Re: New Here? introduce yourself!

[Dov]

Hello!

I am Dov the younger brother of Uzi.

I saw him using this forum and decided to join.
I really need a face...

And now: The Painting:

[Uzi-Bazooka]

"Dov" doesn't really like Homestar Runner, nor does he know much about it, he just has this attitude of "anything 'Uzi' can do, I can do better," so he decided to join up too. Isn't that lovely? He admits that he probably won't care about/like this forum, and will probably not be posting very much.
(Oh, and heads up: he's an idiot.)

[Kinda Long Hair]

Alright, Mr...Dov....as a card-carrying Moderator and Admin, I take it upon myself to ask you some questions.

1. Is it okay if I call you, like, D, or Uzi's Bro, or something? B-cuz im 2 lzy to tp ot rrl wrds.

2. What/who made you come to this forum?

3. How did you learn about Homestar Runner.netit'sdotcom?

4. How do you feel?

5. Are you gonna join our facebook page?

6. What do you think about the people who run this joint, now that one of them has subjected you to an unnecessarily long interview?

[Kinda Long Hair]

(Oh, and heads up: he's an idiot.)

"Now listen here, knucklehead. You see this?"

"Yeah!"

"What is it!"

"It's a fist!"

"Yeah. {whump}"

"Ow, I didnt do anything!"

"Well that was in case you DO do somethin' and I'm not around."

(oh, it's amazing what 5 hours of the three stooges can do to a man)

[Dov]

1. Is it okay if I call you, like, D, or Uzi's Bro, or something? B-cuz im 2 lzy to tp ot rrl wrds. No. Dov

2. What/who made you come to this forum? Uzi/Me

3. How did you learn about Homestar Runner.netit'sdotcom? I don't remember

4. How do you feel? Fine

5. Are you gonna join our facebook page? Maybe

6. What do you think about the people who run this joint, now that one of them has subjected you to an unnecessarily long interview? I think they are great.

By the way TTJ, you copied Uzi's interveiw you know that right?

[Dov]

By the way can you tell I like Dr. Who?

[Kinda Long Hair]

1. Is it okay if I call you, like, D, or Uzi's Bro, or something? B-cuz im 2 lzy to tp ot rrl wrds. No. Dov

2. What/who made you come to this forum? Uzi/Me

3. How did you learn about Homestar Runner.netit'sdotcom? I don't remember

4. How do you feel? Fine

5. Are you gonna join our facebook page? Maybe

6. What do you think about the people who run this joint, now that one of them has subjected you to an unnecessarily long interview? I think they are great

Oh a wise guy eh? Well I oughta... oh... you pass the inspection.

By the way TTJ, you copied Uzi's interveiw you know that right?

Oh yeah. I was wonderin' how long it would take you to figgur it out. An please, call me MMM.

[Strong Vader]

'Twould be a lot easier if you changed your name back to movie magic man.

[These are my saturdays]

Twould be easier if you changed YOUR name back to Mr.Diskette, SV.

[Strong Vader]

More like, it would be better if YOU changed your name back to Mr.Diskette, NERD!

[DELETED!]

I wanted to be "How do you type with boxing gloves on?", but I got a message saying it was too long. So I had to go with THIS little moniker. Also, my favorite film is Little Shop of Horrors WITH THE ORIGINAL ENDING. That's right. I HATE the final cut, even though that's what is available outside of YouTube.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Alright, Mr...DELETED!....as a card-carrying Moderator and Admin, I take it upon myself to ask you some questions.

1. Are you a member of the Hrwiki?

2. What/who made you come to this forum?

3. How did you learn about Homestar Runner.netit'sdotcom?

4. How do you feel?

5. Are you gonna join our facebook page?

6. What do you think about the people who run this joint, now that one of them has subjected you to an unnecessarily long interview?

I wanted to be "How do you type with boxing gloves on?", but I got a message saying it was too long. So I had to go with THIS little moniker.

That happened too me also. I was going to sign up as "cinematic breakfast snack." On thw wiki, but that was too long (clanky)

[DELETED!]

1. No. The wiki itself is almost perfect, with just about everything that has ever been even MENTIONED on Homestar Runner.com warranting its own article. There's little left to be contributed. Those poor, OCD nerds will have nothing to show for their life's achievement but this. ...Maybe I SHOULD help them out.

2. Well, the H*R Wiki had a list of forums, and this appeared to be one of the most active. I would've joined the Wiki forum, but there was NO OPEN OFF-TOPIC SECTION. Yeah, because the people who go online totally have REAL friends to talk about stuff with. [Yes, I'm an aspie.]

3. I learned about it in the third grade...which I believe was around the beginning of the Lappy era.

4. I feel surprised that the only official H*R forum [the SBCG4AP one] is inactive. I'm also simultaneously annoyed that I CANNOT ESCAPE THE KING'S CASTLE in Strongbadia: The Free.

5. Don't worry. I promise that I wont purchase nuclear weaponry from the North Koreans and use it to plot your downfall. I also promise not to make insensitive jokes about real world issues, such as North Korean bomb trading.

[Kinda Long Hair]

2. Well, the H*R Wiki had a list of forums, and this appeared to be one of the most active.

I knew putting that link in would be worth it sooner or later...

[DELETED!]

You wont say that once I spam "tinyurled" links to Lemon Party and other porn sites all over this forum.

Oh crap, did I just reveal my secret plans to make everyone vomit so hard that they...vomit...hard?

[Kinda Long Hair]

You wont say that once I spam "tinyurled" links to Lemon Party and other porn sites all over this forum.

Oh crap, did I just reveal my secret plans to make everyone vomit so hard that they...vomit...hard?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know what that means, but if you do do something like that than you'll get the boot like Ugozima.

[Kinda Long Hair]

You wont say that once I spam "tinyurled" links to Lemon Party and other porn sites all over this forum.

Oh crap, did I just reveal my secret plans to make everyone vomit so hard that they...vomit...hard?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know what that means, but if you do do something like that than you'll get the boot like Ugozima.

Wait a minuet: You arent Zetsu, are you?

[DELETED!]

I have no idea who Zetsu or Ugamoia are, but I guess I have to explain my stupid comment. I've been to forums where trolls use Tiny Url to disguise links to graphic porn sites such as Lemon Party and 2 Girls 1 Cup. It only happens when the admin is really lazy/cheap, but it's still completely disgusting.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I should have you know that obscene language is not allowed on this site, and that's why I edited one of your posts. Just wanted to warn you now. Also, you never answered question 6.

To MMM: I find it amusing (and somewhat flattering) that you use my interview for everyone who comes onto this site.

[Dov]

Wait a minuet: You arent Zetsu, are you?

If he is, did you think that he might say yes?

[Achenar]

I should have you know that obscene language is not allowed on this site, and that's why I edited one of your posts. Just wanted to warn you now. Also, you never answered question 6.

To MMM: I find it amusing (and somewhat flattering) that you use my interview for everyone who comes onto this site.

I edited one of his posts just today for swearing!
You need to watch it, Deleted.

[DELETED!]

Funny, I don't remember using any language you wouldn't find in a kiddie movie.

[Achenar]

Funny, I don't remember using any language you wouldn't find in a kiddie movie.

Well, ya did. And that's that.

[Sam Fissure]

What language? Like, first 2 letters.

[Achenar]

What language? Like, first 2 letters.

As
The rest is obvious.....

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