IT IS DISK'S (ALSO KNOWN AS DISKPOLEAN'S) BIRTHDAY!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DISK!
THE BIG 26 OR SO YOU CLAIM.
SINCE YOU SEEM ABOUT AS MATURE AS A 10-YEAR-OLD.
AND THAT IS AN IRONIC COMPLIMENT.

ALSO SINCE THIS SEEMS TO BE THE DAY OF IMAGE SWAPPING, MY GIFT FOR YOU WILL BE AN AWESOME DOOM II RELATED THING.
STAY TUNED! I GOTTA GO NOW THOUGH.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Okay, here's my gift.
I was wondering what to give to the guy who already has so much. Laser-powered Harpoon Gun? Nah, he already has three of those. Level 5 Rocket-propelled Sheath of Irony? What self-respecting Disk would be without it?

So I figured that I had to get you something new. Something cool. Something so iconic that you can bathe your entire computer in its awesomeness.
And that's when I realized.
I realized the perfect gift.
It was sweet.
It was DooM.
And, above all, it was free.

And so, I present you with the ever-awesome...

Spoiler:

[These are my saturdays]

God**** it Uzi, thanks. Time to go blind myself everyday with my desktop.

(Also if anyone actually thinks I'm in my twenties, get out. This forum is like the Goonies and the Lost Boys injected with the Warriors and then rolled in Gordon Gekko)

(P.S: truffle shuffle)

(P.P.S Greed is good)

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Yeah, I knew you weren't 20. When you're twenty, you have to go to either jail or an insane asylum for doing the crap we do daily.

[The Wheelchair]

It's just like you, Uzi, to make my gift look like crap.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Considering that he LIKED yours and COMPLAINED about mine, I don't think you need to feel threatened. Unless he was being ironic and it's secretly the other way around. In which case...



(PS: Hey, AG, could you replace that with your cool Vriska Deal with It picture? Merci.)

[These are my saturdays]

Yes yes I can
(L8TE)

[arachnidsGrip]

I'm famous?!?!?!?!

WOW!!!!!!!!

(Like I didn't alr8dy know!)

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I'm famous?!?!?!?!

YEAH!!!!!!!!

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