Numbitty 42.2, The Voice of Strong Badia, WTPF

[Strong Vader]

This is a radio show! I'm the talk show host, Wheelchair's the DJ for our songs, Silent Wulf is the call filter, and Diskette is our random m'n that you want to throw highball glasses at. So, people, call me with your questions, here or on the chatbox.

[The Wheelchair]

Thanks for the intro, Strong Vader! Now, here's Limozeen with their hit single, Brain Sister! (Hey! Listen!)

♪ Well she was only twenty-seventeen,
she was a low res beauty queen.
She was a Brain, Brain, Brain Sister.
Tryin'-a put a rock on me.
She was a Brain, Brain, Brain Sister.
Texas Instruments all day.
And she remembers how they used to duet.
And she remembers how they used to duet.
And she remembers how they used to duet.
And she remembers how they used to duet!
Th'all think you know what I mean!
All right!
And she remembers how they used to duet.
And she remembers how they used to duet.
And she remembers how they used to duet.
And she remembers how they used to duet!
Th'all think you know what I mean!
Oh yeah! All right! ♪

Alright indeed! Once again that was Brain Sister by the hair-metal kings themselves, Limozeen! Back to you, SV!

[Strong Vader]

Thank you, Shadow Wheelchair. We'll do battle later. Next up: The World In Crisis. More on that later. But first, eggs not fruit? United States 2012 independent presidential candidate Homestar "Deckeman" Runner reportedly stated that "Eggs are not fruit!" to cheering crowds numbering in the thousands from Timbuktoo to Mandalay to Dollars, Taxes. Now, Mr.Diskette with the Sports. And Weather. And how to combine them both in one fun activity.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Since Mr. Diskette isn't here, can I have his job?

[Strong Vader]

No, but you may break noisily into the studio and start demanding cash.

I reserve spots for people, but those things are easy to get around. Be creative!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Okay, I see where you're going with this. Let's continue with the show.
Ahem.

*Breaks noisily into the studio.*
WHY DOES NOBODY EVER TELL ME ABOUT THESE THINGS?! I'M GOING TO FIND THAT STRONG VADER AND NOISILY DEMAND THE CASH OUTTA HIS FACE! OUTTA HIS FACE!!!!

[Strong Vader]

Oh-kay, here's...seventy...eighty...ninety...no, I've only got a dollar.

(Listeners! There's a crazy guy who's demanding cash! Come and beat the crap out of him! The studio is at Eleven-way Undred-hay Ero-Zay One-Way Eat-chay and-way Irerea-tay. Way.)

[Uzi-Bazooka]

*grabs the camera*
All right, you listeners, here's the REAL news:
Strong Vader was recently murdered for not giving Uzi-Bazooka cash,
Mr. Diskette has disappeared,
And Underprobationuntilmonday is no longer under probation...AND NOBODY TOLD ME I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE TRIAL!!!!!!!!

[Strong Vader]

Um, hi.

This is a radio station, man. That toy security camera I gave to our "weatherman" for his birthday.

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

*looks*
Gasp! The Thnikkaman?!?!?!

(Here comes the Thnikkaman!)

Good Gravy Boat!

[It]

*falls out of Hammerspace*

Omigosh! The Thnikkaman! Can I have some?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

DJMankiewicz? What are you doing here? Oh, wait, lemme guess, you're the DJ, huh?
(While everyone is distracted by the Thnikkaman, Uzi tiptoes around to the back of the studio and unplugs prettyu much everything he can find.)
Ha! How do you like them non-existent apples, Strong Vader?

[DELETED!]

...Does this mean we wont be able to play the reprise of Somewhere That's Green for 48 hours straight?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

What the heck is this bullstyle mess? I'm plotting a hostile studio takeover here! Who are all you weirdoes?

[Strong Vader]

Unfortunately for you, all my imaginary devices have something arcane called a "battery". BWA HA HA HA HA!

All right, so, coming up at the top of the hour, it's fan favorite, BISCUITDOUGHHANDSMAN! How you doin', Dough?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

(Puts on a really good-quality Biscuitdoughhandsman costume.)
Well, Vader, as your extremely well-paid interviewee, I have to say that I feel fantabulous. What's your next question?

[Strong Vader]

Ahhhh, yes. Mr. Doughhandsman, would you know anything abrat THE WORLD IN CRISIS?! *knocks over microphone stand*

[It]

DJMankiewicz? What are you doing here? Oh, wait, lemme guess, you're the DJ, huh?
(While everyone is distracted by the Thnikkaman, Uzi tiptoes around to the back of the studio and unplugs prettyu much everything he can find.)
Ha! How do you like them non-existent apples, Strong Vader?

Hmm. Sure! Let us go with that! Because the apostrophe button on my keyboard is broken and I do not want to use improper grammer. And The King of Town ATE the non-existent apples, Bazooka!

*plays Smart Drinks by DJ Teh Cheat*

[Strong Vader]

*Bangs gavel from Hammerspace*

Mr. Mankiewicz, you are out of order!

[It]

*Bangs gavel from Hammerspace*

Mr. Mankiewicz, you are out of order!

I hearby state that my last name is actually email.exe, and that DJ is my title, Mankiewicz be-eth my first name, and _ is my middle name! Nevertheless, I shall speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth! *someone listening to the radio station walks in and throws his/her shoe at me*

...

Oh, very clever! Using a gimmick from my own video! *see episode two of my YouTube series* Either way, I hearby call Uzi-Bazooka to the stand! Wait. We ARE in court, right?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
My Mommy told me never to swear.
...
Anyways, here's what happened:

I was sitting at my computer one day, looking around at some different websites, surfing the web, you know how it is. When suddenly, I hear this, like, "DELETED!" noise. And that's when I saw it:
The SBEmail Game had been deleted from the HRWiki Forum!
And I can tell you who did it, too! It was none other than...
HEIMSTERN LAUFER!

[It]

OBJECTION! DJmankiewicz_email.exe has no idea what's going on here, so... we hearby claim TBC guilty of not making a Homestar VS New Baby style toon yet!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Objection overruled! Would the Prosecution like to make a statement?
The Prosecution would like to point out that the State Mint of Kansas is the green kind, your honor.

...
...
...
SUSTAINED!!!

[Strong Vader]

Yeah, you guys, get out of my radio studio.

In other news, MS Paint adventures is awesome. Get the latest album.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

In other news, MS Paint adventures is awesome.

SUSTAINED!!!

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