Re: ONE UP THREAD- BRAGGING, ARROGANCE AND GREEN MUSHROOMS.

[The Wheelchair]

I have Monkey Island 2: Special Edition. Eat it, Uzi.

I also have Keebler Elfudge cookies.

[Falcon Paunch]

I beat our namesake on Saturday.

[The Wheelchair]

I beat it a year ago.

[Kinda Long Hair]

ITS OVER 9000

[Kinda Long Hair]

I have a shirt that says "I'd tap that" on it!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I have Monkey Island 2: Special Edition. Eat it, Uzi.

WHY, CRUEL VIDEO GAME WORLD? WHYYYYY?
Actually, I'm waiting until it can be purchased from Telltale, like the first one. It's easier, since I already have an account with them (and trust them not to steal my monies.)

I beat our namesake on Saturday.

I beat it in two hours, on the same day I purchased it (which I believe was about a month after it came out.) Of course, I play a lot of Point b/w Click puzzle adventure games (such as Monkey Island), so I probably have more experience than you.

[Falcon Paunch]

You probably do. (I bought it on Friday and beat it on Saturday.)

[The Wheelchair]

I have Monkey Island 2: Special Edition. Eat it, Uzi.

WHY, CRUEL VIDEO GAME WORLD? WHYYYYY?
Actually, I'm waiting until it can be purchased from Telltale, like the first one. It's easier, since I already have an account with them (and trust them not to steal my monies.)

That took, what, two years for the first one? Don't get yer hopes up.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

It only took ONE year, thank you!
And besides, I can console myself with having the ORIGINAL VERSIONS of all five games, in all of their several-bit glory.

[The Wheelchair]

It only took ONE year, thank you!
And besides, I can console myself with having the ORIGINAL VERSIONS of all five games, in all of their several-bit glory.

Oh, just shut it up! Besides, I have all three Sam & Max Seasons! That's right, that's right, who gets to play Beyond the Alley of the Dolls? ME DOES!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Oh yeah? Well, well I have...um...CHEST HAIR!

[The Wheelchair]

Oh yeah? Well, well I have...um...CHEST HAIR!

.........

Yeah, that's really all I have to say.

[Kinda Long Hair]

guys my drumline tech works with this wierd girl who sees aurus

[The Wheelchair]

guys my drumline tech works with this wierd girl who sees aurus

Don't do drugs.
Now you know, for a better America.

[Kinda Long Hair]

guys my drumline tech works with this wierd girl who sees aurus

Don't do drugs.
Now you know, for a better America.

Actually, he got a few recordings of her talking about it. Let's listen in!

"Yeah, like, When I go in my room and turn off the lights I can sse them. I doesn't freak me out, cause like, they're in the 2-D and we're in the 3-D. They're just passing through" "Yeah okay"

"Im such a good girlfriend. My friend was having a sh**** day, so I wanted to make it up to here, so I had my boyfirend go have inter**** with her. Like a revenge ****" "Uh... what?"

[Kinda Long Hair]

Oh! He also told the story about this time he was messing with an uigi (sp?) board. But that story is more of a "Random Thoughts" thing

[Uzi-Bazooka]

It's spelled "Ouija board." But since you asked for once instead of just randomly assuming you're right, I don't mind.

But enough niceness. Back to the one-uppitude.

I have fresh breath and clean teeth! Ha!

[These are my saturdays]

[Uzi-Bazooka]

OH YEAH! EAT IT!
What's that you say? It looks too good for MS Paint? Funny you should mention that, because you see...
I FINALLY GOT A GOOD IMAGE-MAKING PROGRAM! BOO-YAH!

[These are my saturdays]

That looks far ****tier than mspaint

[These are my saturdays]

Also typed text is so tacky

[The Wheelchair]

Yeah, I'd say that's about level with MS Paint quality. Your new graphics program ain't working so well.

[Strong Vader]

Guess what?

I have three Toblerones. Also, I have this cake.

[Kinda Long Hair]

So at McDonalds today, I ordered a McBeverage, a McCookie, a McFri, and a McRefil. I also threatened to order a McSalad for this one large guy I know

[Christhulhu]

Guess what?

I have three Toblerones. Also, I have this cake.

But do you have one of these

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