Re: This is a perfectly funny [CHAT] and it contains many incredibly funny [CHAT]s!

by **Strong Vader** Tue May 03, 2011 10:18 pm

i'm a registered independent

by It Wed May 04, 2011 3:51 pm

Even though I've returned a few days ago, I'd like to ask that good ol' three word question that doesn't start with "What the" and end with some four-letter word that could apply to MANY things.

"What'd I miss?"

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed May 04, 2011 6:27 pm

You've missed stuff.
Possibly MULTIPLE stuffs.

by **Strong Vader** Wed May 04, 2011 7:10 pm

multiple

posts

even

by It Thu May 05, 2011 1:57 pm

Strong Vader wrote:multiple

posts

even

*gasp*

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun May 08, 2011 12:10 am

this might be my last post for a while, i think my computer is about to die.
I got 11 error messages, and then something about how if i don't click the button NOW i will lose my entire hardrive

man, I'd like to punch Bill Gates in the mouth right now

by **These are my saturdays** Sun May 08, 2011 12:11 am

salute

This is a perfectly funny [CHAT] and it contains many incredibly funny [CHAT]s! - Page 29 Cb21

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun May 08, 2011 10:04 am

Day 2 - Update

My computer has two users. The main one is only half erased, and runs fairly normal. The second user has been placed in quarantine, i get all kinds of pop ups and error messages on that side, and everything has been completely erased.

by It Mon May 09, 2011 1:53 pm

Cygnus X-1 wrote:Day 2 - Update

My computer has two users. The main one is only half erased, and runs fairly normal. The second user has been placed in quarantine, i get all kinds of pop ups and error messages on that side, and everything has been completely erased.

Oh crap, I know the problem. Did some stupid pop-up go up showing what looks like a virus program scanning your hard drive?

by Falcon Paunch Sat May 14, 2011 9:32 am

I'm baaaack.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun May 15, 2011 9:28 pm

you guys should follow me on twitter
Im way cooler than charlie sheen

by **Strong Vader** Sun May 15, 2011 9:31 pm

twitter the way to the dark side it is

as is facebook

the only way to balance the force

is to balance it on top of your head

and do the charleston

do it

it's the bee's knees

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun May 15, 2011 9:51 pm

You don't know the power of the dark side.

Give in to your hate. It is your destiny.

by **Strong Vader** Sun May 15, 2011 11:29 pm

you're missing the point here

the point is on my pencil

it is a sharp and cogent point

which unfortunately is broken

by **These are my saturdays** Tue May 17, 2011 2:09 am

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Broken pencil

Broken pencil who?

It's a pointless joke!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue May 17, 2011 6:23 pm

Sorry, Triplez-Emm, but I really don't want to know all of the random facts about your life. Plus, for all you know, I'm an 83-year-old stalker planning on doing unspeakable things to you in your sleep as soon as I get your E-mail address. Kind of a lose-lose situation.

To all else: I would just like to inform you that the greatest thing in the world has been invented and it is here:

I thought I would explode with nerdy fanboy awesomeness when I saw this.

by **These are my saturdays** Thu May 19, 2011 7:36 pm

http://www.google.com/patents?id=aAuzAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&dq=exalted&as_psra=1&as_psra=1#v=onepage&q&f=false

This man figured out entertainment. And how to perfect it.
It's a good thing he patented this, I'm sure someone was right on the verge of this very same thing.

Also be on the look out for women quoting Lenin. It's more common than you think.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri May 20, 2011 5:46 am

As I went through that, I thought about what decisions I would actually make in those situations.
I think the world succumbed to war, like, fifty times.

by It Fri May 20, 2011 5:37 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Sorry, Triplez-Emm, but I really don't want to know all of the random facts about your life. Plus, for all you know, I'm an 83-year-old stalker planning on doing unspeakable things to you in your sleep as soon as I get your E-mail address. Kind of a lose-lose situation.

To all else: I would just like to inform you that the greatest thing in the world has been invented and it is here:

I thought I would explode with nerdy fanboy awesomeness when I saw this.

Sorry to boist your bubble, but I've known about that for about a year...

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri May 20, 2011 5:52 pm

Nothing wrong with that. I'm often behind the times.
So, anyway, I hear about this game Team Fortress 2 just came out. Looks pretty cool; I'm thinking of buying it.

by It Sat May 21, 2011 11:00 am

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Nothing wrong with that. I'm often behind the times.
So, anyway, I hear about this game Team Fortress 2 just came out. Looks pretty cool; I'm thinking of buying it.

So many ways you could've made that joke funnier. You could've said Pac-Man, or electricity, or records, but no, you had to say TF2. You sicken me...

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sat May 21, 2011 11:35 am

My goal was to pick something that was recent enough that some people might believe me, but also old and popular enough that any self-respecting ~~nerd~~ ~~geek~~ ~~video game obsessant~~ friend-tastically challenged individual should have heard of. My plan would have worked better if Falcon Paunch was here, because she takes everything at face value, and would've began to tell me everything about the game and encourage me to buy it. Instead, I got DJ"overthinksjokesbutstilldoesn'tgetit"mankiewicz.

by Falcon Paunch Sat May 21, 2011 12:35 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:My plan would have worked better if Falcon Paunch was here, because she takes everything at face value, and would've began to tell me everything about the game and encourage me to buy it.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah I don't own TF2.

But that was pretty clever on your part.

In other news, today is my 13th birthday!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sat May 21, 2011 1:12 pm

Mazel Tov!

by Falcon Paunch Sat May 21, 2011 2:03 pm

Thanks.

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