Re: ONE UP THREAD- BRAGGING, ARROGANCE AND GREEN MUSHROOMS.

by **Strong Vader** Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:30 pm

Also I have a bunch of staplers for some reason. There's the regular black one. Then there's the superstrength one that punches through something like 50 or a hundred pages at once. Then there's the translucent blue one I got in Boston. And a couple of miniatures.

Don't get me started on holepunches.

by The Wheelchair Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:34 pm

Schides Schondels wrote:Also I have a bunch of staplers for some reason. There's the regular black one. Then there's the superstrength one that punches through something like 50 or a hundred pages at once. Then there's the translucent blue one I got in Boston. And a couple of miniatures.

Don't get me started on holepunches.

So if someone breaks into your house, do you threaten to kill them with office supplies?

by **Strong Vader** Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:35 pm

The Wheelchair wrote:
Schides Schondels wrote:Also I have a bunch of staplers for some reason. There's the regular black one. Then there's the superstrength one that punches through something like 50 or a hundred pages at once. Then there's the translucent blue one I got in Boston. And a couple of miniatures.

Don't get me started on holepunches.
So if someone breaks into your house, do you threaten to kill them with office supplies?

Don't be daft.

Why else would I keep semi-automatic clip-loading jumbo rubber band rifles around?

by The Wheelchair Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:51 pm

Schides Schondels wrote:
The Wheelchair wrote:
Schides Schondels wrote:Also I have a bunch of staplers for some reason. There's the regular black one. Then there's the superstrength one that punches through something like 50 or a hundred pages at once. Then there's the translucent blue one I got in Boston. And a couple of miniatures.

Don't get me started on holepunches.
So if someone breaks into your house, do you threaten to kill them with office supplies?

Don't be daft.

Why else would I keep semi-automatic clip-loading jumbo rubber band rifles around?

Because..... putting rubber bands on things manually is for wimps and losers?

by **Strong Vader** Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:55 pm

Saves time AND money. And makes burglars think you're weird. But we're all past that stage by now.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:22 pm

The Wheelchair wrote:I have a some green staples that came with the stapler. And a Tiny Tiki coaster.

I have an orange mini-stapler I can take to school that punched a staple THROUGH MY BINDER despite being a MINI-STALPER. I also have a Limozeen coaster, made by myself using the sticker that came with Stro Bro Sings.

Schides Schondels wrote:Saves time AND money. And makes burglars think you're weird. But we're all past that stage by now.

The last time a burglar came to my house, I discussed Jailbreak with him until he passed out. Now they usually keep ten feet away from me at all times.

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