Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

[Kinda Long Hair]

Maybe we should make a new topic - "Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money". I think it could become our #1 Off-topic game!

Give me 3.14$ or You'll get a pie in the face

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Okay, let me explain the rules of this game. All of the users have joined a gang and are demanding money from your truly. If I don't pay up, well, let's just say that accidents can happen out here in the forum...
Just demand any amount of money and follow it up with any threat. I may be posting occasionally, but I can't play (since it would be very unsportsmanlike to threaten myself...plus, I already have all of my own money.) Movie Man posted a good example there (though the dollar sign should go IN FRONT OF THE AMOUNT OF MONEY!) Just keep it tasteful (we wouldn't want a game about violence to suddenly become inappropriate...)

[The Wheelchair]

Gimme 15 boxes of Cookie Crisps and a new laptop or your household pet is gonna end up in a garbage dump, buried in deadly diseases and disgusting crap. And if you don't have a household pet, I'll buy you one, THEN make it end up in the garbage dump.

[Strong Vader]

Hey, um, Uzi, uh, you forgot your collection of paperclips. It's rather nice that you returned your book to the library. The payment can be delivered at the [/i]usual spot[/i].

[Kinda Long Hair]

Alright. Bring $20 and a Reese Cup milkshake to the dark alley at midnite, or else your brother (who we have with us) is gonna bite it iffin ya know what I mean heh heh

[Strong Vader]

Dude, that's the worst threat I've ever heard. You need it to be more, I don't know, veiled.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Leave $37.99 and a ticket to Worlds of Fun under home plate at Kaufman Stadium, or I'll have my hoodlum friends who drive "pimped out" SUVs and work at "Micky-D's" find where he lives, and "threaten him"

[The Wheelchair]

Drop fitty bucks in th' jar next ta th' scrap yawd, or your compy gets a free con-sul-tat-ion wit' my fist.

[These are my saturdays]

Oh man I love dramatic irony so much

[Kinda Long Hair]

Give me a mills bills or lets just say you'll really need it.

[These are my saturdays]

so much

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Ha! You guys wouldn't dare do any of this stuff...
...would you?

[Strong Vader]

You should threaten yourself like Bart in Blazing Saddles.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Give me $10, you. Or the .... gets it!
Oh no! Sombody save me!
Quite you!
Oh please do as he say!

[These are my saturdays]

Ha! You guys wouldn't dare do any of this stuff...
...would you?

I would dare that I do indeed like dramatic irony.

[The Wheelchair]

Gimme that com-put-er of yer's, er I'm gonna hafta come ova der an' take it m'self, whilst causin' some brain damage ta the re-sid-ents of da house.

[Falcon Paunch]

If you make the mistake of not giving me half your money, it will quite literally cost you an arm and a leg.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Even the new user thinks this is fun...

[silent wulf]

Give me Chapman the chain gun or I'll give you a wet willy ... with a knife.

[Sam Fissure]

Give me your money and I will reconsider locking you in a closet with nothing but a Zombie Apocalypse to keep you company! And these are the old fashion zombies who aren't smart enough to HOLD a chaingun, much less SHOOT one.

[Strong Vader]

That's pretty weak. I'm just going to leave this horse head here.

[Sam Fissure]

Tied up in a closet with a zombie apocalypse? How is that weak?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Pfft. Please. Any low-caliber villain can get their hands on a zombie apocalypse these days. They're even selling them at Wal-Mart for, like, three bucks.
No, the real villains are going for Orc Apocalypses these days. And Gremlin Apocalypses aren't too shabby, either.

[Sam Fissure]

I'll lock you in a closet with... EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!

[The Wheelchair]

Pfft. Please. Any low-caliber villain can get their hands on a zombie apocalypse these days. They're even selling them at Wal-Mart for, like, three bucks.
No, the real villains are going for Orc Apocalypses these days. And Gremlin Apocalypses aren't too shabby, either.

I prefer six-foot tall, toy crazed talking dog apocalypses, personally. Though butterfly apocalypses are highly underrated.

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