Re: Avatar above you...

by It Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:01 am

We are here today to honor the death of Evil Admin Uzi-Bazooka. Villian, pyromaniac, shades-wearer, whatever you call him, he was truly, a cool, cool, guy.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:14 pm

(I want that on my tombstone.)

Pixels haven't evolved, they've just gotten bigger.

by It Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:26 pm

(I want THAT on MY tombstone!)

It's not a FIRE, it's just a buncha sparks... forming flames.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:05 am

Disco is dead, but booze NEVER goes outta style.

by It Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:08 am

Yes! We've finally done it! Holes in fire! Sure I'm burnt to a crisp, but this was worth it!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:44 am

Okay, I'm gonna shoot the next wise guy who plays "Square One" on the jukebox.

by It Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:37 am

The sad thing is, that's not even the real Uzi-Bazooka. That's Dangeresque Too from the promo site.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:47 am

Hey, they're played by the same guy. Who's to say he DOESN'T have a microchip taped to his chest?

The sad thing is, that's not even real Minecraft.

by It Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:26 am

Hey, I've openly stated that it's Roblox. Who's to say I THOUGHT it was Minecraft?

The sad thing is, that's not even real fire.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:57 am

The sad thing is, that's not even real booze.
Look at the bottles.
THEY'RE EMPTY.

by It Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:07 am

The sad thing is, those aren't even real sunglasses.
Look at his face.
THEY'RE TUMORS.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:44 pm

The sad thing is that the green screen in that picture wasn't completely edited out.

by It Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:48 pm

The sad thing is that the green screen in THAT picture WAS completely edited out.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:41 am

This Summer...

FOUR DRINKS...
THREE SQUARE GUYS...
ONE DISCO PARLOUR... (or, yes, Disco "PARLOR")

Heads WON'T roll in the epic serial-romantic-comedy-drama-documentary-spinoff from GET.STONE. Pictures:

ROBLOX...FROM HELL(blox)

by It Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:50 am

(Technically our heads are can-shaped, so yeah, they could roll)

*inserts some generic Dangeresque 4 trailer, and various references to you being on fire and silhouetted*

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:24 pm

What? You can't do that! Start doing insert-generic-crap-between-the-asterisks and it'll end with every post in the topic being
*Make fun of above user's avatar.*

by It Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:53 pm

*insert generic excuse for what I just did here*

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:29 pm

*WIT*

by It Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:33 pm

Queso?

by Falcon Paunch Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:43 pm

Ah, good ol' ZOKBPLRS (Zoomed-Out, Kinda Blurry Poorly Lit Roblox Screenshots)

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:15 am

Hello, sailor!

by Falcon Paunch Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:46 pm

He's on fiyah!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:45 am

Why is that sailor looking at me strangely. I just said "Hi"!

by It Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:33 am

Why is that no-armed silouhette wearing cool shades not looking at me at all? I just burned his house down*!

*with combustible lemons

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:51 pm

Be there or be...uh...cubical.

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