Re: We Got Our Own Chatroom!

[Sam Fissure]

Is it just me or has this new theme driven you all insane?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

No, my point is that we were insane before the new theme. We haven't been driven anything. We just are.
You clearly missed the whole point of the joke.

[Sam Fissure]

Not quite THIS insane. I can barely make sense out of Disk anymore.

[These are my saturdays]

That's the point, right? I had this discussion with Wheelie yesterday.
I hope he's still wearing that sticky note.
IF HE DOESN'T GET ONE MORE JOKE HE'LL BE PICKING COOKIES OUT OF HIS FACE FOR WEEKS.

[The Wheelchair]

That's the point, right? I had this discussion with Wheelie yesterday.
I hope he's still wearing that sticky note.
IF HE DOESN'T GET ONE MORE JOKE HE'LL BE PICKING COOKIES OUT OF HIS FACE FOR WEEKS.

Must.. keep track.. of every... joke.

[Sam Fissure]

What?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Tee-hee! And now Espe sounds like Sgt. Beadsmaster!

[Sam Fissure]

Every blink, the Harmless Companion Cube is one blink closer.

[These are my saturdays]

I've probably killed eighty guys with the Companion Cube. If you put thrusters in a tube you can just launch it like a rocket. I does double the damage of the standard cube.
IT'S NOT HARMLESS AT ALL.

[Strong Vader]

THAT IS TO SAY NOT A PROPER GENTLEMAN IN THE LEAST.

[These are my saturdays]

I just realized that both of the chatbox friends I made for myself were banned in about a day by Uzi. Well it's their fault really. For being jerks.


Maybe if I make a friend with a JORB I can get away with it.
No promises on not being a jerk though, I'm bad at programming AI.

EDIT: Hey does anyone remember the original (Read: non existent) chatbox bots? Rimmer, Holly, and Dave? They are very much due for a comeback. IN ALT ACCOUNT FORM.
Also jobs.

Um.

Rimmer: Second Assistant Chatbox Technician
Dave:Third Assistant Chatbox Technician
Holly: Ship's AI.

Wait a tick.
If the jobs on this forum go as follows:
(Inaccurate, Rough, Forum Hierarchy)
Strong Vader: Nezerpidilian Hive Mind Of Chaos, Ambassador, Movie Science Man, Tuesday Tech Geek
Movie Magic Man: Honorary Buckaroo, Make Movie Magnate, Widow, Aristotle's Apprentice
Uzi-Bazooka: Not the police, Captain MS-Paint, Shades Master, Toad Swaggler
The Wheelchair: Flashcat, Fanstuff Extraordinaire, Dead Shuffle, Green Torso
Mr.Diskette: Forger of RT, Village Clown Jester fool Harlequin, Doesn't Hate Irony, Hairy Thunder
Silent Wulf: Lurker of Doom, Has-Better-Stuff-To-Do Guy, Sweet Hat, Cosmic Muffin.
Espemon333: Resident Peanut Gallery, Statler and Waldorf, Self Proclamied "Failmonger," Good Chef (Most Likely)
Beads: Praise Dumper, The Impressionable One, Confused Dude, Owns A Sweatshirt Named "Donald"
Snap: Legendary Slayer, Doesn't Do To Much Else, Turntech Godhead???, Owns A Laptop I Named "Sticky"
Gordon: Last Name Isn't "Freeman," Is Content With Just Playing Those Two Games, Total Donut Guy, Laser Gun Salesman
Clover Star Dropper: Infamous, Perfect Attendance Award, Matrix Matador, Steampunk Skeleton
Welcome Wagon Bot: Truly Useful bot
Pizzaburger Wagon Bot/Guardian Bot: Uzi's Vigilante Persona, Jerk With A Heart Of Gold, Probably Owns A Sweet Hammer.
Ghostbuster: Fought Some Ghosts, Owns Sweet Gear, Killed Zalgo???
Kevin Flynn: A diskRED SPY, IN BASE
The Rest: Real People
carcinoGeneticist: Total Jerk, Red Spy, Lasted Way Too Long WORKDOG FOR MY ENJOYMENT
gallowsCallibrator: Lasted The Least Time On Forum Record, Talks in Partial Leet, Told CG To Stop Being A Jerk, Also A Jerk
Forum Ghost: Was Busted, Helped Reenact A Movie, Wasn't Quite A Jerk.
Holly: Ship's Computer
Rimmer:Second Assistant Chatbox Technician
Dave: Third Assistant Chatbox Technician



It appears Dave (Lister) is the lowest ranking crewmember aboard the FDS SBTF.

[Strong Vader]

I'm still alive!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Uzi-Bazooka: Not the police, Captain MS-Paint, Shades Master, Toad Swaggler
Pizzaburger Wagon Bot/Guardian Bot: Uzi's Vigilante Persona, Jerk With A Heart Of Gold, Probably Owns A Sweet Hammer.

THAT. WAS. THE BEST THING. EVER.
The whole thing was awesome, I just quoted the two that applied to me.

[These are my saturdays]

Poor Lister. Stuck at the bottom.


Also, updated the list to add the Ghostbuster and the Ghost.

[The Wheelchair]

The Wheelchair: Flashcat, Fanstuff Extraordinaire, Dead Shuffle, Green Torso

Green Torso?

[These are my saturdays]

The Wheelchair: Flashcat, Fanstuff Extraordinaire, Dead Shuffle, Green Torso

Green Torso?

I was really tired when I made this. If you notice all of the last jobs make absolutely no sense.
Toad Swaggler. What even is even that?

[The Wheelchair]

The Wheelchair: Flashcat, Fanstuff Extraordinaire, Dead Shuffle, Green Torso

Green Torso?

I was really tired when I made this. If you notice all of the last jobs make absolutely no sense.
Toad Swaggler. What even is even that?

That leads to my next question: Flashcat?

[These are my saturdays]

The Wheelchair: Flashcat, Fanstuff Extraordinaire, Dead Shuffle, Green Torso

Green Torso?

I was really tired when I made this. If you notice all of the last jobs make absolutely no sense.
Toad Swaggler. What even is even that?

That leads to my next question: Flashcat?

Gankro

[Strong Vader]

[These are my saturdays]

[Strong Vader]

FLASHCAT

[These are my saturdays]

Hey two guys that are stalking around out there not in the chatbox. This place is getting cold.

[These are my saturdays]

Okay the chatbox is officially mine now forever only cool guys allowed but you guys don't come on anyway.

NOW CALLED THE DISKBOX.

TRESPASSERS WILL BE KICKED ON SIGHT

[These are my saturdays]

Guys I am alswaays always the only one on the chatbox. You guyssss are jerks.

[These are my saturdays]

i guess it is really more of a zombiebox by this point

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