A Decemberween Mackerel (NEW H*R TOON!!!)

[Uzi-Bazooka]

IT'S TRUE! AT LAST!
A brand new Homestar Runner toon!
...
I don't even hardly remember what the topics for these are supposed to look like!

EDIT LATER:
Oh, yes. There's a poll. I thought that sounded familiar.
Anyway, it's true. The Bros. Chaps finally decided to come down off their high horse and make us a new Decemberween toon, which truly is...
A Decemberween Mackerel!
In case you somehow missed this, I'll put what I thought of it in a Spoila!
(Oh, and because somebody's gonna ask, the second quote on the poll comes from the official FeedBurner page.)

Spoiler:

In short, I loved it. A lot. Easy 5/5, and hoping for another update next week!

[Kinda Long Hair]

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Yes!

Other than that, it was grood

5/5

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I just realized...I managed to misspell "mackerel" every time I wrote it. Well, now I've changed it everywhere but on the Facebook page.

[Falcon Paunch]

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INSTA 5/5

You're disugsting. barf.

And I think I saw Homeschool Winner waiting in line. And why is it so big?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

We don't know why it's big; but they probably wanted to come back with a "bang", as it were.
And, yes, as the Wiki will gladly tell you, that WAS Homeschool Winner in line. There were several other cameos, all of which I'm too lazy to list.

[The Wheelchair]

Yesterday was total crap. Sure, I had the day off school on account of all this snow, but my computer's monitor died, leaving me computerless except on the rare occasions when I can use the family computer (such as right now).

But y'know what made it less crappy? Randomly deciding to check the HRwiki on said family computer, and seeing that there was actually a Decemberween toon. And y'know what made it even less crappy? Seeing how freakin' awesome the toon is.

I just had the biggest smile on my face the whole time I was watching it. All of the jokes hit, all of the characters shined, and it was absolutely all that I could have hoped for for the return of H*R.
And I don't know if it's just because I haven't seen a new toon in ages, but did anyone else feel like this just had a real level of polish to it that no toon has had before? The higher sound quality, the larger size, the length, it really felt like the Bros. Chaps said "Y'know what, if we're gonna make this thing, let's make it amazing."

Therefore, I give it a 5/5, and I reaaaally hope that TBC keep with the updates. If they stay at the same quality as this, it could very well be a Homestar Renaissance of sorts.

"Hot Pooey: Oh dear god, what have we done?"

[Falcon Paunch]

I also really liked "Homestar's starting 4th grade. Doesn't time fly by fast?"

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Spoiler:

(Although I'm quoting your whole post, Wheelson, I'm putting it in a spoiler so it doesn't take up a huge amount of space.)
I know! It was similar for me too: I had a really crappy day yesterday for various reasons. When I came home, I opened the Internet to do something; I can't even remember what. However, I have the RSS Feed hooked to my iGoogle homepage, so I saw that they made a new toon.

And just like that, my whole day turned around. When I went onto the Facebook page to post the good news, a little message popped up. My best friend, who moved away last summer without leaving a forwarding address or anything, was chatting with me, and I got to talk to him for the first time in months. And with the new toon, it was like all of my best friends had come back to me!

In short, it truly was a Decemberween Mackeral!

Also, it DID seem like they put a little extra effort into it. And it's great-I've been watching old Homestar toons on the Wii as of late, but they're all way smalelr than the TV screen. But if they keep making them like this...

I also really liked "Homestar's starting 4th grade. Doesn't time fly by fast?"

Yeah, that was great. I also liked the really long line at Bubs'. "Three miles or eighteen days...whichever comes first!" Until I saw the Wiki, I didn't even realize that New Year's is in 18 days.

[Kinda Long Hair]

"Senor Cardgade won first place in sports and was selected to be terminally ill"

Such classics!

[Strong Vader]

I have returned!

The new toon drew me in. Pretty awesome, I'd say.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

It's about time! I almost thought you had abandoned your nerd lifestyle for good!
...almost.

[The Wheelchair]

I thought nerdiness was like.. his lifesource. I'm pretty sure he'd die if he gave it up.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Only one way to find out!

[The Wheelchair]

Only one way to find out!

We'll kidnap him and throw him into the middle of a football field! I'll just throw this limited edition Jabba the Hutt figurine in the middle of this bear trap....

[Strong Vader]

It'll be the perfect way to test my Jabba-The-Hutt-figurine-attracting-machine!

[The Wheelchair]

Dangit! I should have known he'd have a machine for that! I mean, he's a nerd!

[Strong Vader]

I prefer "geek". You make me sound like an Inglourious Mathnerd.

[The Wheelchair]

Naw, geek implies that you're on the same level as me. And sadly, when it comes to terms for this, "geek" and "Inglorious Mathnerd" are the only two to choose from.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I prefer "geek". You make me sound like an Inglourious Mathnerd.

Notice I only said nerd once, then took it back.

Naw, geek implies that you're on the same level as me. And sadly, when it comes to terms for this, "geek" and "Inglorious Mathnerd" are the only two to choose from.

You aren't even CLOSE to a Geek. Heck, reading the captions on Star Wars over and over was how I learned to read!

[The Wheelchair]

Naw, geek implies that you're on the same level as me. And sadly, when it comes to terms for this, "geek" and "Inglorious Mathnerd" are the only two to choose from.

You aren't even CLOSE to a Geek. Heck, reading the captions on Star Wars over and over was how I learned to read!

So what does that make me then, regular Greg? CUZ I AM NOT REGULAR GREG.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I kind of see you as a sort of balance to the forum. Whereas Falcon Paunch is a Straight Man (b/w "Wo") by choice, you're more of a straight man by necessity. While at times you're as nutty as the rest of us, you occasionally just have to step back and say "Okay, this is just messed up." In other words, you are like a blossoming ray of-
Oh, screw it, you're regular Greg. Or maybe Extended Universe What's Her Face.

[The Wheelchair]

Fine. I'll just go back to my perfect little white painted house on Straight Man Ave., and walk through my little white picket fence, and watch the local news as I eat a little TV dinner!
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, BAZOOKA.

[Strong Vader]

well I do take AP Calculus if I do say so myself

[The Wheelchair]

Besides, I'd rather be Regular Greg than Dementia Greg like Disk.

[Strong Vader]

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