Re: Avatar above you...

by It Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:41 pm

What? Yes, I can fire lasers with this guitar.
What? Yes, the lasers will shrink my head.
What? Yes, I'm perfectly fine with that.
What? No, it won't shrink my nose, why do you ask?

by Falcon Paunch Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:47 pm

What happens when a LEGO collector is drunk.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:44 am

"No, I don't know why I only have four fingers. Or why we suddenly all look like caricatures drawn by a stoned thirteen-year-old. But I do know this:"

Spoiler:

by Falcon Paunch Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:17 am

I'm running out of ways to say "man on fire".

by It Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:36 am

He's running out of ways to play wicked guitar solos while also trying to hide the fact that he has a mouth.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:18 am

And now it's time for the main event in the reach-for-the-bottle Olympic race. The starters have taken their positions behind the regulation table, and will now attempt to reach for the bottles of Product™© Placement® placed just out of reach...without fingers or joints!

Training is always tough for this event. "Having your arms sanded down to hard, square nublins may be painful, but it's always worth it in the end," said American reacher Darrel J. Mankiewicz. "If you give 100% in and out of the bar, you'll do all right."

Today is the first round of the 372-round event, where Mankiewicz (pictured center) will be going against Dutch reacher Uzech Bazuuk (left) and UK's Falco Pint (right). Bazuuk, who got second place in the competition last year, said, "The secret to winning bottle-reaching is to eat right and not think about the pain. The pain...oh, the pain!"

Falcon Pint denied last year's rumors of using performance-enhancing Grabbo Arms, but did say that, "I've made a few mistakes. That's all changing this year. I'm going for the gold."

The popular favorite to win is China's Triple-M rated Cas-chi Monai, who won the competition last year. When asked for comment, we were unable to speak Chinese.

by It Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:32 am

I'm sorry, I can't follow that up at all. That was just... too good.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:00 pm

DJmankiewicz_email.exe wrote:I'm sorry, I can't follow that up at all. That was just... too good.

Why, thank you.

by It Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:08 pm

One might say it was a pretty hot joke?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:09 pm

You know, i'd like to be more in depth with my criticism, but your avatars so small I really can't see it that great. All i see, are, like, pixels.

by It Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:15 pm

In that case, I guess I'll change it, just for you!

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:19 pm

Now they still look like pixels, but this time, they have their own background following them around.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:38 pm

I didn't know this was a toilet!

by It Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:51 pm

And I didn't know this was a toilet!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:22 pm

And I...

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:58 pm

yep. still on fire.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:10 am

What? No, I didn't steal your cheetos. Look at my hands! It was...uh...Uhura! Yeah, that's right!

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:32 pm

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:36 am

THIS
IS
REALLY
STUPID

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:47 pm

man avatar is really old a dried up. No wonder it caught fire

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:45 pm

I LOOK LIKE WILLIAM SHATNER! THAT'S THE WHOLE JOKE! THAT'S THE WHOLE FREAKING JOKE!

by It Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:44 pm

Yeah, I'm all BURNED out on insults for that avatar.

by Falcon Paunch Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:21 pm

I could say they same thing to you. Except I'd make a "writers' block" joke, and it'd be way cornier.

by It Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:26 pm

(Heh, I just got that. Anyway...)

Man, and you thought orange notes were hard to hit when you had four fingers...

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