to Disk.



Lets stop at the inn to get healed up before the battle. Inns also add uses to your weapons (that little number next to them on the attack screen? thats how many more times it can be used)



I got plenty of GP, so lets heal up and head on.



We can enter now



The inside of the base!
...
Lookit, there's some zombies running around!



Alright a battle! Toad and Fungi doesn't stand a chance!



Uzi's gonna test out his brand new Psi



and it killed him.
"Well, i guess it works, reckon i can't send it back an' say it's defective an' get a two for the price of one coupon or nothin like that."

In all honesty, i've had this game all my life, and this is the second time I've gotten that to work.



We killed that fungi, it dropped meat, Disk turned into something even stranger, and Uzi got more mana. Just your typical after-battle



You would think with all these minions around, someone would have raised the alarm, but we are still undetected for the most part.

{Game note: I have disk in front to try to get him more hitpoints. He has, like, 40 and everyone else has between 70 and 100}



Silver armor! One step up from the bronze! I'll equip this to Cash



an axe! I'll equip this to S.V. As a robot, he has the most strength, so this'll cause more damage.



An empty area! The boss battle has to be around here somewhere!



There he is....

Lets attack this ugly thang!



I'll boss up my Long



S.V. can use his axe



Uzi wields his brand new Psi



Disk only has one option



Ki can use thunder

After all the attacks go through, we killed it. We have succeded in clearing this land of Ashura! However, apparently this is just hhis number 2. The real Ashura is over in the next world.



Victory! rip and tear RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR



If you can't read that; apparently Ashura already has most of the stolen magi.



And now, like all good boss battles, the base is now going to explode.



CHESTS! C-CAN IT BE?



Yes! It IS the magi! Lets get it and abscond!



Oh my God! I WOULDN'T have known that if the game hadn't told me!

Lets explore up north.



What is this thing??



I get it! Its the area between worlds! This is our was to get to Ashura!



And Ki's leaving.
Hey, she wished us luck! That's nice!



Crossing over into another world, a group of four seek to keep the world safe.

END OF ACT 1

[Strong Vader]

intermission came after homestuck act iii mmm

are you cheating us now

are you

[Kinda Long Hair]

intermission came after homestuck act iii mmm

are you cheating us now

are you

My plan is to have a short intermission between each act, to give me time to collect the images for each act.

The intermission is one story, that will be broken up into sections between the acts.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

DooM jokes + genuine hilarity + an actual possibility of finishing the game = making this an awesome Let's Play.

Crappy 3-part MSPA-style Intermission = putting this Let's Play back on thin ice.

You are on thin ice, pal!

Oh, and also.

In all honesty, i've had this game all my life, and this is the second time I've gotten that to work.

That's because you've never played with me.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Yeah, I'm not so sure about the intermission, either. It's kind of really hard to make them. I'll prolly just switch it to some sort of hilarious youtube video or something along those lines

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Or, something related to the game!!
Although, my Skulltag Intermission sucked @$$, dragged on forever, and finally went unfinished. So who am I to talk? Go ahead!

[Kinda Long Hair]

Ehh, I'll prolly get rid of it. I might bring it back farther down the line as something different, but probably not.

anyways, it's not taking near as long to get the act 2 pics, so those could be up soonish

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I AM BEDAZZLED BY YOUR SPEEDY UPDATES!
Actually, if I wasn't uploading these Mini Let's Plays in one big go, it might be done by now.
BUT WOULD IT BE AS GOOD?
I don't know, maybe-
NO! IT WOULD NOT!

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