Re: Numbitty 42.2, The Voice of Strong Badia, WTPF

by **Strong Vader** Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:40 am

THIS STUDIO IS NOT A COURTROOM

GET OUT OF THE PREMISES NOW OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO CALL THE STRIP MALL SECURITY GUARD, who, although old and feeble WILL WHIP YOU AND BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU SING CAMPFIRE SONGS IN THE VOICE OF A LITTLE GIRL

But MSPA is still awesome.

Actually, you can stay. Let's talk about the latest email, shall we?

by The Wheelchair Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:53 am

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:THIS STUDIO IS NOT A COURTROOM

GET OUT OF THE PREMISES NOW OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO CALL THE STRIP MALL SECURITY GUARD, who, although old and feeble WILL WHIP YOU AND BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU SING CAMPFIRE SONGS IN THE VOICE OF A LITTLE GIRL

You should see this one security guard at our local mall. He's this short, feeble little guy, but he strides around the mall like he's the greatest authority in the world. It's hilarious.

by **Strong Vader** Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:03 pm

It's Marelo! Or Napoleon!

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:12 pm

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*calls in*

by **Strong Vader** Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:32 pm

*ring*

...

WHAT?!

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:38 pm

HAVE YOU CHECKED THE BABY?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:42 pm

What in the... What kind of a radio show is this? You guys kidnapped a baby? Shame on you! I don't care if it IS diet brown!

by **Strong Vader** Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:59 pm

That was you. Remember?

Back to the mail. Um, let's see...Nope, nothing.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:54 pm

*calls in*

by Sam Fissure Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:00 pm

MMM: Have you checked the children?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:04 pm

Yes sir, sleeping soundly

by Sam Fissure Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:09 pm

MMM: What? But, I didn't see you. I've been waiting in the closet for 3 hours to Axe Murder you!

by **Strong Vader** Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:05 pm

Get. Out. Of. My. Studio.

In other news, we have weather. And clouds. Or something.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:41 pm

You know, we outnumber you, Vader. Why don't YOU get out of OUR studio?
*kicks out of the studio*
Hello, folks. I would like to bring you a very special message from The Uzi-Bazooka Foundation for Various Cruelties...

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:49 pm

*need i remind you about the ringing phone?*

by **Strong Vader** Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:20 pm

Because I happen to have the keys to the studio? Which lock on both sides? *locks door* And also has explosives mounted under your chair? Which I will detonate now?

by Sam Fissure Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:47 pm

But we already kicked you out.

by **Strong Vader** Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:54 pm

I have the remote. And it's my studio. Which was a distaction. We are now broadcasting live from my hidden bunker. Which may or may not be my room. And if you hear any explosions from the studio ruse remember it's nothing to worry about.

We have our first guest, a certain Mr. Diskette, a French-Canadian terrorist. How are you?

by **These are my saturdays** Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:23 am

surprised I had to wait so long for this interview.

by **Strong Vader** Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:32 am

Well, that's because I had terrorists attempting to kick me out of my own studio. How are you?

by **These are my saturdays** Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:36 am

Busy. With terrorist stuff. And Canadian Stuff.

blah blah infidels blah blah taxes blah bluh blah

by **Strong Vader** Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:11 am

And is it true that you plan to replace all Baked Alaska with poutine?

by **These are my saturdays** Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:05 pm

cyanide pellets and cheese. No one noticed

by **Strong Vader** Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:49 pm

I did. It kind of sucked, you know that, right? Did I mention my new Sepulchritude poster?

by **These are my saturdays** Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:39 am

POSSIBLY. I heard about it somewhere. Maybe it was.......... THE NEWS

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