Re: MSPACHAT: ENOUGH OF US READ IT (spoilers ahoy captain, next time sail AWAY from the rocks)

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:52 pm

Karkat <3 Terezi

It's Pretty much gone

Dave <3 Terezi

It's pretty much cannon

Reaction, Slick?

by It Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:22 pm

But Karkat certainly seems to want her back. I highly doubt the games are over. No, they have only just begun. Also, if this whole intermission is Karkat talking to himself over and over, I will do an acrobatic f*cking pirouette off le handlé.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:34 pm

oh god
a void session
i'm pretty pumped to see where Hussie takes this

by It Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:40 pm

So none of the Alpha kids will be protoyping their sprites, which means imps and such won't have powers, and neither will post-Scratch Earth Jack Noir. The downside being they will fail their session because Skaia won't grow. But wouldn't they fail anyway because they have no hero of Space to breed frogs or a hero of Time to assist him/her? Unless... UU and uu are heroes of Space and Time, and are really a part of this session the whole time.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:43 pm

weird plot sh*t

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:34 pm

Dave <3< Karkat

umm what

by It Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:50 pm

This whole Dave + Karkat (<3 / <3<) Terezi thing that Karkat is suggesting will probably end up turning into a Terezi c3< Karkat + Dave type deal. I can feel it.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:19 pm

I'm not sure if I like this

more Dave <3 Terezi
more Dave <> WV
less Dave <3< Karkat

oh hey it's terrible ship time again
this time in spoilers for the benefit of everyone

Spoiler:

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:22 pm

Spades Slick wrote:This whole Dave + Karkat (<3 / <3<) Terezi thing that Karkat is suggesting will probably end up turning into a Terezi c3< Karkat + Dave type deal. I can feel it.

I don't understand a word you just said

by It Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:27 pm

Karkat is suggesting that both he and Dave alternate between red and black feelings for Terezi. The fact that Dave thinks this plan is complete horsesh*t will likely lead to kismessitude between him and Karkat, leading to someone (probably Terezi or Kanaya) having to mediate them.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:35 pm

Dave's feelings for Terezi are strictly red. Karkat watches too much shitty troll romance stuff, so now he's just making it up as he goes along. That, in turn, will lead to blackrom with him and Dave. Prreeetttyyy suuurrreee Kanaya isn't going to mediate this time.

Incite shipping wars [LIKE A HUSS]

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:38 pm

oh hey, dream bubbles now. We're done with the terrible shipping

oh wait, Terezi's telling them about the bubbles.
shit.

by It Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:51 pm

Ooh! Let's speculate who appears in the dream bubble while we wait for the update. I predict we see Equius, since besides Feferi who we just saw healing the Wayward Vagabond, he's been dead the longest.

Also, Gamzee-related speculation. Remember how in the last intermission, Kanaya and Karkat mentioned to Dave and Rose that Gamzee takes the heads from the bodies and puts them in "science jars" or something? I think there might be some ectobiology of some sort going on. Is it just coincidence that the two dead trolls we've seen were both based on bodies that Gamzee has taken?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:56 pm

Spades Slick wrote:Also, Gamzee-related speculation. Remember how in the last intermission, Kanaya and Karkat mentioned to Dave and Rose that Gamzee takes the heads from the bodies and puts them in "science jars" or something? I think there might be some ectobiology of some sort going on. Is it just coincidence that the two dead trolls we've seen were both based on bodies that Gamzee has taken?

probably, but It's Hussie, so you never know...

We've already seen Eridan, so I think it'll be someone else.
I'm thinking it will be Vriska from this timeline. Perhaps even Vriska and John

by It Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:00 pm

Oh that's right! I forgot about that one doomed John who went on the dream bubble D8 with Vriska. Actually, I forgot all about the John on the battleship with Jade and the sprites. Speaking of which, when is Jaspersprite finally gonna say hi to everyone?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:19 pm

Spades Slick wrote:Actually, I forgot all about the John on the battleship with Jade and the sprites.

And just like that, the newest update is going back to them.

by It Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:37 pm

Actually, I forgot all about Homestar Runner updating.
Actually, I forgot all about me having a girlfriend.
Actually, I forgot all about Karkat <3 Terezi getting back on track.
Actually, I forgot all about 1 million dollars being on my doorstep.
Actually, I forgot all about my Hero of Blood God Tier hoodie being not late in the mail.

*crosses fingers like tomorrow wasn't a thing*

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:20 pm

hey there I want in on some of this mag-tion (magic action)

Actually, I forgot all about some major symphony wanting me to be their principle percussionist
Actually, I forgot all about the Bluecoats wanting me to tour as the front ensemble section leader without having to pay my tour fees
Actually, I forgot all about John <3 Vriska being a real thing
Actually, I forgot all about a bunch of $$$$$$$ showing up.
Actually, I forgot all about my Heir of Breath T-shirt being gifted to me along with a signed note from Bowman

*you're doing it man. you're making this happen*

by It Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:22 pm

Actually, I forgot all about magtion suddenly appearing in the dictionary, therefore being an actual word.

You might say...
...I'm making this...
...TRANSPIRE.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:20 pm

Ghostbusters II MMORPG

I wouldn't have expected any less from John
That's why he's my favorite Beta kid

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:28 am

and NOW the horrible ships are gone
this is actually really hilarious
I give the jokes in these updates a solid b+

by It Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:34 am

Horrible ships are gone, eh?

Jade <3 Davesprite might arise soon enough, brother.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:24 pm

Jade <3 Dave was never a ship I supported
Jade <3 Karkat... Now that was a ship I kind of supported

by **Kinda Long Hair** Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:52 pm

Spades Slick wrote:Jade <3 Davesprite might arise soon enough, brother.

Jade has repressed red feelings for davesprite, I can feel it in mah bones
I get the feeling John is trying to suppress his red feelings for Vriska, but that might just be wishful thinking

Im ready to get back to the badass non-intermission. What happened to Jane I have to know!!!!

by It Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:09 pm

JADE: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
JASPERSPRITE: Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
JOHN: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!

Possibly the most hilarious thing in Homestuck I have ever read.

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