Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

[Dov]

Ok, The Cheat. I went to the forest in Texas. You said there were supposed to be instruments here!

(The running gag is (and yes I looked it up) Texas instruments)

(I want to win!)

[Sam Fissure]

Espemon333 drops a train on the Tardis.

[Strong Vader]

Um, the Cheat? Are you sure this is what the firewall-get-around-er is supposed to do? I'm trying it, but it looks like my imagination is still broken.

(Ha! TWO running gags!)

[Uzi-Bazooka]

DUE DATE TOMORROW! POST, POST, POST!

[Sam Fissure]

GO PRIVATE!!!! BE A MAN!!!!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Here it is, ladies and germs! Prepare for...the winners of the March 2010 Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!! Can I get a bo-nus?
1. Strong Vader
2. Dov
3. The Wheelchair

Strong Vader: You will be getting a private message soon allowing you to claim your prize.
All Else: A new picture will be posted soon. The due date will be Kiss-a-Greg Day (April 1).

For the complete (and boring) way that I graded everyone, look at the spoiler below:

Spoiler:

Okay, guys. You have figured out what I want, and almost all of the entries are getting at least 2000 points. This is why hencetoforthwith, I am adding a new grading category: Characterization. This means, "does it sound like something this character would say?" For example: Having Homestar saying something stupid is good characterization points. Having Coach Z act cool is bad characterization points. You'll get the hang of it.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

New picture, USA!

[The Wheelchair]

Whether his castle is being stormed, entangled by bushes, or eaten by a giant Homestar, the KOT just can't ever seem to be lucky.

(I sorta count Giant Homestar as an inside reference! "He's just in the foreground")

[Sam Fissure]

Ooh! Ooh! Marzipan, get a picture of me next to the evil happy castle, sitting there, undressing me with its eyes!

[It]

Here it is, ladies and germs! Prepare for...the winners of the March 2010 Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!! Can I get a bo-nus?
1. Strong Vader
2. Dov
3. The Wheelchair

Strong Vader: You will be getting a private message soon allowing you to claim your prize.
All Else: A new picture will be posted soon. The due date will be Kiss-a-Greg Day (April 1).

For the complete (and boring) way that I graded everyone, look at the spoiler below:

Spoiler:

Okay, guys. You have figured out what I want, and almost all of the entries are getting at least 2000 points. This is why hencetoforthwith, I am adding a new grading category: Characterization. This means, "does it sound like something this character would say?" For example: Having Homestar saying something stupid is good characterization points. Having Coach Z act cool is bad characterization points. You'll get the hang of it.

You forgot my caption.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Oh, dang! Your score will be as follows:

Spoiler:

[It]

I don't care what you say, Strong Bad. That castle with a mouth and thunderclouds is totally my house! And even if it's not, I'm fine living in your house for a few more weeks until sbemail 206 comes out.

[Dov]

Hey Marzipan, I remember when we were first dating and I was making witch's brew in front of that castle!

(Two, yes two running gags!)

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You know what? I've been thinking, and I've decided to get rid of the new "Characterization" category. From now on, I'll just be stricter in the "Hilarity" category. Previously, unless yours was really, REALLY dumb, I've just been giving everyone 500.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Due to a terrible, crappy color scheme and a ranting, raving Pizzaburger-controlled Movie Magic Bot taking over the forum, Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest Results will not be posted until the Insanity ends...IF the insanity ends. Thank you for your cooperation!

[Sam Fissure]

The forum returns!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Hold on to your Cacodemons! Ripping through the forum like a Marine through Hell, it's...
THE WINNERS OF THE APRIL 2010 UZI-BAZOOKA'S CAPTION CONTEST! (Da-da-da-DA-da-da-DADA-Daaaa!)
1. Dov - 2450 points
2. Gordon Tiecallerondermos - 2300 points
3. Espemon333Chocobo in the 'Fro - 1975 points

Complete Grading system, checkitout!

Spoiler:

A new picture will be posted soon. Results will be posted on St. Palaroncini's Day (May 5.)

[Sam Fissure]

Ding!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

New picture, checkitout checkitout!

[It]

Gordon Tiecallerondermos: I don't care what you say, Strong Bad. That castle with a mouth and thunderclouds is totally my house! And even if it's not, I'm fine living in your house for a few more weeks until sbemail 206 comes out.
Obscure Homestar Runner reference: 1000 points (I think there's two or three in there!)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 300 points (Whatever happened to capitalizing "sbemail"? And the fact that you never ever ever start a sentence with "and"?)
Total Awesome-osity: 2300 points

A new picture will be posted soon. Results will be posted on St. Palaroncini's Day (May 5.)

While I can't argue with the And thing, I don't think the word sbemail needs to capitalized. Why, even the wiki has it as sbemail.

Strong Bad Email, frequently shortened to sbemail, was originally a small feature in which Strong Bad would answer a fan-sent email and commonly mock the spelling and grammar of those who wrote to him.

[It]

New picture, checkitout checkitout!

To be clear, is this a quote for Stong Bah, or Gron Sah?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

It's a CAPTION. For the PICTURE. It can be a quote from either or, a quote from both, or not even a quote at all.

[It]

For fun, I'll make it a MARZIPAN quote.

That's why I call this song Security is not very nice!
Electrocuting Strong Bad is not very nice!
*stops playing guitar* Actually, since he sabotaged us, he deserves the 10,000 volts.

[The Wheelchair]

I'm not sure which is more frightening: Strong Sad's backside, Strong Bad's (ahem) PYROTECHNICS!, or the Marzipan without a face.

[It]

Uh, it's past May 5th. Where are the results?

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