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[Uzi-Bazooka]

Has anyone read my profile?

Jobs/Hobbies: Vampire, Assassin, Chapter Book Reader

I'm sorry, but I can only die a natural death. No kill for you!

Oh, yeah? Well, I know every vampire's secret weakness...
Triple-M! Deploy the whiny, angsty teenage girls! No sparkly vampire can resist!

[Sam Fissure]

Great! I needed target practice!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I'm the one with the gun!

[Sam Fissure]

I have 3 nuclear missiles (trained on Switch's house) so watch out, definitely not Uzi-Bazooka!

[Kinda Long Hair]

I have 3 nuclear missiles (trained on Switch's house) so watch out, definitely not Uzi-Bazooka!

YOU my friend.... just bought yourself an Aunt Gertrude.

[Sam Fissure]

I haven't set them off yet. But If there's a giant nuclear explosion and Switch disappears, don't blame me.

[Kinda Long Hair]

I haven't set them off yet. But If there's a giant nuclear explosion and Switch disappears, don't blame me.

I would think you'd WANT to have the blame for that! Hail to the conquering hero!

[Falcon Paunch]

...

How do you kill vampires?

[Strong Vader]

They're surprisingly easy to kill. Garlic, stakes through the heart, bullets in the heart, cutting off the head, bullets in the brain, shall I go on? Needless to say Italy knows no vampires.

[These are my saturdays]

Favorite way to kill vampires? Sarah Michelle Gellar.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Nice, Disk. Reeeeeeeeeeeaaal nice.

[These are my saturdays]

Possibly Ash Williams.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

[The Wheelchair]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

You're making me hungry Uzi stop making me hungry.

[Strong Vader]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

[The Wheelchair]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

[Strong Vader]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

[The Wheelchair]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

[Strong Vader]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

[The Wheelchair]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

[Strong Vader]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

[These are my saturdays]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

PYRAMIDS SUCK.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

PYRAMIDS SUCK.

Multi-quote, baby. All hail the mighty pyramid of Uhzey-Bhazkha, the God of Bad Salesmanship! Bring preserved dead guys to me, that I may offer them low, low savings on needlessly tight underwears! BRING THEM!

[These are my saturdays]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

PYRAMIDS SUCK.

Multi-quote, baby. All hail the mighty pyramid of Uhzey-Bhazkha, the God of Bad Salesmanship! Bring preserved dead guys to me, that I may offer them low, low savings on needlessly tight underwears! BRING THEM!

When will we achieve warp quote?

[Strong Vader]

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

PYRAMIDS SUCK.

Multi-quote, baby. All hail the mighty pyramid of Uhzey-Bhazkha, the God of Bad Salesmanship! Bring preserved dead guys to me, that I may offer them low, low savings on needlessly tight underwears! BRING THEM!

When will we achieve warp quote?

WE'VE GONE TO PLAID!

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