Re: New Here? introduce yourself!

[Kevin Flynn]

Hi, Mr.Diskette invited me for the mafia game.

[Sgt. Beadsmaster]

I know Mr. Disket in person and he got on this forum and told me about it. Sounded interesting, wanted to go into the mafia game, have some fun, chat about things with people I really don't know, so here I am. I've also got a profile on the homestar wiki forum.
I'm 13 years old and enjoy reading TMNT comicbooks, my favorite book is Enders Game, and I think lost, Dr Who, Battlestar Galactica and Seinfeld are awesome shows. There's some things about me.
Oh and also another thing thats really big about me is I make a comic all about a time traveling robot that I write and draw. It's pretty sweet. Please tell me any idea's you have for it, or just flat out things that you think I should make a comic about.

[Christhulhu]

Hello, my username is the sound of a lever being snapped on an 30's era computer. Not really much to say. Hurm.

Many of the things that interest Sgt. Beadmaster interest me too. Including the comic book. I've read it. It's ridiculously awesome.

[MooKooJoe]

I'm new here.

'Sup.

Anything you'd like to know, just ask.

Oh, and Seattle is where it's at. No, really, it's here.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Alright, Mr...MooKooJoe....as a card-carrying Moderator, I take it upon myself to ask you some questions.

1. Is it okay if I call you, like, plain Joe, or MKJoe, or something? B-cuz im 2 lzy to tp ot rrl wrds.

2. What/who made you come to this forum?

3. How did you learn about Homestar Runner.netit'sdotcom?

4. How do you feel?

5. What is your religion? DON'T ANSWER THAT! We have a seperate section for Religion and Politics (look under "Off-Topic".)

6. What do you think about the people who run this joint, now that one of them has subjected you to an unnecessarily long interview?

If your answer is "Wow, they're as cool as Onion Bubs," then you might just be a Free Strong Badian.

[MooKooJoe]

1. - I don't really care, as long as I know you mean me.
2. - I was invited by Silent Wulf, I don't know his name on here if it isn't that. Real name is Connar.
3. - I honestly don't remember how I came across Homestar Runner. Glad I did though.
4. - Like an idiot. I'm going to play tennis in about thirty minutes, and it's currently 40 something degrees outside.
5. - I'm too lazy to go over there, so I'll just tell ya' here. I'm LDS, more commonly known as Mormon.
6. - You seem excited to have a new member.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Nice answers. Welcome to the Pwaughty Claughb, MKJoe!

[Achenar]

Excuse Mr.Uzi's questions, we were recently struck by a vandal who stated he had many more accounts, so we've been on our toes, though we haven't had any sign of him. Besides if you were invited by Wulfy then your ok in my book! (Arg. I have tainted this post!) Ill just call you Mr.Joe, since i've given everyone here "Mr" names (trust me, im the only girl on this site. Im a regular Marzipan!) Anyway, im the biggest Homsar fan you'll meet that has remained slightly sane. Im a half Mod and half Admin (given I have admin powers on the Chatbox for unknown causes) and im rambling on so ill shut up now.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Anyway, im the biggest Homsar fan you'll meet that has remained slightly sane.

You've remained sane!?!?! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That was a great joke! everything I know is still a lie!

[Achenar]

You've remained sane!?!?! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That was a great joke! everything I know is still a lie!

-Grabs MMM's throat- I said SLIGHTLY, my mentally challenged friend....!
(Im my own alter ego! )
Trust me, Mr.Joe. You'll see much more conflict between me and Miss Movie Magic, who's moustache I am not jealous of, thank you sir!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You're probably thinking we're all insane. And let's face it: you're on a website of obsessed Homestar Runner fans. Seriously.
But nonetheless, Clover's all right as long as you give her a wide berth and a coupla tapes of the Homsar Character video to keep her happy.
As for me, I'm plotting World Domination, and I could use an unwitting accomplice hapless sidekick Igor partner...

[Strong Vader]

You mean an I-gor?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Isn't that what I said?

[Strong Vader]

It's from a movie, Young Frankenstein.

"Ah, you're Dr. Frankenstein's grandson, eh?"
"The name's "Frunkenstein."
"So, my name must be..."I-gor."
"Well, they told me it was "Eegor".

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I see. Or perhaps, I s-I.
All I know is that my parents have said I'm not allowed to see that movie yet.

Now you see, MKJoe? This little random conversation we got going on right here? This is Strong Badia the Free, except that usually it's more Homestar Runner, and less asides to MKJoe. Also, smilies.

[MooKooJoe]

Yeah, you're all nuts.

I'm a fan of Homestar Runner, but not a huge ginourmous fan, so excuse my ignorance when it comes to lots of that stuff. lol

[Kinda Long Hair]

Yeah, you're all nuts.

Thats the spirit!

[Achenar]

Clover's all right as long as you give her a wide berth and a coupla tapes of the Homsar Character video to keep her happy.

Singing the "Happy happy joy joy" song also calms me down, if you dont know what that is, just ask Mr.Wheelson Johsnon, II (The Wheelchair)
Ill also go on sad rampages, if that happens, give me a cookie and ill shut up. Tick me off though, and you'll get a swift boot to the head and a choking. Thats how I roll, death to all who tick me off, love to all who give me a cookie.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Singing the "Happy happy joy joy" song also calms me down, if you dont know what that is, just ask Mr.Wheelson Johsnon, II (The Wheelchair)
Ill also go on sad rampages, if that happens, give me a cookie and ill shut up. Tick me off though, and you'll get a swift boot to the head and a choking. Thats how I roll, death to all who tick me off, love to all who give me a cookie.

A Clover Star Drop Christmas Carol
(this might make a good signature)
By Uzi Bazooka
(to the tune of "Joy to the World")

Joy to the world,
as long as it gives me cookies,
and death
to all
who tick me off!
A swift boot to the he-e-ead
Is what 'waits you ahe-e-ead
If you tick me off,
If Uzi ticks me off,
If Uzi Bazooka or others tick me off.

(Second verse)
I have dumb names
For e-very-one,
From Bhtup
To Mo-
vie Magic Man
I mostly call them mi-i-ster
'Cause I'm the on-ly gi-ir-l
And it kinda sucks
So I went kinda nuts
And so I like Homsar
But Strong Bad sucks.

But STROOOOOOOOOOOONG BAAAAAAAD SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!

[Achenar]

Oh yeah man, i'd SO use that if it wasnt so frikin' long, Ill put it in my comments on the profile.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You can just pick one part to use in your signature, and attach a link to the rest of it (in your comments box.) If you're only going to use one part of the song, though, I recommend this here:

A swift boot to the he-e-ead
Is what 'waits you ahe-e-ead
If you tick me off,
If Uzi ticks me off,
If Uzi Bazooka or others tick me off.

Or this one:

'Cause I'm the on-ly gi-ir-l
And it kinda sucks
So I went kinda nuts
And so I like Homsar
But Strong Bad sucks.

But STROOOOOOOOOOOONG BAAAAAAAD SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!

[Achenar]

Mm. Nah. My current signature is too truth-y to remove yet.
-Points to signature- (Read it)

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I don't get it.
*Homestar moment*

[Kinda Long Hair]

Oh, I've activated the accounts to:

The Chort

and

Jellote

You guests with the face, If either of these is you, log in!

[Sam Fissure]

Why is there always some Edward Cullen-esque guest, watching this forum in it's sleep?

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