Re: HURTZ AND HEELZ #3- Best Greek/Roman Mythology God(ess)

by **Kinda Long Hair** Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:21 pm

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[90] Artemis
[30] Athena ---
[65] Demeter
[95] Dionysus +++
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[85] Poseidon

Dionysus was mentioned in a RUSH song. He has to survive!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:21 am

Whatever the Gordon Crap's Calling Himself Now wrote:You always have to murder the person I want to win, don't you?

That is how the game works, yes. This is sort of like if we were playing Pac-Man, and you asked, "You always have to eat the little pellets, don't you?", and I said, "Yes."

Miracle Mirage Master wrote:Dionysus was mentioned in a RUSH song. He has to survive!

Really?
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[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[95] Artemis +++
[40] Athena
[65] Demeter
[80] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[85] Poseidon

by Falcon Paunch Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:56 am

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[95] Artemis
[35] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[70] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[85] Poseidon

by **Kinda Long Hair** Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:04 am

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:
Miracle Mirage Master wrote:Dionysus was mentioned in a RUSH song. He has to survive!

Really?
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[95] Artemis +++
[80] Dionysus ---

MoThErFu**InG bLaSpHeMy MoThErFu**Er

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[95] Artemis
[25] Athena ---
[65] Demeter
[75] Dionysus +++
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[85] Poseidon

by It Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:56 pm

Dan it! Everyone's gunning for Athena.

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[85] Artemis ---
[30] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[75] Dionysus
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[85] Poseidon

That is how the game works, yes. This is sort of like if we were playing Pac-Man, and you asked, "You always have to eat the little pellets, don't you?", and I said, "Yes."

Not exactly. It's more about healing someone you like, and then hurting someone you hate. Me, I don't really hate any of them, so I just hurt whoever's in first.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:42 am

You are mistaken. This game is about WINNING. VICTORY. HONOR AND CRAP.

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[85] Artemis
[40] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[65] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[85] Poseidon

by It Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:35 am

You may be half-right...

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[85] Artemis
[45] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[65] Dionysus
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[80] Poseidon ---

by **Kinda Long Hair** Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:06 am

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[85] Artemis
[35] Athena ---
[65] Demeter
[70] Dionysus +++
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[80] Poseidon

by It Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:35 am

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis ---
[40] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[70] Dionysus
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[80] Poseidon

by Falcon Paunch Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:14 pm

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[45] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[60] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[80] Poseidon

Dionysus is, what, god of wine? We've got gods over the sun, the sky, the ocean, the moon, and wine.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:48 pm

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[45] Athena
[65] Demeter
[50] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[85] Poseidon +++

God of wine, nothing. The Greeks had gods for, and these aren't made up:
-having to go to the bathroom (Corus)
-idleness, laziness, indolence and sloth (Aergia)
-"all night festivities" (Pannychis)*
-five spirits whose only job was to plague potters (people who made pots, not boy wizards): Syntribos, Smaragos, Asbestos, Sabaktes, and Omodamos.**
-and the Daiaides, the 49(!) daughters of Dionysus who murdered their husbands and were condemned to an eternity of carrying water in leaky jugs.***

They also had at least two gods for the morning dew. 'Cause, y'know. It's such a big job that one god can't handle it.

*=Woo-hoo!
**=AKA "The Five Total Dickbags. Like, seriously."
***=A fairly lenient punishment, this was the O.J. Simpson trial of Ancient Greece
(None of the above is true.)

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:54 am

[80] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[45] Athena
[65] Demeter
[40] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[90] Poseidon +++

by It Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:32 am

[70] Apollo ---
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[50] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[40] Dionysus
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[90] Poseidon

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:26 am

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[50] Athena
[65] Demeter
[30] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[80] Hera
[95] Poseidon +++

by It Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:09 am

70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[55] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[30] Dionysus
[75] Hephaestus
[70] Hera ---
[95] Poseidon

by Falcon Paunch Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:04 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:
God of wine, nothing. The Greeks had gods for, and these aren't made up:
-having to go to the bathroom (Corus)
-idleness, laziness, indolence and sloth (Aergia)
-"all night festivities" (Pannychis)*
-five spirits whose only job was to plague potters (people who made pots, not boy wizards): Syntribos, Smaragos, Asbestos, Sabaktes, and Omodamos.**
-and the Daiaides, the 49(!) daughters of Dionysus who murdered their husbands and were condemned to an eternity of carrying water in leaky jugs.***

They also had at least two gods for the morning dew. 'Cause, y'know. It's such a big job that one god can't handle it.

*=Woo-hoo!
**=AKA "The Five Total Dickbags. Like, seriously."
***=A fairly lenient punishment, this was the O.J. Simpson trial of Ancient Greece
(None of the above is true.)

Jaw. Has. Just. Hit. Floor. Must. Insert. Period. After. Every. Word.

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[60] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[30] Dionysus
[75] Hephaestus
[60] Hera ---
[95] Poseidon

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:48 pm

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[60] Athena
[65] Demeter
[20] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[60] Hera
[100] Poseidon +++

by It Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:57 pm

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[65] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[20] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[60] Hera
[100] Poseidon

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:00 am

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[65] Athena
[65] Demeter
[10] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[60] Hera
[105] Poseidon +++

by Falcon Paunch Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:21 am

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[70] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[0] Dionysus ---
[75] Hephaestus
[60] Hera
[105] Poseidon

"FORUM GAME'D!" "OW! My divinity!"

by It Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:01 am

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[75] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[75] Hephaestus
[55] Hera ---
[105] Poseidon

'Bout freakin' time Dionysus died.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:11 pm

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[75] Athena
[65] Demeter
[65] Hephaestus ---
[55] Hera
[110] Poseidon +++

The next Hurt b/w Heal should be all of those aforementioned terrible gods. That'd be AWESOMEish!

by It Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:48 pm

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[80] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[65] Hephaestus ---
[55] Hera
[110] Poseidon

Maybe we could do a "return of the dead" and bring back all the losers from the first two H&Hs, as well as this one. It'd take a long time to finish, but who gives a junk?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:36 am

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[70] Athena ---
[65] Demeter
[65] Hephaestus
[55] Hera
[115] Poseidon +++

by Falcon Paunch Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:44 am

[70] Apollo
[75] Ares
[75] Artemis
[75] Athena +++
[65] Demeter
[65] Hephaestus
[45] Hera ---
[115] Poseidon

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