Re: MSPACHAT: ENOUGH OF US READ IT (spoilers ahoy captain, next time sail AWAY from the rocks)

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:05 pm

Okay, now that's a bit much. Words can describe it quite easily.

John stands on Beat Mesa, as the Quills of Echidna scratch across the record. A horde of enemies appear in front of John, possibly trying to stop him. Using his Heir of Breath powers, along with the unnamed Scorpio hammer, he quickly dispatches them. Meanwhile on LOFAF, Bec Noir mourns Jade's death, after killing Courtyard Droll. The end then separates into seven parts.

Part 1- In the Troll's universe, that version of Bec Noir uses the Red Miles to kill the Genesis Frog, destroying parts of the Kids' universe at the same time, which begins to show in Earth 2422. There, PM and AR begin the destruction of the bases, while WQ awaits the arrival of Writ Keeper. When he arrives, another, wilted, lotus appears on the Lotus Time Capsule. Back in the Kids' time, Bec Noir flies Jade to her Quest Bed and lays her down, then flies himself into the Lotus Time Capsule.

Part 2- Time fast forwards to the Exile's time, and Noir emerges from the lotus, immediately killing WK. He turns his sword towards WQ, then appears outside. PM prepares to fight him, when AR destroys the Bec Head base. This attracts Noir's attention, and he teleports to AR. AR destroys the other two bases, but before he could blow up the last one, the one with WV inside, Noir decapitates him. He goes inside and sees that the machine is out of power, and notices that WV has the uranium he needs to power it. WV comes face to face with his nightmare once again, shortly before Noir impales him with his hand, taking the stone and gaining his bloody hand. He powers up the machine and teleports to the Troll's universe, where he wreaks havoc upon them.

Part 3- Dave and Rose pilot Derse's moon through the Furthest Ring, with Liv Tyler in tow. The depart the moon and fly somewhere deep inside the Ring, where both of their Quest Bed slabs await. Perplexed by this, they stand on them and open The Tumor, which appears to be a machine with two vials, one holding the Kids' universe, the other holding the Trolls' universe. The Kids' universe is being destroyed by the Red Miles, while in the Trolls' universe, Snowman and Spades Slick face off one final time. Snowman tells Slick to fire the gun, which he does. As the cue ball bullet enters Snowman, parts of the Trolls' universe begins to be destroyed as well. Meanwhile, on LOFAF, birds begin to fly towards Jade's Quest Bed, while PM is in anguish over her friends' deaths.

Part 4- Back on The Battlefield, Jadesprite and Davesprite watch as The Reckoning destroys the planet. As a meteor begins to fall towards them, the birds congregate on Jade's body, which begins to glow. Jade and Jadesprite combine, and Jade reaches the God Tier as a fully realized Witch of Space, complete with dog ears. The first thing she does is shrink the meteor down to a pebble, while Davesprite watches in amazement. She then operates a Prospitian battleship and flies off of Skaia. She then shrinks The Battlefield, with Davesprite still on it, and she travels to the other planets, while John stands on Beat Mesa, as it begins flying upwards out of the LOHAC. In the future, PM carries WV out of the base, and notices the fully prototyped ring, and goes to pick it up.

Part 5- Jade travels to LOHAC, and brings John aboard the ship. She then shrinks LOFAF, LOLAR, LOHAC, and LOWAS, while Dave and Rose watch the machine count down, PM starts to put the ring on, and Beat Mesa flies into Skaia. As Jade begins to open the Fenestrated Wall, the current events replay, along with the events of the story rewinding in it. It stops at the point where Jade's house is destroyed, while Gamzee watches with Lil' Cal, as he talks with Doc Scratch. In response to something Scratch said earlier, Gamzee asks what they (possibly referring to the Trolls) are, to which Doc Scratch responds, "Suckers." PM then puts the ring on, and the true purpose of The Tumor is discovered: it is not meant to destroy, but to create the Green Sun. Dave and Rose die in the creation.

