Re: Homestar vending machine!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You get the BUBTRONIC SECURITY SYSTEM! SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN UNTIL THE AUTHORITY ARRIVES! Aw, crap. You get taken to jail.

Give the vending machine 10 bucks if it stops breathing.

[It]

You get a bottle of Witches' Brew

Insert a contract regarding the Ethnical Advancement of Melonade.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You get a contract regarding the Council Against Paint Daubs.

INSERT HOMESTAR VENDING MACHINE

[It]

The vending machine explodes from having too many items stuffed in it.

GAME OVER. Play again [Y/N]?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

>Y

Insert YE FLASK GETTING GLOVE

[It]

You get a piece of paper with a picture of Ye Flask on it.

Insert pebble

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You get ellipses. You need ellipses? (Strong Bad, 8-Bit is Enough.)

INSERT INSERTION

[It]

You get another Vending Machine. Now you can insert two items!

1. Insert purple hat
2. Insert blue shoe

[Sam Fissure]

1. Out comes a Homsar hat.
2. Out comes a land mine. OH SHOOT!
*boom*
You now only have 1 Vending machine.
Insert a Switch.

[Achenar]

You insert a Switch and out pops an AK
Insert Scarf from Grandma

[Sam Fissure]

And out comes a Bengal Tiger (balloon animal)

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Insert a pizza trophy

[It]

Out comes an edited Strong Bad Sings CD, with only the Live version of Everybody to the Limit. Ye play it (wait, this isn't TDM!) and you learn it was recorded far back into the crowd and you can barely hear Strong Bad's rapping.

[Sam Fissure]

Insert Gordon, so next time he'll remember to insert something.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You get a lazy slacker. Ooooooooooooooooooh! Who's evil now, GIF?

INSERT GOOD GRAPHICS

[Sam Fissure]

Out comes a shotgun shell.

You insert a "Ye dead. Play again? Y/N" sticker.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You get a half-starved weasel. He gnaws your face off.
YOU ARE DEAD. PLAY AGAIN? Y/N

>INSERT Y

[Sam Fissure]

Out comes a shotgun shell.
Ye dead. Play again? Y/N.

Who edited my post??? This was original!

Ye inserts a Y and out comes a Uzi-Bazooka.
Shove 'em back up there good and hard!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You insert UZI-BAZOOKA. You get PURE STYLE. It kind of blinds you. You're not sure you can handle this.
INSERT DIRECTOR'S CUT OF DANGERESQUE ONE: DANGERESQUE, TOO?

[Sam Fissure]

And out comes a good movie.
Insert Cool, cool, glasses

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You get a pixelated skull somehow. Somehow. Don't ask me how.

INSERT AWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww GRATIN POTATOES

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