Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

by Sam Fissure Sat May 08, 2010 12:57 am

You know, Gron Sad, I'm liking this rational discourse thing you got going here. Just add horns and a tail, you'd be a downright Kaiser!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sat May 08, 2010 8:53 pm

Um, do to the fact that this last month of school is uber-hectic, I'm postponing it until May 28th. Help me remember!

by It Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:09 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Um, do to the fact that this last month of school is uber-hectic, I'm postponing it until May 28th. Help me remember!

May-sleepers will not be tolerated!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:52 am

Yeah, this game is dead. I'm gonna lock it away in the Boiler Room until I care about it again.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:26 am

Back by popular demand and Donutboy's whining, it's...
UZI-BAZOOKA'S CAPTiON CONTEST!
(The lowercase "i" is intentional and ironic.)
However, I'm posting a new picture instead of grading your old stuff. Here it is, straight from everybody's action-packed credit sequence:

Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest! - Page 3 Roughe10

by Falcon Paunch Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:07 am

I hope the money from suing Malinko takes care of the hospital bills. That wire looks painful!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:46 am

Oh, by the way. I'll be grading these on the 21st. No made-up holiday, unfortunately.

by Falcon Paunch Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:50 am

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:No made-up holiday, unfortunately.

Well, crud.

...

Maybe it would be The Ugly One's Half-Birthday? DJ the Cheat

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:48 am

Y'know, I thought that bringing this back would bring peals of joy, at least from SBEmail Checker (who's been begging me to do this for months.) I didn't realize the tidal wave of praise that would completely FAIL to wash over me.

by It Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:23 am

In Strong Bad's upcoming film, Dangeresque 4: Revenge of Craig, the little yellow thing returns, now wielding his own bazooka and a forcefield of barbwire. Brought to you by Drink-o Malink-o, crystal clear like domestic beer.

by Sam Fissure Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:37 am

Ok, who gave the Trivial Pursuit Cheese Wedge a gun?

by Falcon Paunch Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:58 pm

I would officially like to change mine to:

"If Malinko's comics came with 3D glasses & stickers..."

by It Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:57 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Oh, by the way. I'll be grading these on the 21st. No made-up holiday, unfortunately.

There's Power Crunch Thursday on the 19th, and National Day of Fighting and Challenge on the 23rd, why not go with one of them?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:02 pm

Okay, 23rd it is.

by Falcon Paunch Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:13 pm

Changing mine:

Homestar: Next up on The Show, we've got Malinko, here to sue MalinkoDrinko! Crappyfencem'n, waddo have to say bout that?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:53 am

Just for the record (it's too late to change now), but I liked your first one better than your second, and now your second better than your third, which makes no sense. As I said, though, you can't go back now.

by The Wheelchair Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:31 am

4 out of 5 critics agree, "Drinko some Malinko!" is the best line to shout when shoving a gun in someone's face!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:47 am

Hails and horns, everybloody! It's the triumphant return of...Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!!
And now, here they are at last: the winners of the August 2010 Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!
(I'm getting paid every time I say the show's name, y'know.)
1. The Wheelchair with ∞ points
2. EsamFissure333 with 2000 points
3. Whatever-the-crap-Gordon's-calling-himself-now: 1750 points

The Wheelchair: You will be getting a private UUzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest message soon allowing Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest you to claim your UUzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest prize.
All UUzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest Else: A new Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest picture will be posted Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest soon. The due date will be the day of First Contact with Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest Rumble Red (September 21.)

For the Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest complete (and Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest) way I graded all y'all, look no further than Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Spoiler:

by The Wheelchair Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:05 am

Whoo! Infinity points! EAT IT!

by It Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:58 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Hails and horns, everybloody! It's the triumphant return of...Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!!
And now, here they are at last: the winners of the August 2010 Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!
(I'm getting paid every time I say the show's name, y'know.)
1. The Wheelchair with ∞ points
2. EsamFissure333 with 2000 points
3. Whatever-the-crap-Gordon's-calling-himself-now: 1750 points

Okay, that is DEFINITELY my new name.

by **These are my saturdays** Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:19 pm

I want to know why this is in gen games and TDM is not

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:34 pm

I dunno. Feel free to move it if you want. You now have Admin permission.

Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest! - Page 3 Permis10

by **These are my saturdays** Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:47 pm

f*** yes

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:22 pm

Also, new Caption Contest Picture:

Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest! - Page 3 Contes10

by Falcon Paunch Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:20 pm

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