Part 6- Aradia and Dream Bubble Sollux are still staring at the Green Sun, waiting for their friends. Noir sees the Green Sun lighting up, as do the Trolls. Terezi directs Sollux's view to where they're supposed to go, but Karkat corrects her. Sollux then uses all of his power to propel them towards the Sun, away from Noir. On the Ultimate Reward platform, Noir notices a bright, white light.

Part 7- Dave and Rose emerge from the Green Sun, both risen to the God Tiers. They emerge in front of Aradia and Sollux. Also emerging is PM, from the white light on the platform, fully prototyped, while Noir looks on in shock. Jade increases the size of the window to massive proportions, and she and John fly through it, while all the events of Homestuck rewind to the first page. The curtain closes on Act 5.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:28 pm

okay. You just copied that from the MSPA wiki. but enough of that

I really really liked the song for it. I loved all the key, time, and dynamic changes that happened. I also love the acapella versian of "Im a member of the midnight crew"

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:36 pm

Yes, I copied it. I thought that I put it in a quote, but I got the formatting wrong. FIXED!

Another news, I did enjoy the song, and like you, I especially loved the ridiculous "I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew." And the End of Act 5 was very good, I don't dispute that. But for Crivens' sakes, everyone I know who follows the series seems to be acting like it's the return of Christ. It's good, sure, even great - but COME ON!

A Facebook Friend Of Mine actually wrote:THIS IS THE GRATEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED HUMANITY HAS REaCHED THE PEEK OF IT'S LITERATURE ANDREW HUSSIE YOU ARE A GAWD. i WANT MOAR!

Ignoring the fact that I have no idea what a "gawd" is...

by **Kinda Long Hair** Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:00 pm

or for that matter "Moar"

by **Strong Vader** Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:47 pm

Why, do you doubt the omnipotent powers of the Hussiah? Surely you will agree that the world has never been graced by such genius before or will ever be. Don't you agree?

Hyperbole aside, I'm of the opinion that much of the deification of Andrew Hussie has an ironic streak a mile wide. Of course, Hussie is an innovative, creative genius.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:42 am

yeah Hussie is a gawd! I can't wait for him to put up some moar stuff (only gotta wait a few more weeks)

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:45 am

More waiting. Ugh.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:27 am

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Moar waiting. Ugh.

fixed that for you

but yeah it does kind of suck that we gotta wait for another three weeks for moar content

by **These are my saturdays** Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:27 pm

I wonder how many times hussie has passed out from exhaustion. He's gotta be up to like a 6th or 7th blackout by now.

by **Strong Vader** Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:23 pm

Or for that matter how many computers he's gone through.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:58 pm

TYPE
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by **Kinda Long Hair** Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:36 pm

Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido is quickly becoming my favorite homestuck album, and is slowly creeping its way into my favorite albums of all time. (right now it's hovering around 6 or 7)

by It Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:10 pm

Okay, so... I finally got around to reading Homestuck. I just finished Act 4. Can somebody explain what just happened there at the end? I'm really confused.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:41 pm

