Re: New Here? introduce yourself!

[Welcome Wagon [bot]]

What's wrong with him???

He's an actual real new user!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Well, if that doesn't suggest there's something wrong with the guy, I don't know what does!

[Guest]

Hi, Raccoon Timmy! Welclome to our forum. You may think the people here are all weirdjobs and that the Admins don't give a crap about anything but forwarding their own personal power. Well, that's true! You should have seen how much Wheelchair whined before he got his Adminship! Like a little girl being fried by nuclear telescope.

Hi, I'm Pizzaburger Wagon [bot]. What you saw up there is my good twin brother, Welcome Wagon [bot]. That guy is dumb. Like, for reals. Don't believe a word he says. Especially any words like "love" or "peace" or "harmony." That's just messed up, man. I'm the leader of the local revolution.
JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY.

[Kinda Long Hair]

IGNORE EVERYTHING PIZZA SAYS.

It usually has no sense, or invovles hacking my account. (yes this has happened. I think it leanred it's lesson, though)

[Sam Fissure]

It's still alive, so YOU haven't learned YOUR lesson!

[The Wheelchair]

Well, that's true! You should have seen how much Wheelchair whined before he got his Adminship! Like a little girl being fried by nuclear telescope.

I did not whine! I just hinted at it here and there! Then casually asked SV if I was anywhere close to being admin'd. You'll back me up, right, SV?

[Strong Vader]

That's right. I totally dedicated that plant to him so hard it wasn't even funny.

[These are my saturdays]

hello, i am making a wacky post. this post is so wacky, this topic wont contain the pent up wackiness. can you feel the wacky? i can FEEL the wacky. feel it yet? well if you dont you'll be feeling the wacky soon. mississippi couldn't contain the pent up wacky about to be on display. wacky wacky wacky wacky wackywackywackywackywikkiwikkiwikkiwikkiwackawackawackawackedywwoooooowackwackwackwack. that wasnt even the wacky part. oh no you guys are pretty much stuck in my ditch of wackiness you will never escape the web of wacky wackiness i have spawned here. there WILL be a wacky effect from reading this post. you will be have been contaminated with WACKY BACKGROUND RADIATION. youll be walking down the road one of these days and then BAMF your wackiest organ (incidentally your spleen and/or appendix if youstill have one) will begin banging out wacky grooves which are sent to your brain. then your brain goes wow what a jig and starts making you do wacky shlike dance with your hands in your socks or taping a die to your hand and govern how many steps you take by what the number on the die is. the wacky possibilities are endless and wacky. so wacky the wacky police will have to bust your door down and go medieval on your aswhile you wonder how shgot so wacky all of the sudden. like why did it. but you will then remember this wacky post as your skull gets crushed in. so wacky.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Well, well, well. If our own personal lunatic hasn't escaped the Uzi-Bazooka Foundation for Various Cruelties (now doubling as a prison center!) How many times do we have to tell you: the parathyroid is the wackiest organ! The parathyroid, man! What's this "spleen" crap? Looks like you're going back to jail until you learn your anatmony, partner!

[These are my saturdays]

I wrote this at 4:00 in the morning on an Amazon Kindle on a dare put forth by myself. I also did it with my eyes closed. Also the wackiest organ is really the larynx. It has such a wacky name.

[Falcon Paunch]

(copy-pasted from HRWiki Forum, irrelevant stuff edited out)

Howdy, I'm Falcon Paunch, but you can just call me Power Pie (my name o the HRwiki and HRW forum). I really don't wanna share my age *creepy internet people groan*. However, I can tell you that I discovered H*R in Mid-October '09 *everyone gasps*....... and I'm like, TOTALLY OBSESSED with it. It seems like not a thought crosses my mind that isn't related to homestawwunnew.net homestarrunner.com. My favorite characters are Pom Pom, Pan Pan, Strong Sad, and the Thnikkaman. (And Homeschool Winner for some reason, if unused ones count.)


I discovered H*R because somebody on a forum started a poll entiteled "Have you ever sent an email to Strong Bad" and included a link to HRWiki's Strong Bad article. I didn't bother checking out the site until a few days later when I was home alone, because I didn't know how my parents would respond to me visiting a site without their permission, so I would only watch it alone for about a month.

Aaaaand yeah.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Would ya look at that. An actual new user that isnt a non-working bot or Jigsaw wannabee! Welcome to teh forum!

[Strong Vader]

Welcome to the Strong Badia the Free forums, where we guarantee you will lose your sanity. Assuming you had any, of course.

[The Wheelchair]

Welcome to the forum, Power Pie. (Can I just call you Double P, or Power, or Pie?) Anyway, I'm the Wheelchair (commonly known as Wheelie). Me, Uzi, Strong Vader (Tiddlywinks), and Moviem'n make up the admin team 'round these parts. I'm the relatively sane admin, Uzi's the evil admin (but he's really a teddy bear on the inside), SV's the founder, and Movie is just kinda there. Enjoy your stay on the forum!

Oh, and don't mind Jackstraw/Disk, he's always been that way.

[These are my saturdays]

One more thing, new guy: Since HR is kind of on a colossal hiatus, we mostly keep all discussion to the Off-Topic subforum. Or at least I do.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Movie is just kinda there.

Ahem. I co-founded this place, Im the only one that ever does any work, I made up (half) of the friggen name for cryin out loud!!!

What would this place be without me? (well, for one, there wouldn't be this: )

Real admin ranks: SV: Lazy Admin
Uzi: Evil Admin
Wheel: Fanstuff extrodinaire
Movi: Non-lazy admin

[Strong Vader]

No. The real admin ranks are secret. So let me blurt them out.

SV: Founder. Lazy Admin. Grand Admiral of the Imperial Fleet
MMM: Co-founder. Vice-Admiral. Non-lazy admin. Sweet Bro.
Uzi: Commodore (64). Evil Admin.
Wheelie: Junior Executive. Blue Laser Commander. Red October.

[Falcon Paunch]

Thanks, juys.

[The Wheelchair]

Wheelie: Junior Executive. Blue Laser Commander. Red October.

I really should work on Blemail 15, shouldn't I?

[Strong Vader]

HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE HEY

[Kinda Long Hair]

YEAH YEAH LISTEN TO HIM

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Thanks, juys.

Have you had the heck confused out of you yet? Frankly, we're somewhat desperate for new users, so you're a gift from...well, something. A gift from our mother-in-law maybe.
Oh, and hey! Want to know why we're so desperate for new users, why we're so nuts, and what those ranks were about? Check out the History of our forum, chronicled by yours truly.

[These are my saturdays]

Desperate for new users? I'd say we're tight knit enough that we don't need new users. Besides, most OF our new users run here to discuss merry old Homestar Runner and find that the Hiatus affects HR discussion here, too.

[Falcon Paunch]

Wheelie: Junior Executive. Blue Laser Commander. Red October.

I really should work on Blemail 15, shouldn't I?

YEAH MAN DO IT MAN DO IT

[These are my saturdays]

Well Wheels Mc Geelz, you really can take as long as a hiatus as you want. Seriously, its fanfiction. In fact, for ironic purposes, you should start re updating in 10 years long after HR is gone. Out of nowhere. People would all be like "Whaaaaaaat"

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