You know you love Homestar Runner when...

[Strong Vader]

You know you love Homestar Runner when...

-You have the entire website downloaded to your computer (I do!)
-You've met the Brothers Chaps, Abdi LaRue, Missy Palmer, and gotten their autographs. And a restraining order.
-You've memorized the name and number of every SBEmail.

Keep it rollin'!

[Kinda Long Hair]

-words such as "pfargtle", "holy crap", and "sewiously" find their way into every conversation.
-[if your internet lets you have tabs] The tabs on your internet are: Strongbadiathefree, Hrwiki, you userpage on HRwiki, the hrwiki forum, and Homestarrunner.com

[Achenar]

-You write the word "Homestar Runner" in your own blood (Someone did this on the Hrwiki forums)

[Kinda Long Hair]

-your ringtone is the intro song

[The Wheelchair]

-your ringtone is the intro song

That would make a kick-awesome ringtone.

[Strong Vader]

I've got CGNU as my ringtone.

[Strong Vader]

-words such as "pfargtle", "holy crap", and "sewiously" find their way into every conversation.
-[if your internet lets you have tabs] The tabs on your internet are: Strongbadiathefree, Hrwiki, you userpage on HRwiki, the hrwiki forum, and Homestarrunner.com

And this thing.

-You think that TBC are spying on you to get ideas for their next Deleteheads club meeting on H*R.com

[Uzi-Bazooka]

-You've written an entire dictionary for the Cheat language, which you have hired a secret sanctum of monks to guard with their lives.
-Twice.

[Strong Vader]

--People stare at you during school spirit days for yelling "CGNU!" and "ROCK ROCK ON!" at the top of your lungs.

[These are my saturdays]

-You start to wonder what is "Behind the Black" in real life.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

-You make an entire forum about the series named after one of the SBCG4AP episodes, then invite people to come and write fan fiction sbemails on it.
-You visit said forum every day.

[Strong Vader]

Everyday? What kind of small-time fan are you? I visit Strong Badia the Free every hour on the hour! Nay, every ten minutes on the ten minutes, when I'm not at school or asleep.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

-You, almost without realizing it, write about Mancuso's older brother in an essay about road safety.

-You write down every single instance of the word "crap" appearing anywhere on the site.http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Crap

-You give the Kaiser his own emoticon.

-Your favorite song is "Can't you hear the wind blow"

[The Wheelchair]

-You create a Homestar Runner based persona for Firefox (I did!)

-When you go to Wal-Mart and attempt to pay with pencil shavings

[Thy Dungeon Master]

-You see someone playing an Escape the Science Lab game on the net and tell them that they can't get ye flask when they try to pick up a conical flask(I actually said that in my IT lesson yesterday).

[It]

...you're best friends with Abdi LaRue, Vinnie C., Tyler, (continues to ramble on every sbemail sender ever)

...you stay up until midnight on Sunday to see any early updates (and if there isn't, the first thing you do on monday is check again)

...you check the website every hour on the hour to see the "New Toon Soon"

[Achenar]

-You have spent countless hours watching every toon,sbemail,TGS,ever made,along with hiden toons and finding all the easter eggs.
- You get your lower lip stretched out to be like Homestar,
- You talk with a speech impediment like H*R (I know I does!)

The tabs on your internet are: Strongbadiathefree, Hrwiki, you userpage on HRwiki, the hrwiki forum, and Homestarrunner.com

Oh that is definitly not on mine! Nope,not at all!!

Oh heh...uh where'd that come from? Uh..WHO'S COMPUTER IS THAT? uh....ok...those are mine...

[It]

-You've met Abdi LaRue, and gotten a restraining order.

Keep it rollin'!

Actually, he's my pen pal.

[Sam Fissure]

Crap the what?

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