Re: MSPACHAT: ENOUGH OF US READ IT (spoilers ahoy captain, next time sail AWAY from the rocks)

[Kinda Long Hair]

probably not, but than again who knows.

I actually like the new universe; I appreciate how it goes back to mainly a comedy as opposed to a hardcore drama

[It]

Well... just finished Act 5. Before I move on to pretty much restarting the whole story but with new characters, can someone please sum up the past hundred pages or so in a way that John could understand?

[Kinda Long Hair]

Well... just finished Act 5. Before I move on to pretty much restarting the whole story but with new characters, can someone please sum up the past hundred pages or so in a way that John could understand?

Wait, all of act five? As in, up to and including Cascade?

[It]

Not all of act 5, just from when the entire site turns green so you can better understand the white text guy up to the end.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Not all of act 5, just from when the entire site turns green so you can better understand the white text guy up to the end.

You still got a little ways. I would totally suggest you continue reading into act 6.

I showed SBaHJ to some of my bros today. They were quite impressed. They loved it even more when I told them that the fun at the park guy (Bowman) works for the guy who makes it.

[It]

Well, I just finished the first intermission of Act 6, and I'm glad to see that the humans are still completely alive (with the exception of some alternate timeline Daves and whatnot) and that most of the trolls are somewhat okay. Of course, none of this will put my Gamzee-related nightmares to rest, but I'll probably deal with that eventually like I did with Barney creepypasta.

[Kinda Long Hair]

I feel the need to post about my least favorite homestuck album: Prospit and Derse (with the newest one, Songs of Skaia, at a very close second. but more on that later)

Why you may ask? One answer: Synthesized. Brass. Fanfare. Actually, over use of synths in general.

However, the first track has a sick snare part

[Kinda Long Hair]

D1RK IS TH1S YOU

[Kinda Long Hair]

Okay, this new flash ([S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.) just might be my new favorite flash out of all of Homestuck.

The post-scratch flashes have all been amazing.

[It]

I liked how they still use the old drawing style in the Jake VS Robo-Dirk fight, while still using the newer style (I think it's called Hero Mode) with Dream Dirk's scenes. Also, the song is definitely in my top 5 favorite Homestuck songs (others including MeGaLoVania, Cascade, Beatdown Round 2, and the Squiddles song).

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Totally stopped reading shortly after Act 6 started.
I AM A REBEL.
The introduction of more new bullsh*tty characters into the whole mix of complete bullsh*t that was becoming the tangled web posing as the "story" of Homestuck.
I don't think he's ever going to end this story. He's just going to draaaaaag it out forever, like a large band-aid being pulled off slowly, ever so slowly, ripping off rigid hairs and bits of soggy manflesh as you slowly rip it off.
I felt like I was only reading it because "it might get better later." And I don't have to do that. As much as I've enjoyed so much of Homestuck, I have the right to say "screw this" and stop.

[It]

Technically, they aren't new characters. The Scratch apparently caused the kids to switch places with their guardians in this alternate universe, and vice versa (although unlike the pre-Scratch universe, Jane's Poppop, Roxy's Mom, Dirk's Bro, and Jake's Grandma are already dead).

Jane Crocker = John's Nanna

Roxy Lalonde = Rose's Mom

Dirk Strider = Dave's Bro

Jake English = Jade's Grandpa

Jane's Dad = John's Dad (because of wierd plot sh*t, they are the same person)

The only real new character is "uraniumUmbra", who I suspect is a thirteenth Troll player. UU will more than likely be a second Cancer troll (notice the 6 and 9 on her(?) sleeves), but with Lime blood to take Karkat's spot on the hemospectrum if it weren't for his mutation.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Just so you know, I read as far as "technically, they aren't new characters", and then immediately stopped. I REFUSE TO GET BACK ON THE WAGON.

[It]

Alright, man, whatever you say. I'll keep your wagon seat warm if you change your mind. What color fire would you like me to use?

