Re: Avatar above you...

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:51 am

Now, we will perform an experiment. This particular bird, the Disk Raptor, is capable of eating an entire human child. So we place two babies in front of it, one to his left, and one to his right. Now observe. He turns to the right. Now to the left. "To chew up and eat...or not to chew up and eat." He can go on like this for days! Of course, it's not so much a case of Right VS Wrong as Right VS Left.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:11 pm

How can I carry this poorly-editted bazooka with no arms?

by The Wheelchair Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:19 pm

"There's a weird man staring at me."
"A weird man that can hear what you're saying."

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:28 pm

Hi! I'm squeky voice!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:41 pm

Hey, look! The third Telltale-related Avatar in a row! Personally, I like the Dangeresque one or the Sam & Max one better, though.

by **These are my saturdays** Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:18 pm

"I'm so jealous of that guy in the sig, he wasn't in an unfortunate munitions factory accident"

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:22 pm

DISK HELLO IT IS I.
Gasp! Are you an Alien from Aliens versus Predator Gold Edition?
I AM FROM THAT GAME DISK YOU ARE CORRECT. HOWEVER I AM NOT AN ALIEN. I AM THE FOREMAN OF JACK@$$ ARCHITECTURE LTD. AND YOU ARE INFRINGING ON OUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. NOW PUSH OFF.

by **These are my saturdays** Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:37 pm

I KNEW THESE GUYS WOULD GET ON MY A** ABOUT DISSING THEM

(ALSO HELLO MY NAME IS UZI-BAZOOKA AND I'M A MEMBER OF RAWKETTLAWNCHAIRAHOLICS ANONYMOUS.)

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:26 am

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT HUMAN I AM BRINGING HIM THE GIFT OF LIFE...WITH MY TEETH.
Wow. This is, like, in-joke on in-joke action.

by **These are my saturdays** Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:52 pm

The rocket launcher would have looked better DRAWN

(You have no idea how hard it was to take this screenshot)

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:31 pm

Oh yeah? Well, I bet you can't find anything to say about my new avatar! HWATCHA!

by **These are my saturdays** Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:52 pm

"I'm all about these avaiators"
"and baby, they're alll about me"

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:04 pm

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I have been bested.
But my first-person-shooter avatar could kick your first-person-shooter avatar's butt!

by The Wheelchair Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:52 pm

No, gals, I totally didn't glue the halves of two different pairs of glasses together when mine broke. I got these babies from Cool Weapons.. and.. also.. Glasses Warehouse. No, it's cool, go talk to those other guys, but just remember that I shop on the Black Market! That's a cool thing!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:15 pm

Hi! I make Bosco look intelligent!

by silent wulf Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:27 am

I wear my broken sunglasses at ... orange?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:49 am

Like you, I was once fat, ugly, smoking cigarettes, clinging to lost hopes, and overall a whiny little snot. But now, thanks to Fat Ugly Smokers Clinging to Lost Hopes while Whining Anonymous, I'm twice as fat, ugly, clingy, whiny, and smoky as before!

by The Wheelchair Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:58 pm

Dang, this makes those zombie demons look positively dashing!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:44 pm

Sam joined a nudist colony for dogs? What's next, Max actually wearing clothes?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:21 pm

No one will be able to tell that the fire is from two different pictures

by **These are my saturdays** Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:50 pm

The United States of Vampire Freaks is currently working on our flag design, check back when we are done moping in despair.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:42 pm

CASH MONEY wrote:No one will be able to tell that the fire is from two different pictures

Actually, it's not. The original picture is huge, so I took Uzi's head and super-imposed over another part of the picture that had more flames.

And now, back to the mockery.
No, no, no! The L on the head is for Loser! What's this H for? Hoosier?

by arachnidsGrip Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:20 pm

Just WHY is he eating that red 8racket? Or is it a st8ple?

by **Strong Vader** Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:07 pm

Myyyyyyyy av8ar iiiiiis stupiiiiiiiid!!!!!!!!

by arachnidsGrip Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:21 pm

Equius is good at punching nerds.

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