Re: This is a perfectly funny [CHAT] and it contains many incredibly funny [CHAT]s!

[Strong Vader]

The member 'Uzi-Bazooka' has done the following action : Dice roll

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[Kinda Long Hair]

lets see what this can do

[Strong Vader]

The member 'CASH MONEY' has done the following action : Dice roll

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[Uzi-Bazooka]

Howzabout THIS?

[Strong Vader]

The member 'Uzi-Bazooka' has done the following action : Dice roll

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[Kinda Long Hair]

Guess who hates being trapped in the forset fire of two other people's relationships while a ravaged bear is ravaging my face (during the forest fire dont forget)? This kid!

[Kinda Long Hair]

oh how i love having the passwords to three different facebook accounts [>:={0

[Kinda Long Hair]

triple post

I want a DeLorean and a DeSoto

Any other DE cars I should know about?

[These are my saturdays]

everyone wants a delorean

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Despite the fact that they SUCKED. A lot. Of @$$. The DeLoreans were really expensive, extremely slow (a total of 40 horsepower), and had gas mileage of about one mile to the gallon. It was a worthless piece of worthless crap.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Despite the fact that they SUCKED. A lot. Of @$$. The DeLoreans were really expensive, extremely slow (a total of 40 horsepower), and had gas mileage of about one mile to the gallon. It was a worthless piece of worthless crap.

Excuse me Mr. "I love the environment so don't buy this one mpg car", did I ever say I cared about it's speed, acceleration, handling, gas millage, or anything else? No! I probably wouldn't drive it that much, either. I would keep and drive the '99 Camry I'm getting from my dad next year. It's one of those things where when my underlings see it, they would fall over dead. But as long as I can hit 88mph on it, the few times I do drive it, I'd be happy.
I'd prolly spend most my time opening the doors. That is awesome.
EDIT: I googled it and came up with this - The Delorean had a PRV V6 engine which produced 170HP.

[Aiko Heiwa]

Don't forget to add a Mr. Fusion to power the time circuits.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Don't forget to add a Mr. Fusion to power the time circuits.

Well, that goes without saying.

Excuse me Mr. "I love the environment so don't buy this one mpg car", did I ever say I cared about it's speed, acceleration, handling, gas millage, or anything else? No! I probably wouldn't drive it that much, either. I would keep and drive the '99 Camry I'm getting from my dad next year. It's one of those things where when my underlings see it, they would fall over dead. But as long as I can hit 88mph on it, the few times I do drive it, I'd be happy.
I'd prolly spend most my time opening the doors. That is awesome.
EDIT: I googled it and came up with this - The Delorean had a PRV V6 engine which produced 170HP.

What makes you think I love the environment?! I think "Global Warming" is the biggest sack of crap since The Poopsmith went into business on the brown market! But who would want to go at a speed that slow?! I can BIKE faster than that.

And as for your hastily written edit, you should know two things. The first is that Google lies (GAAAASP I KNOW WHAT A SHOCK). The second is that I may have been wrong about that stuff, since half of it I got from Wikipedia (the rest of from more or less personal experience-I knew a guy who knew a guy who owned one.)

Lastly, WHAT underlings?! It's not like you're the Head Non-Lazy Admin of some forum or whatever.

Spoiler:

DOUBLE SPOILA!

Spoiler:

[Aiko Heiwa]

Age - 14

[Kinda Long Hair]

Spoiler:

DOUBLE SPOILA!

Spoiler:

We are pleased, plebes. Take this as a token of our happyness

And we declare that DeSotos are the best things in the whole world

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Yes, Your Awesomeness.

[Aiko Heiwa]

I'm back baby.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Down at the end, round by the corner. Close to the edge, just by a river. Seasons will pass you by. I get up, I get down.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Sorry, MMM-you only get a D+. You failed to identify several of the prepositions in that sentence. Also "river" is a noun.

[The Wheelchair]

Ooh! A subliminal message! Lesse..

Down close edge river Seasons will pass you by down

Throw in some punctuation...

Down close, edge river, seasons will pass you. By down!

Makes sense. He's addressing edge river, stating that seasons will pass you when you're down close. Though I'm not sure if you want us to "Buy" down or if you're saying "Bye" to down. Watch those typos, mister!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Yeah, Witch Thor's TeePees!

[Kinda Long Hair]

"Fragile" might just be the greatest album ever

[Falcon Paunch]

OK, guys, so there's this group called Penguin Marathons that's doing playthroughs of all the main console Zelda games for charity. If you donate, you have a chance at winning prizes. and at naming Link in one of the games (although you should probably announce this before doing so) and every time they reach a money milestone, they'll do something mildly entertaining. I'm spreading the word about this at their command.

Here's the link. Marathon goes until Wednesday, and, yes, the will take some breaks to do things like eat & sleep. You can also use the chat directly below the video (I'm Eario there, though you might not see me much.)

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Sorry-I'm pretty much drained-both for cash and for giving-a-crap-after Desert Bus for Hope.

Watch Top Gear.
Play Minecraft.
Get pig.

[Strong Vader]

get pig

but

but

you're jewish

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