Re: Make a Story: If You Give A Politician A Cookie

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:56 pm

If the Czechs rule Ukraine, and Illegal Immigrants rule America, and Americans rule Russia, then there's going to be some serious confusion within the U.N.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:08 pm

If the UN is confused no one will care because the UN is always confused. The UN will most likely send a "rescue mission" and "supplies" to Uzi's house.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:29 pm

If the UN sends a buncha crap to my house, then I'll finally be able to purchase a copy of Sam & Max Season Two.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:49 pm

If Uzi purchases a copy of Sam & Max Season Two the Security Council of the Czech Republic, Russia, Ukraine, Hawaii, and France will lambast him for being a "capitalist pig-dog".

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:19 am

If the Security Council of the Czech Republic, Russia, Ukraine, Hawaii, and France lambasts me, they'll get on Fox 4 News. Unless they're Democrats that is. In which case we don't want those puppy killing America rapers on our show, y'hear me?

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:00 pm

If that happens Alternians will invade Boston. They'll steal all our Boston cream pie because it reminds them of sopor slime. The horror.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:42 pm

If all of the Boston Cream Pie is stolen, historians will no doubt call it "The Boston Cream Party."

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:58 pm

If I wasn't invited to the Boston Cream Party I will probably go mad. Maybe mug Karkat Vantas or something.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:59 pm

If Karkat Vantas got mugged, maybe the story would FINALLY switch back to the real characters.

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:04 pm

If the story switches back to the main characters we'll definitely get an awesome BoA5.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:15 pm

If we get an awesome acronym, then The Politician will try to make one that sounds even better.

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:28 pm

If the politician tries to make a better acronym than "Beginning of Act V" he'll need a "task group subcommittee hearing" to accomplish it.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:45 pm

If he tries to organize a Task Group Subcommittee Hearing, he'll make the acronym TGSH.

by Falcon Paunch Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:51 pm

If he makes the acronym TGSH, then Homestar will mistake it for "Teen Girl Squad Hilarous!".

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:15 pm

If Homestar were real, this would be a problem. As it is, the politician will have no trouble ingratiating his new symbolical acronym into the structural hierarchy of his associated bizness.

by **Strong Vader** Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:18 pm

If our Politician integrates his symbol into our consciousness Texas and Alaska will break away from the Union to form a super-mech. Along with Andrew Hussie's house and the LRR moonbase.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:24 am

If a super-mech is formed out of the Union, its economy will collapse without federal support, so the whole thing will therefore collapse into the ocean.

by **Strong Vader** Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:35 pm

If the super-mech collapses into the ocean the Russians will make an even bigger super-mech. That will also collapse into the ocean. Also destroying the Chinese toy factories in the process. And a Twinkie.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:23 pm

If even a single Twinkie is destroyed, the remaining Americans (who are now legal immigrants, by the way) will rise up against the oppression.

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