EDIT: Oh my god. You were right. They ARE introducing 12 new troll characters. The new update had a kid version of Mindfang (Vriska's ancestor). This may change my opinion of the new universe. More details at 11.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Roxy might actually be my new favorite character. Just read those pesterlogs, man! Watch the newest flash, and you'll be back on the bandwagon on no time!

also

Jake and Mindfang
IT.S TIME TO GET: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPED

...
did i really just put that

[It]

Pssh, I ship characters who haven't even met yet. And here's how they would probably go down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPXSp5cP7GI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBTopKieapA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHbQz_9f8LM



And while I'm posting videos, WHY DID THIS NOT HAPPEN?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-d0x5IUgvg&feature=channel

[Kinda Long Hair]

I love all the videos by MasterYorgi
all of them

[It]

More UU-style speculation:

Theory 1: Related in some way to Karkat. 6 and 9 can be seen on her sleeves, which when put together form a Cancer symbol. The lime green snakes on her symbol are the same color that Karkat's blood would be if he wasn't mutated. Also uses gray text, just like Karkat.

Theory 2: Pre-scratch version of one of the trolls' ancestors. After seeing Vriska's ancestor in the latest update, I think now we will get to meet all of them (aside from Feferi's because she's the new Black Queen). Would also fit in with the pattern of pre-Scratch kids are contacted by post-Scratch trolls, and now post-Scratch kids are contacted by pre-Scratch trolls.

Theory 3: Sylph of ______. She says in one Pesterlog that her class is female-exclusive, and all the other ones have been taken by other characters. I personally think she may be a Sylph of Blood, considering possible connection to Karkat.

Or these could all be wrong and Hussie is gonna pull some hilarious antics.

[Kinda Long Hair]

is there any time that Hussie doesn't pull hilarious antics?

[It]

After compiling a list of all the titles of characters, I have come to the conclusion that there will be only 4 new troll characters.

Knight of Blood – Karkat
Knight of Time – Dave
Maid of Time – Aradia
Maid of Life – Jane
Witch of Life – Feferi
Witch of Space – Jade
Sylph of Space – Kanaya
Sylph of Blood - ??? (probably UU)

Heir of Breath – John
Page of Breath – Tavros
Page of Hope – Jake
Prince of Hope – Eridan
Prince of Heart – Dirk
Rogue of Heart – Nepeta
Rogue of Void – Roxy
Heir of Void – Equius

Bard of Rage – Gamzee
Theif of (Rage/Doom) - ???
Theif of Light – Vriska
Seer of Light – Rose
Seer of Mind – Terezi
(Mage/Bard) of Mind - ???
Mage of Doom - Sollux
(Bard/Mage) of (Doom/Rage) - ???

The three new titles besides Sylph of Blood are confusing because Gamzee and Sollux don't share either part of their title with anyone else. The way it will work is, if there will be a Theif of Rage, there will be a Mage of Mind. If there will be a Theif of Doom, there will be a Bard of Mind. If there ends up being a Theif of Rage and Mage of Mind, the final title will be Bard of Doom. If there ends up being a Theif of Doom and Bard of Mind, the final title will be Mage of Rage (epic rhyme).

I have spent countless manhours putting this together. Let the comments and criticism begin.

[Kinda Long Hair]

"long a$$ post":

maybe if I was blindfolded.
Obviously the only new troll is UU, which will just be a Hussie self-insertion. All the other trolls will be the ancestors.

Hussie as UU. Callin it right here.

[It]

As funny as that would be, I don't think Hussie would ever talk like that, even just to mess with our heads. And besides, we already know theres at least two new troll characters. UU, newly speculated Sylph of Blood, and what appears to be a Vriska/Kanaya mashup.

[Kinda Long Hair]

I've already decided that that's Mindfang, and if anyone proves me wrong so help me earth jegus...

more terrible shipping
Jake and Jane in a volatile matesprite/moirallengence double reach around

[It]

ShadesxRoxy. That is all.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Shades <3 Roxy
Shades <3< Jake
Dirk c3< Shades and Jake

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