Re: Homestar vending machine!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:21 am

You get a bad Italian accent.

>INSERT Winston Churchill

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:36 am

You insert WINSTON CHURCHILL. We shall fight among the Snickers, we shall fight among the Cokes, we shall fight among the Cold Ones, we shall fight among the Thai-buffalo--Italian-herb-chipotle-style chippety chomps until our stomachs burst, we shall never surrender!

>Insert LASER DISK_

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:24 am

You insert a LASER DISK (everything looks better on a laser disk! Whatever happened to the laser disk laser disk!) Ye get some TROPICAL LAZOR BEAMS...LAZOR BEAMS OF LOVE! They zap Swashbuckler. Uh, oh. Why is she making kissy lips at Strong Vader now?
INSERT JIBBLIES QUICK!

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:59 am

Why? Did I tell you to eat Sour Patch Kids while posting?

You insert the Jibblies and get the Horrible Painting.

Insert Clock Flashing 12:00 Duct Taped to the Cheat.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:04 pm

You insert the Clock Flashing 12:00 Duct Taped to the Cheat. You got Dangeresque. Who dis is?

by Sam Fissure Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:55 pm

Insert...?

by **Strong Vader** Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:10 pm

You insert "dot dot dot". Out comes Sticklyman. Is he asking for a mixed up April Fools' Day challenge?!

Insert Tandy 400.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:36 am

You get a page of a hymnal. It appears to be number 119: Deleted.

Insert that butt I made out of hyphens and dollar signs.

by **Strong Vader** Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:05 pm

Preeow, world.

Insert Senor Cardgage Mortgage.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:53 pm

You get Air Cardgage brand shoes. Available exclusively at STYLES UPON STYLES!

Insert the Ramshackle (you know darn well!)

by **Strong Vader** Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:20 pm

(It's actually "You know dang well", but...)

Out pops the Junkyard Submarine Playset!

Insert Reynold.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:51 am

He'll tear off your face! He'll tear off your face! He'll tear off your face and it pops out of the vending machine!

>Insert Scroll Buttons

by **Strong Vader** Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:30 pm

And that's like I like to scroll with scroll buttons. On a vending machine.

>Insert DEAUXREGARD_

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:35 pm

You get a sharp pencil...and a canta-loop-eh.
INSERT Donnie's twelfth birthday.

by It Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:57 pm

You get a piece of paper with an F on it, with all the coding of Super NES on it. Better stick that into the computer instead of on the fridge or mom might think it's a math quiz!

INSERT a really, really tall ice cream cone

by **Strong Vader** Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:01 pm

You get a compliment from Strong Bad and a million ~~punches in the face~~ punches in the stomach

Insert the Lappy 487

by It Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:14 pm

YOU GOT A COMMA KEY!

INSERT aformentioned Comma key.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:54 am

You get a Deletehead...head...thing.

INSERT THE PROUD ANSELMO

by It Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:18 pm

You get a Strap Coopmore. He threatens to gnaw your face off. That can't be good.

Insert your face

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:22 pm

You get a butt made out of hyphens and dollar signs. Did you hear that? It said Preeow!

INSERT Gordontimecalleronthemost

by It Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:36 pm

You get another Piece of paper with an F on it, with the title "hremail3184"
You better change that F to an A-.

Insert Slightly Pickaxed Arturo 9000

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:53 pm

You get a slightly pixelated sign. It says "Historic Not-in-front-of-my-computer." Hmm....

INSERT Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

by It Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:53 pm

You get Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD. Not a fair trade on your part, but whatever.

Insert Half-Eaten Chicken Wing

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:51 am

You get King Bubsgonzola, King King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!
DON'T EAT MY CHICKEN WING!

Insert Grumblecakes

by It Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:58 am

You get a number one jam tape!

Insert gold record

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