"Celebrating" Jigglypuff's "birthday" meh-heh-heh-heh

[Kinda Long Hair]

How are we gonna ruin his image here even more?

[Strong Vader]

We won't, because I deleted his account.

[Kinda Long Hair]

meh. Good enough

[Sam Fissure]

I remember when I met Ugo. He called Hiemstern a Nazi and threatened to hack us. I hated him.

[Kinda Long Hair]

OKAY: FAVORITE UGO MOMENT (meh-heh-heh-heh)
READY GO

Well, this one time he told Heimstern to Fu** himself. He got banned.

This other time he told me and SV to fu** ourselves. He got banned

This one time he tried to steal Uzi's ID.

This one time I told him off in the I'm sorry thread.

That time he got banned

Edit: Oh! How could I forget the time he said he was gonna have /b/ launch a denial-of-service attack on the wiki. He was banned, than he came here and said he was banned for no reason.

[These are my saturdays]

Okay look. Guys. Are you seriously discussing Ugozima? Come on and drop it. There is absolutely no point. Guy was a dick and he got banned. Do we need to stretch the topic?
And by guys I guess I mean MMM.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

The first time I met Ugozima was on the chatbox. Strong Vader and I were talking about something (I don't even remember what) and he would keep butting in with random comments. It went something like this:

SV: Involved conversational remark
UZI: Agreement, followed by rational point
UGO: NON SEQUITUR!
UZI: Express brief annoyance
SV: Resumes conversation
UGO: DOLPHIN PIZZA!

Little did I know that that would soon grow into a blossoming hate-ship. The next time we saw each other, he was trying to steal my identity by asking me to scan my school ID and show it to him, just to prove a point. Next thing I know, I'm called to be a witness in his trial (which, as most of you know, I never showed up for because I was never notified.) The last thing I had to do with Ugo was when I compiled the Illustrated History.

What was my funniest Ugozima moment? Probably when I read this on his userpage:

I am 13 years old. But, I act pretty mature.

Oh, the irony!

[Strong Vader]

Okay look. Guys. Are you seriously discussing Ugozima? Come on and drop it. There is absolutely no point. Guy was a dick and he got banned. Do we need to stretch the topic?
And by guys I guess I mean MMM.

Yeah, this really is getting old. We banned him five months ago. End of story. I'd lock this but mods can still post in locked topics, so...

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