Weirdest thing you've ever seen, done, or eaten.

[Kinda Long Hair]

The name describes itself! Wierdest thing you've ever seen, ect. ect.

Mine? This one time i had some raw oysters. They were weird but man, they were the greatest things ever!

[Strong Vader]

That one time I had to hug a tree thought I could handle wasabi, but forgot to mix it right.

[Kinda Long Hair]

That one time I had to hug a tree thought I could handle wasabi, but forgot to mix it right.

Oh man. This one time i was eating sushi, I i thought it was terrible. And we had this thing of wasabi and I was like, "What the heck" and I just started spooning tons of it onto my food. I don't know... It was pretty good after that...

[Kinda Long Hair]

Oh! Also, I've realized that you can cut a magazine in half with a whip.

[Achenar]

Weirdest thing i've ever seen: My friend making out with a pillow she pretended was Nick Jonas (she loves JB,I don't though)
Weirdest thing i've ever done: Getting picked up by my friend while waiting in line for a ride,while flailing my arms and yelling.
Weirdest thing i've ever eaten: Pickle Juice....but I gotta say it tastes just fine (it was a dare)

[Guest]

(I can't believe how many people misspell weird)

Weirdest thing I've done - I stuck my plush Pikachu down my pants...

[Kinda Long Hair]

Wierdest thing i've ever seen: My friend making out with a pillow she pretended was Nick Jonas (she loves JB,I don't though)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm k

Weirdest thing I've done - I stuck my plush Pikachu down my pants...

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... these things are a lot weirder than raw oysters, but okay.

Heres a weird one. This one time, I was living up to my name and making a movie with my friends, and we were in the attic to make it look like the (Horse Meat) black market. And my friend kept wanting to throw my computer down the stairs and hit it with a baseball bat. He didn't but he threw everything else down.

[These are my saturdays]

One day at a street fair, I went to this tent giving away promotional frisbees. I thought "hey, frisbees are cool, OH! I bet I could through one over my house!" Anyway, I walked up and got a yellow and pink one, (in fact those were the only colors,) and walked away. then this weird dude wearing the biggest backpack you've ever seen walked up to me. Now this was actually huge, like you could fit a small dog in there and it would have enough space to breath and eat like normal. So, then he plainly says in a laid-back, calm voice;
"Hey dude, where'd you get that awesome sauce frisbee?"
"Um... over there by the real estate booth." I said.
"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet..." Then he just shambled off in the direction of the frisbees. Later that day, my friend said that he wanted that guy to be his best friend.

[Strong Vader]

Senor Cardgage Jr....

[Kinda Long Hair]

One day at a street fair, I went to this tent giving away promotional frisbees. I thought "hey, frisbees are cool, OH! I bet I could through one over my house!" Anyway, I walked up and got a yellow and pink one, (in fact those were the only colors,) and walked away. then this weird dude wearing the biggest backpack you've ever seen walked up to me. Now this was actually huge, like you could fit a small dog in there and it would have enough space to breath and eat like normal. So, then he plainly says in a laid-back, calm voice;
"Hey dude, where'd you get that awesome sauce frisbee?"
"Um... over there by the real estate booth." I said.
"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet..." Then he just shambled off in the direction of the frisbees. Later that day, my friend said that he wanted that guy to be his best friend.

...and than his backpack fell open, and loads of melty candy bars fell out....

[These are my saturdays]

You think I shoulda sent his picture to weekly fanstuff?

[Kinda Long Hair]

You think I shoulda sent his picture to weekly fanstuff?

You should...

hold on: I'm on a roll with young cardgagde quotes

"Excuse me, Besthsheba, can you direct me to the awesome sauce frisbee?"
"Um... over by the real-estate both"
"Many thankserson, Mrs. America."

Wait, you got a picture of him!?!?!?!

[These are my saturdays]

Sadly no...

[Kinda Long Hair]

Okay, the past two times i've gone to a high-school football game, this girl has just hugged me VERY randomly. Like I'm standing in line for some Cherry Coke and all of a sudden i here a "Hey!" and she runs over, hugs me, and leaves. I I'm standing there goin' "What the heck just happened?" and next thing i know I've swallowed my bubble gum!

[These are my saturdays]

My friend Jumped out of a moving car to get to an ice cream stand.

[Kinda Long Hair]

My friend Jumped out of a moving car to get to an ice cream stand.

...It's ridankalus.

[Sgt. Beadsmaster]

Well... this one time I was with my friend and we were looking around on his files at old videos, then we came across the most messed up one ever... It had his younger sister dancing around to this weird toon in a swim suit. It was a weird and scary dance!!! We had never known about this video before that, so it was just a shockingly messed up moment!

[Kinda Long Hair]

My friend Jumped out of a moving car to get to an ice cream stand.

Oh, was that Beads?

[Sgt. Beadsmaster]

Well... did I? It could have been actually, if it was me than it was really un-extreme, I might have thought the car was almost stopped but didn't. I don't think I did.

[Kinda Long Hair]

A kid in my school ripped their pants.

Badly
VERY badly

[Sgt. Beadsmaster]

A kid in my school ripped their pants.

Badly
VERY badly

poor guy.... what did every one do?

[Kinda Long Hair]

A kid in my school ripped their pants.

Badly
VERY badly

poor guy.... what did every one do?

erm... if you really want to know, PM me and tell me.

[Christhulhu]

Jesus walked out of a gear cafe and found the revolver of spiders and shot a blimp out of his skin pore and became one with the headcarp. This was during my lunch account.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

NECROPOST!

Seen: The weirdest is Not Safe for Work...or school...or anywhere else. It was seven shades of messed up.
Second place would probably be this.

Done: Hmm. Hard to say. Could it be the time that I started using "It's a Christmas Miracle FROM HELL" to respond to anything anyone said to me. (Example: "What time is it?" "It's a Christmas Miracle FROM HELL!")
Or maybe it was when I wore a high heeled shoe. Just one, mind you - the other foot was bare. And then I went hiking. In one high heel. And one bare foot.
But probably the weirdest thing I've ever done was to join this forum.
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No, I think it was the shoe thing.

Eaten: Red toilet paper. Which is pretty weird in and of itself. I mean, who thought that toilet paper needed to be painted red in the first place? Not me, by Toutatis!

[These are my saturdays]

pretty sure everyone on the internet has seen this before but time cube is still hilariously insane and unintelligible years later

http://timecube.com/

e: fixed the typo in the title. that had been bugging me for months

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