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Post by Sgt. Beadsmaster Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:33 pm

AAAUUUGHHHH!!!!!!!! I just looked all through this web site! At first it was kind of funny seeing all the crazy rules and ways they depicted them with legos, but then I went to the section all about the end of the world... NOT FUNNY ONE BIT It might give me nightmares or something, ugh... I don't really know what to do now about my faith. I mean, maybe you shouldn't read this because it will make you flip. Ugh.... Just... heres the link... If you feel like you meat gods standards than read the part about the end of the world, be safe with what you read on the whole site though... it may make you feel horrible... Post what you think... ugh... it gave me the heeby jeebys!
Please try making me feel good, whatever you can do to boost my esteem because that just messed with my image of life major-ly.

here it is... if you're really worried about the end of the world than DO NOT read the part about it!!!!
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
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Post by Achenar Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:57 pm

THE WORLD ISNT GONNA END!! WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT IT?!
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Post by Kinda Long Hair Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:11 pm

Clover star dropper wrote:THE WORLD ISNT GONNA END!! WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT IT?!

(woah, comin' outta forum-cation to post here)

Yeah, the world is gonna end sonner or later. Even athiests believe that. I mean, when the sun explodes in 10 billion years, wouldnt that cause the end of Earth?
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Post by Achenar Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:02 am

movie magic man wrote:
Clover star dropper wrote:THE WORLD ISNT GONNA END!! WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT IT?!

(woah, comin' outta forum-cation to post here)

Yeah, the world is gonna end sonner or later. Even athiests believe that. I mean, when the sun explodes in 10 billion years, wouldnt that cause the end of Earth?
I meant: Not in 2012 it wont.
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:47 am

Sgt. Beadsmaster wrote:AAAUUUGHHHH!!!!!!!! I just looked all through this web site! At first it was kind of funny seeing all the crazy rules and ways they depicted them with legos, but then I went to the section all about the end of the world... NOT FUNNY ONE BIT It might give me nightmares or something, ugh... I don't really know what to do now about my faith. I mean, maybe you shouldn't read this because it will make you flip. Ugh.... Just... heres the link... If you feel like you meat gods standards than read the part about the end of the world, be safe with what you read on the whole site though... it may make you feel horrible... Post what you think... ugh... it gave me the heeby jeebys!
Please try making me feel good, whatever you can do to boost my esteem because that just messed with my image of life major-ly.

Well, Beadsy, I don't know why your self esteem is down. I mean, maybe I'm looking at this at a Jewish perspective, but I just don't understand why you're all sad just because that site says the world is going to end in terrible ways.
HHOWEVER: I will tell you one thing:
WHEN IN DOUBT, GO TO THE TEXT!
Don't trust "The Brick Testament"...read your Bible!
For example, there was one part on that site where it showed heads being chopped off and stomped on. But if you actually read the text, it says:
"The one seated on the cloud swung his sickle over the earth, and the earth was harvested. Another angel came out of the temple in heaven, and he too had a sharp sickle. And another angel shouted to the angel with the sharp sickle, 'Use your sharp sickle and gather the clusters of grapes from the vines of the earth, because its grapes are ripe!' So the angel swung his sickle on the earth, gathering its grapes. And he threw them into the great wine press of God's wrath. They stomped on the wine press outside the city. And blood poured out of the press...It rose as high as a horse’s bridle for a distance of 184 miles."
Well, if you think about it, instead of chopping heads off, maybe he's talking about ACTUAL GRAPES. The line to "blood" may be a reference to the fact that in Hebrew (the Bible's original language) the word for "wine" LITERALLY MEANS, "blood of grapes." So maybe he's talking about wine!
But, really, nobody knows what the end of the world will be like, and while somebody may have the right answer out there,
SOME NO-BUDGET LEGO-THEMED WEBSITE HAS ABOUT AS GOOD A GUESS AS A FART IN A BOTTLE.
Okay? Read that again.
SOME NO-BUDGET LEGO-THEMED WEBSITE HAS ABOUT AS GOOD A GUESS AS A FART IN A BOTTLE!!
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Post by Sgt. Beadsmaster Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:42 pm

For the past hour or so I've been researching all about this subject. One thing that always has me wondering is if god is able to use technology to do all the things he does, I mean, it would make sense right? It could pretty much explain all of the stuff there is. And to add on to that I was looking around and found a site that had a guy that was the author of a book, something like "What if god is an alien". I've been pretty lenient on this whole thing so I clicked and read. It makes sense, but I have no way to know if its real. Thats just the problem though, because we know nothing about life, I mean, its just something that we don't have an explanation too, like a good example would be describing hearing, we can't really... whatever, I'll research more later......
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Post by Kinda Long Hair Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:08 pm

Sgt. Beadsmaster wrote:"What if god is an alien".

Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created [man]; male and female he created them.
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Post by Sam Fissure Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:20 am

So...
If:
God=alien
Then:
We=aliens
but:
We/=/aliens
so:
God/=/alien
right?
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Post by Kinda Long Hair Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:30 am

Espemon333 wrote:So...
If:
God=alien
Then:
We=aliens
but:
We/=/aliens
so:
God/=/alien
right?

Pretty much (I'm guessing the /=/ means "not")
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Post by Sam Fissure Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:55 pm

It means 'is not equal to'
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Post by Christhulhu Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:47 pm

here it is... if you're really worried about the end of the world than DO NOT read the part about it!!!!
http://www.thebricktestament.com/

This was hilarious!
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Post by MichaelXX2 Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:22 pm

God is much of an alien as Twilight was an awesome book. He created us in his own image. And what classifies an alien, an extra-terrestrial? No. No no no.

And by the way THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END IN 2012, END OF STORY. Y2K was a load of crap and this will be too.
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