Re: Avatar above you...

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:39 am

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS ARTICLE NEEDS CITATION!!

by It Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:26 pm

Y'know what I hope's near Uzi-Bazooka? Fire.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:38 pm

DJmankiewicz_email.exe wrote:Y'know what I hope's near Uzi-Bazooka? Fire.

Nearly wet myself.

by Falcon Paunch Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:36 pm

I'm all burned out of sarcastic quips of your avatar, Uzi.

by It Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:56 pm

I'm so happy, I don't even care that the zipper's stuck on the back of this penguin suit!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:44 am

My wife left me...for Minecraft Steve! Now I'm in thish crappy bar, not gettin' drunk. Sheriousssshly...I'm shober.

by It Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:30 am

My wife unknowingly left me... she thought Dangeresque Too was me! Now I'm inexplicably on fire, not even close to being burnt alive. Sheriousssshly, I'm shtill freeshing.

by Falcon Paunch Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:56 am

Totally not Legos, guys!

by It Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:46 am

Totally not Guitar Hero, guys!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:50 am

The worst show since Avatar: The Last Airbender is now the worst band since Rahmschnitzel!

EDIT: Ugh! Sniped by Whateverthecrapgordonscallinghimselfnow! That was for Paunch's avatar. Well, I'll leave it.

by It Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:56 am

Does a victory dance while lighting uzi on fire.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:06 am

Does that mean your Roblox creations are drinking...
*cool, cool glasses*
MOLOTOV COCKTAILS?

by Tavros Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:08 am

hOW cAN yOU, sTAND sO lONG iN tHIS eARTH fIRE, i tHOUGHT tHAT aFTER a wHILE iT kILLED yOU,

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:38 am

"This is a picture of me touching myself."

by It Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:58 am

"This is a picture of me trying to touch myself, but I couldn't see! The fire was too bright!"

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:18 am

"I don't know what's going on in this picture. I don't even know what I'm trying to touch. I don't even have fingers."

by Tavros Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:17 pm

iTS lIKE oNE oF tHOSE, oLD eARTH pHOTOGRAPHS,, wITH aN oVAL pICTURE aND a fRAME fROM hELL,,

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:29 pm

Shoelace, I've gotta be honest with you. I'm tired of living a lie! You need to know my true feelings about you.
You're my only friend, shoelace. Others have come and gone, but only you have stuck with me. We've always been inseparable, ever since Kindergarten when I first learned how to tie you. I knew then, from the perfect intimacy of simply twirling your strings in the right order to make the little bow I love so very, very much, that you would be my only true friend; and that no other could ever come between us.
I...I love you, shoelace.
I've been dodging the issue too long! I want you to be with me forever and ever. I want you and I to see the world! We can live the life we've always wanted! We can fulfill our dreams together! We can do anything we want, shoelace! All you have to do is say one word, one little word, and I will be the happiest...
Hey, wait, is your...is this...are you fraying?
...
...
...
You've been unfaithful, shoelace.

ALTERNATE ENDING:

by It Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:30 pm

You know, as I'm typing this, I wish my shoelaces weren't on fire...

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:51 am

I like square butts and I can not lie!
You utha bruthas can deny!
But when a nasty little thing with a realistic waist
gets all up in yo' face you get
STUFFED!

by Mewcakes Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:34 pm

HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:08 am

Compydore Hustle.
(If you don't get it, that's OK.)

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:23 pm

Nah man, he spontaneously combusted! It's some kind of voodoo sh*t or something, man I SEEN this stuff on the Discovery Channel!
(If you don't get the reference, that's okay.)

by It Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:47 pm

Look, I don't know why you think I have your wallet. We're on a ship hurdling through space, so I can't see why I'd need any money. Feel free to search me, you won't find much.

Extended, slightly inappropriate ending:

Spoiler:

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:12 pm

feel free to search me, you won't find anything. Especially if you're looking for things like arms, legs, or good-graphics-has.

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