Re: This is a perfectly funny [CHAT] and it contains many incredibly funny [CHAT]s!

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:33 am

interrobang

by It Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:55 am

That squiggly line above the tab key.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:22 am

it's called a 'tilde'

by It Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:24 am

Okay, then. While we're talking about that, what's that thing when you just press the button without holding shift? This thing: `

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:46 am

It`s a different kind of apostrophe. Or an accent grave without a letter under it.

by It Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:49 am

Alright then. Now what about this thing: |

I mean, when you type it it's a straight line, but on a keyboard it's two lines. What's the deal with that?

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:28 am

My keyboard shows it as a straight line. I believe it is called "a straight line".

by It Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:32 am

Okay, then maybe my keyboard is bloke. Oh, and the first Austin Powers movie is on FX right now.

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:39 am

Todayborday is a Labor Day!

And none of my plans for the big celebrache worked out.

So...everybody, be awesome! Somehow!

by It Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:59 am

Celebrache? Does your celeb hurt?

by **Kinda Long Hair** Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:02 pm

We should do a labor daybor in november type thing

by It Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:58 pm

Yes. That could work.

by **These are my saturdays** Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:51 am

I had work on labor day. Take that established holidays.

Spoiler:

by **Uzi-Bazooka** Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:45 am

Labor day: a government-required day-off for EVERYBODY!!

Except you, everyone in the food service industry. Peoples want to celebrate at restaurants, and do you think that food's gonna cook itself?

And you, nearly everyone who works at a store. People want to go shopping now, and do you think that crap's gonna...um...get taken up to the cash register and scanned by itself?

Speaking of which, I actually looked at one of the cash registers at Target (which is pronounced TARR-GETT, not Tar-jeay, unless you're the biggest douche who ever douched his douchey way through doucheland, douchstantinople), and after the guy was scanning our stuff, it said, "your score, 93% G, good. Your last five scores: G G G G G."

Thus, I have determined that working at TarGET is basically just playing a video game with motion-laser controls and real-world 3D elements all day.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

by It Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:41 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Labor day: a government-required day-off for EVERYBODY!!

Except you, everyone in the food service industry. Peoples want to celebrate at restaurants, and do you think that food's gonna cook itself?

And you, nearly everyone who works at a store. People want to go shopping now, and do you think that crap's gonna...um...get taken up to the cash register and scanned by itself?

Speaking of which, I actually looked at one of the cash registers at Target (which is pronounced TARR-GETT, not Tar-jeay, unless you're the biggest douche who ever douched his douchey way through doucheland, douchstantinople), and after the guy was scanning our stuff, it said, "your score, 93% G, good. Your last five scores: G G G G G."

Thus, I have determined that working at TarGET is basically just playing a video game with motion-laser controls and real-world 3D elements all day.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

I love this forum.

by **These are my saturdays** Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:21 pm

tarjeay is an absolutely superior form of pronunciation.

Spoiler:

by **Strong Vader** Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:40 pm

let the hate flow through you

strike me down

and claim your refund

thank you have a nice day

by **These are my saturdays** Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:06 am

Happy Birthday Drexlore, Please come back.

We miss you.

by **Kinda Long Hair** Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:28 pm

http://redneckstories.blogspot.com/

just a little thing im doin in my spare time...

by Falcon Paunch Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:42 am

cashMoney wrote:http://redneckstories.blogspot.com/

just a little thing im doin in my spare time...

I like to pretend those are all true stories.

Anyways, our family's having a cookout. With how the sky's looking, I hope it won't turn into a cook-in.

by It Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:42 am

How ironic. I was just at a rodeo yesterday and my dad was texting me redneck jokes the whole time.

by **Strong Vader** Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:50 am

that's not actually irony

by It Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:13 pm

Um...Er... *steals your lungs* What a Face

by **Kinda Long Hair** Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:12 pm

9/11 - first vivid memory from my childhood. Pretty much, that day was terrible and sucked.

by It Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:56 pm

The day my dad lost his van. He had to drive up to New York that day, pretty close to the trade center. Part of the first tower fell on his truck. He was in a store at the time, though. Had to pay a taxi driver a fortune to get home (about three states worth of driving). Since I was 5 when it happened, I was just excited to see my dad's truck on TV (for a short time).

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