Coming Soon

[Kinda Long Hair]

So like, I'll put up the trailer for next week's movie here, and occasionally put a schedule. And a one and a two and a three
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AUGUST 6, 2010: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN (R)
Rated R for intense prolonged realistically graphic sequences of war violence, and for language

[Kinda Long Hair]

[These are my saturdays]

Dear god 2001???


What will it be in thirty parts?

[Kinda Long Hair]

Dear god 2001???


What will it be in thirty parts?

No, 13. Thatys three less than Private Ryan. (Please note, these will be on time. I hve the youtube files with the [youtube] [/youtube] in a text document. I have August finished)

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Coming now: Correct Spelling of the word "Coming."
And, um...does anyone actually watch these things? Just curious?

[Sam Fissure]

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Don't look at me! I've only uploaded one virus! And Pizzaburger Wagon got deleted a long time ago!

[Barty Anderson]

Hah Malware.

My mac scoffs at ye.

[Strong Vader]

Hah Malware.

My mac scoffs at ye.

My Ubuntu farts in your general direction.

[Barty Anderson]

one up war 2 computer edition is go

[Uzi-Bazooka]

My Windows 7 builds an impenetrable wall of pop-up messages, programs, and general "Are-you-sure-about-this"es to defend...you. Stupid, stupid Windows!

[Strong Vader]

My Windows has a 1600 x 900 resolution. And a 17-inch screen. IN HD!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

My computer has all three episodes of Doom, the fourth expansion episode of Doom, Doom II, Doom 3, zDoom, Action Doom, Hell Revealed 2, Skulltag, and I tried to install the Doom 3 expansion pack, but it didn't work for some reason.

EDIT: Also Doom Connector. Can't forget Doom Connector.

[Strong Vader]

All five Homestuck Albums, Drawing Dead, and Alternia. Also it has a 2.14 GHz i3 processor, 3M cache.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Oh, yeah? Well, mine has AMD Athlon X2 4050e Processor, NVIDIA GeForce 6150SE Integrated, 320 GB Hard Drive, 3 GB DDR2 Memory, and more things with capital letters and numbers in them!

[Kinda Long Hair]

I have Mountain Dew. Your argument has been made irrelevant.

[These are my saturdays]

Mountain Dew tastes like radioactive dog backwash secreted from old towels from a homeless shelter found in the sewers.

[Sam Fissure]

[These are my saturdays]

Also my computer is the monolith from 2001 with a keyboard plugged in. it projects the monitor onto blank white walls an has the Mona Lisa duct taped to it for good measure. The remains of the Space shuttle Columbia incase it and it has a cooling system made of Bob Ross' blood. It is an excellent mucisian, mentored Merlin in sorcery, knows how to breakdance, has a devo hat, eats puppies, has parts of the original Josh glued to it, is technically made out o the entire moon of Phobos, can outwit Deep Thought, contains several miniature universes, has a built in concert stage featuring the robot Beach Boys and the beastie boys, runs on oxygen and produces oxygen with a Minty scent, has a murder circuit made of Jack the Rippers brain, has a weather manipulator, a secondary standard 49 inch monitor, seventeen secondary monitors, twenty tertiary monitors, an Italian bistro, John Wilkes Booth, a inhouse full size replica of the inside and outside of the Titanic, Garry Kasparov, A crew of 6790 men all of which were Born On Board, time distorting capabilities, a accurate as possible recreation of Arlen Texas, It is rich, comes with 8000 butlers of varyin degrees of hight an girth, a small rodent problem, xenomorph habitat, RPGs, PHASE PLASMA BALL BUSTERS, nukes, knives, sharp sticks, dairy farm, beef farm, bacon tree grove, the Atlantic ocean, sealab, the musical stylings of Frank Sinatra, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, Optimus Prime is the first mate, every game ever made (video card board and arena,) Jet fighter flight test room, 569 wine cellars, 1 crate of fine Canadian whisky, Canada, The Sattelite of Love, The Heart of Gold, the fire power of the Imperial Fleet, the Galactic senate, the United Federation of Planets, three PS3s, the pacific ocean, the Atlantic ocean again but this time it's all gold bouillon, 65 square miles of red jello, a cane, The Horse Races, a cricket stadium, lots of sofas, green plastic bow ties, a full wardrobe of ironic hipster fedoras, military jackets, obscure 90's culture T-Shirts
and pants. 78997 office chairs, 10000 green jumpsuits, Jimi Hendrix and his sea horse "mittens," Cthulhu (dudes actually pretty chill,) 1200 kitchens, a french resturant, 10000000 Bit graphics card, and an near infinite number of RAM.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You win.

[These are my saturdays]

Excuse the numerous spelling errors. This was done an a detestable iPhone keyboard.

Good grammer is for chimps.

[Strong Vader]

I have a Toblerone.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

[Strong Vader]

Ew.

[These are my saturdays]

I knew a guy named Richard Rider.

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