Re: Avatar above you...

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:24 am

"You didn't pay for your protection this week, Mr. McGrave."
"I swear, I'll have it next week! You know I'm good for it!"
"Be that as it may, Mr. McGrave, I believe you may need a little extra...persuasion. Boys, take his wallpaper down."
"But Boss, isn't that-"
"DO IT! Pry up the carpet, too. Make this place as bare and white as a piece of toilet paper."
"No, please! I'm so sorry!"
"Perhaps you will learn not to mess around with the Roblox Mafia, Mr. McGrave."

by It Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:25 am

(Actually, in that picture, we're on an airplane, meeting Homestar Runner. Just tossing out ideas, here...)

Uzi-Bazooka: Evil villian, cyborg sidekick, possibly a no-armed whitey, but we'll never know, whatever you call him, remember this: HE. IS. ALWAYS. ON. FIRE.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:47 pm

Just walk wight thwough this metaw detectow, siws.

BEEP! BEEP!

Oops! Now I have to give you a patdown!

How? You don't have any hands...OH LORD NO! PLEASE STOP! IT HURTS!!

EDIT: I just realized that Homestarmy could easily be abbreviated to HSA...

by It Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:52 pm

Ten minutes later, the Roblox crew's lives were so scarred, they decided to set fire to the plane.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:09 pm

Did you just mock your own avatar? "Avatar beside me"?
Works for me.

You all may THINK that I'm burning in fire, but it's actually egg drop soup.

by It Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:27 pm

Did I? I was making it seem like that was you on the plane, thus the "fire" joke. "Avatar beside me..." sounds like a fun game, though.

You all may THINK that I'm made of legos and have no internal organs, but since I have flight sickness, you're gonna see SOMETHING come outta me pretty soon!

by **Kinda Long Hair** Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:55 pm

You may THINK im trying to show i have nothing to hide, but really im just reacting to a roboblox video.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:13 am

I vote new topic: Avatar Beside Me.
Oh. You guys already made that.
Anyway...

This is a really uncomfortable chair. You sure I can't have a massage feature? No? Fine...

by It Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:42 am

This is a really uncomfortable furnace. You sure I can't have an air conditioner? I can? Alright! Oh, but it'll melt? That's fine, then.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:56 pm

This is a really uncomfortable plane seat. You sure I can't have an air conditioner? I can? Alright! But it'll set off the metal detectors? That's fine, then.

by It Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:59 pm

This is a really uncomfortable forest. You sure I can't have an air conditioner? I can? Alright! But it'll set the forest on fire? Well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:02 pm

I've about run out of things to say for this one.

I mean, on Uzi's, you just have to mention 'fire' somewhere in the post, but here, it's like, "I can't even tell what this is! Oh, it's a plane? You sure?"

I mean, there's not a whole lot you can say about some blocks in a strange looking room.

by It Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:11 pm

What're you talking about? All you really need is a cube/square/block joke.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:13 pm

I remember back when I played with blocks back in the 1st grade. Those were good times. I see they've given them a 21st century upgrade now.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:32 pm

Why'd you make my underwears show? Everyone knows I don't got underwears!

by It Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:56 pm

Why didn't you make my underwears show? Everybody knows they're fireproo- oh, crap.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:29 am

Square underwears for square parts: Oh, the chafing.

by It Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:58 am

"Flaming underwear?" "THEY SAID IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, ALRIGHT?!"

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:00 pm

We're gonna need you to take your flaming underwear off and pit it in the bin there before you go on the flight, Mr. McGrave

by Falcon Paunch Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:29 am

What's "changing your avatar"? Never heard of it.

by It Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:29 pm

(Sadly, I almost didn't get that one, Paunch)

They might be giants. Might. I want to stress that.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:31 pm

What's funnier than stupid unfunny cat pictures from a decade ago?

EVERY-FREAKING-THING.

by It Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:47 pm

Aww, really? This picture's like a decade old? That sucks.

Everthing is catching on

Yes, everything is catching on

Everything is catching on fiiiiiire.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:09 pm

Yes, a decade old. The frosting on that donut is rock hard, now.

by It Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:13 pm

Speaking of things that are a decade old...

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