Re: Make a Story: If You Give A Politician A Cookie

by **Strong Vader** Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:06 pm

If our politician learns soccer he'll continually confuse it with "football".

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:08 pm

if he confuses soccor with football, he'll confuse the voters

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:11 pm

If he confuses the voters, and he sounds fancy enough, than he'll win for sure.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:13 pm

if he wins, we'll become communist

by Sam Fissure Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:32 pm

If we become communist... I can't come up with anything that won't get me marked for death by the communist union. Anybody else?

by **Strong Vader** Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:48 pm

If we become communist maybe people will stop making those stupid those "in Soviet Russia X does Y to you" jokes.

by Sam Fissure Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:56 pm

But in Soviet Russia, Egg cracks you!

by It Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:54 pm

If people stop making those stupid "in Soviet Russia X does Y to you" jokes, then they'll start making those "in The United States, Y does X to you" jokes over in Russia

by **Strong Vader** Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:26 pm

If people start making those jokes they won't be funny because it's the opposite of the X does Y to you jokes about Soviet Russia, which are the opposite of normal life. Communist Russia does not have a sense of humor.

by It Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:43 pm

If Communist Russia develops a worse sense of humor, they'll begin a war with Alaska

by **Strong Vader** Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:47 pm

If we go to war with Russia our politician will want a cookie.

by It Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:39 pm

If the politician wants a cookie, the game will restart

by Sam Fissure Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:46 pm

Finally! Good game, every bod- wait. We can't just end the game, now can we?
If the game resets, we lose all our previous unsaved data.

by **Strong Vader** Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:10 pm

If we lose all our previous unsaved data our politician will probably die. w00t.

by Sam Fissure Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:15 pm

If the politician dies, our communist country will be in an uproar searching for a new leader to dictate over them.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:45 am

Eventually, after years of eternal struggle and fighting, our country will revert to democracy. ( I mean, Russia did, didn't they?)

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:51 am

If our country reverts to democracy all the major news networks (except Fox) will be out of business. Fox will stay on with their major program, "I Told You So" with scintillating comments.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:35 am

If the only show left on television is Fox's I Told You So (hosted by Scintillating Comments), then Americans will quit watching television.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:42 am

If Americans stop watching TV they will finally get some exercise. Then die. Somehow. Of exploding.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:18 pm

If Americans die, then the only people left in the country will be illegal immigrants.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:19 pm

If illegal immigrants are the only ones in this country they'll get lost. You know, because they can't read. Or something. Then the Russians come over to play Ping Pong with Mr.Diskette.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:31 pm

If Russians play ping pong with Diskette, he will undoubtedly beat them with his masterful powers. They will then get angry and declare war on the United Immigrants of Illegality.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:32 pm

If they declare war on the UII the politician will come back from the dead and get elected Emperor of Russia.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:10 pm

If the politician is elected Emperor of Russia than we'll finally know for sure that Russians are dumber than Americans.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:24 pm

If we find out that Russians are even dumber than Americans the Czechs will rule the world. Or at least Ukraine.

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