The real End of Act 4 encompasses a massive flash animation.
It opens with Dave's entry to the Medium. Bro slices in half the meteor heading for Dave and uses his hoverboard to save Dave as he falls, trying to retrieve the Cruxite Egg. The Egg also falls and cracks, sending Dave to the Medium.
Grandpa's ship, carrying Mom and Dad, heads towards Skaia. Mom holds a gun and Dad holds a cake.
Jack Noir attacks and kills most of THE ARMIES OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS using his sword and the Queen's ring. AND HE KEEPS DOING THINGS LIKE THIS FOR A WHILE. NO ONE CAN STOP HIM. He spares Warweary Villein, leaving him as the only survivor.
John watches as the Paradox Clones are each transported to a meteor as the timer of the Reckoning counts down.
The Courtyard Droll hands Jack Noir the White King's scepter. He uses it to start the Reckoning, causing meteors to fly down from the Veil towards Skaia.
The Draconian Dignitary creates Bec from a paradox clone of Halley, using the DNA code from Rose's journals. The Authority Regulator looks on.
Dream Jade watches as Jack Noir heads to Prospit. Jack then rampages upon the planet, killing many citizens before cutting the chain that links Prospit to its moon. The moon falls down to THE BATTLEFIELD.
Jack Noir lands on the BEAT MESA and battles with Bro. They are equally matched. Bro then jams his sword into the platform.
SQUIDDLES!
As chunks of Prospit and its moon fall to Skaia, Dream John is ejected from his tower. Dream Jade falls after him and tries to wake him, but there is not enough time. She pushes him to safety.
Dream Jade is killed as the moon hits the Battlefield, causing the Dreambot to explode. (It moves in a similar way to Jade's interpretive dance, which "foreshadowed the future.") The explosion destroys part of Jade's House, sending Jade flying down to the island below. And it's a big drop.
Dream John appears to be awake as he looks out on the destruction of the Battlefield.
Skaia uses portals to help stop the Reckoning, sending the meteors carrying the Paradox Babies and their individual objects back in time.
Rose and Dave battle fiercely with enemies on their worlds. Rose destroys her first gate explosively, while Dave aims for his first gate on his Unreal Air and goes through it.
The meteor that collides with John's neighbourhood is shown exploding again.
Back on Jade's island, Bec observes the demolished tower of Jade's house as a giant meteor looms overhead.

copy/cut/pasted from the mspa wiki

by It Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:01 pm

Okay, I think I understand it now. I pretty much zones out when the Paradox Clones were sent to the meteor things. Is there anything important I should know before I start Act 5? For example, is anyone important dead yet?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:03 pm

no one important is dead, yet.

by It Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:05 pm

In that case, I'm gonna go dive head-first into Act Fi--holy crap now I'm a troll.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:21 pm

oh my god

headcannon voices for Karkat, Tavros, and younger John

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:23 pm

headcannon Karkat 2

by It Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:03 pm

Once again, my mind has been blown. Just finished reading... um... "Act Five Act One"? Glad to see the humans again, and some normal text. I was almost completely brainwashed into typing like a troll.

Troll Version:

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:42 pm

Sweet (Bro and Hella Jeff) glad you're enjoying it!

COMPLETELY RELEVANT QUESTION
What is your favorite HS Album/musician?

by It Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:51 pm

There are albums/musicians? DO WANT.

Oh, and now I'm beginning to dislike Homestuck now that a bunch of my favorite characters are dead (and my supreme favorite [Karkat] is nowhere to be found). I'm at the part where Jade and Rose are talking with the white text guy. Interestingly enough, I can actually see what he's saying without highlighting it. Mind boggling.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:01 pm

I pretty much stopped reading it around Act 6, when rather than moving forward with the freaking plot, he introduces a bunch of random new characters, or maybe alternate versions of the characters? Whatever. All I know is that I'm not learning another twelve freaking trolls.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:28 pm

DJmankiewicz_email.exe wrote:There are albums/musicians? DO WANT.

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/
My favorite guy is Bowman. What can I say besides bowman is god? The stuff by Radiation is always good, too.

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:I pretty much stopped reading it around Act 6, when rather than moving forward with the freaking plot, he introduces a bunch of random new characters, or maybe alternate versions of the characters? Whatever. All I know is that I'm not learning another twelve freaking trolls.

I have to say I really like that Jane character, but I despise the new "troll" person.

by It Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:45 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:I pretty much stopped reading it around Act 6, when rather than moving forward with the freaking plot, he introduces a bunch of random new characters, or maybe alternate versions of the characters? Whatever. All I know is that I'm not learning another twelve freaking trolls.

Just before these new characters are introduced, while we are still in the alpha universe, I guess you could call it, the ending of whatever the last act of Act 5 is. Will this ending be satisfying enough for me that I won't even bother continuing into this alternate universe?

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