ONE UP THREAD- BRAGGING, ARROGANCE AND GREEN MUSHROOMS.

[These are my saturdays]

This deserved it's own thread.
Wasn't this a smart idea? Disk is smarter than the average bear. Average bears build statues about him and drape them in honey. Some consider not draping my effigies in honey and those are the ones that don't return from the ceremonies each night.

[Strong Vader]

[These are my saturdays]

You know I just saved that to my desktop two minutes before you posted. Of my computer which you all should know about by now.

Also Chris Walken and Hussie have no right to cling on to Nic and Barks.

[These are my saturdays]

NON LAZY ONE UP CONTRIB:

I know the Beverly Hillbillies.

[Sam Fissure]

I have a computer that ISN'T on fire.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I have a fire that isn't on a computer.

[Sam Fissure]

Touché.
I have Cake.

[These are my saturdays]

After an accident involving a microwave, a chainsaw, a rubber glove and a continuous tape of Louie Louie, I was actually sent back in time to the pre-baking period, where I taught the simpletons and bears how to make cakes.

You're welcome.

[Strong Vader]

I still have Toblerone.

[Kinda Long Hair]

I get to play random cadences in front of Wal-Mart on saturday

[These are my saturdays]

I have the best sig.


It can only be heard by dogs.

[Strong Vader]

It's like that. Except I have three cakes, and you have no PS3s.

[These are my saturdays]

I'm paying the price when there's no price to pay.

[Strong Vader]

And I have Toblerone. Still.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I had a full-sized Butterfinger. But then, the massive forces of my mighty manly jaws exerted themselves upon the poor, helpless bar like a hot female lioness tears apart its prey, except that instead of a bloody gazelle; this is a somewhat crumbly bar of peanut-buttery, vaguely-chocolate-related deliciousosity. Also, I just made up the word "deliciousosity." And I bet that MMM will STILL spell it wrong.

[Strong Vader]

Still. Toblerone is better. Made by the Swiss in their mountain fortresses where they forge their delicious chocolate and cook up their useful Army Knives. And make their deliciously useful chocolate knives. The end result, after giving it a cool box, is Toblerone, my friend.

[These are my saturdays]

I am unable to eat toblerones. I just... I just can't stand their inferiority. Inferiority to Lindt.

[Strong Vader]

Dryer Lindt.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Pfft! Wimpy Swiss get beaten in every war! And most sporting events, too.

[Strong Vader]

The Swiss have never lost any war! They command the highest and purest mountain height of the Alps with cool automatic rifles that kick the Germans' lederhosen butts! And they have good chocolate. And fondue. And chocolate fondue. No one invades the Swiss.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Because nobody WANTS to!

(1-Up thread: )

[Strong Vader]

FEAR THE SWISS!

[It]

Touché.
I have Cake.

In Soviet Russia, cake has you!

[Strong Vader]

In Soviet Russia I still have Toblerone.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You know what?

PLASMA GUN.

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