The Ultimate Poll

[Uzi-Bazooka]

In a time when Worcestershire Sauce rules the poll questions of the forum with an iron fist, the forum must take a stand. Decide now, brave men! Is Worcestershire Sauce a hilariously random poll answer? Or a dumb and gross substance that nobody likes to eat? Decide Now, in...

[Kinda Long Hair]

It's really great on steak, man. And my dad makes a chex mix type deal with it.

[The Wheelchair]

I just voted no. Tallyho, fools!

[Sam Fissure]

YES! I'm winning!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Tallyho, fools!

Probably one of the best Sam & Max quotes ever. It's right up there with...
PEEPERS: Violence is not the answer!
SAM: Max, we're obviously dealing with a delusional paranoid.
MAX: Agreed.

[Strong Vader]

Um, guys, Worchestershire sauce is meant to be a "none of the above" option. You obviously haven't been to the MSPA forums. Which is why I will take it upon my self to add a Worchestershire sauce option to this poll.

[The Wheelchair]

You obviously haven't been to the MSPA forums.

Duh.

[Sam Fissure]

Um, guys, Worchestershire sauce is meant to be a "none of the above" option. You obviously haven't been to the MSPA forums. Which is why I will take it upon my self to add a Worchestershire sauce option to this poll.

A worsh sauce answer on a question AGAINST Worsh? Epic fail. Even more epic than when I jump out of a helicopter in Bad Company and COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!!

[These are my saturdays]

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while. I probably should not have tried to bridge a meme from two forums. but whatever, you guys are so crazy.
Also, I'm contemplating locking this on the grounds that it could easily be discussed in Random Thoughts, as well as it should be saved just like this for posterity.
Anyone with me? Or do you want to create more hilarious and cosmically pointless discussion about a semi-memetic in-joke from a forum you all will probably never register at?

EDIT: Oh wait. Are you guys actually discussing the sauce? Because when I talk about worsh sauce I don't even mean the actual tangible sauce. You guys just created a poll based on what a meme is based on from a place you've never been to that SV and I were using as an in-joke that got a bit blown out of proportion by myself.

what is this i dont even

[Uzi-Bazooka]

We're not discussing the sauce, we're discussing the pointless meme. And so far the forces of sense are beating it.

[Sam Fissure]

MMM was discussing the actual sauce.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I would like to quote the Horrible Painting:

That guy has serious problems!

[These are my saturdays]

Bros, Dudes, the rest of you Brodudes, I'm already regretting even trying to bridge the meme, so all this thread is doing is putting it on life support. Lets eject it like we did spastic face.

[Sam Fissure]

Topic=VERY DEAD

[These are my saturdays]

Topic=VERY DEAD

AGREED.

[Kinda Long Hair]

oh it's locked. Lets replace it with a poll thats more... literal

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Well, before we do, I'd like to point out that the stupid meme LOST!
MORE PEOPLE VOTED AGAINST THAN FOR! WOOOOO!

[These are my saturdays]

Dude, I even voted against it.

[Kinda Long Hair]

have you noticed that it's been locked for a while, yet people still post here?

DISK SAYS: That's because people don't let it die.

[Strong Vader]

That's only because there was no "Worchestershire sauce" option.

DISK SAYS: STOP MAKING THIS THE MOST POPULAR POLL.

MOVIE MAGIC MAN SAYS: Anyone got ideas for a poll that are litterate? Edit this post* and tell us!

SAYS: I thought that this was the place for, and I quote, "Polls with no rhyme and/or reason." And I don't think that "literate" is the word you're looking for. Perhaps legitimate? Also, it seems pointless to make people edit one post to say what they could easily say in a FORUM. In other words: why keep it locked if people are still discussing it?


*Any new messages will be deleted

[MichaelXX2]

What's ironic is that this is the most popular poll thread. Which isn't saying much, I must add.

[These are my saturdays]

Oh god d*mn it you haaaaaaad to ruin the tranquility in poll land. Well you know what kid, let's fix the tranquility again. This is your way to redemption. Together we will make the REAL ultimate poll. We will go on a quest that is longer and more tedious than Frodo and the Battlestar Galactica's COMBINED. We'll ride through f***ing dinosaur swamps on our fruit flavored robo lizards and hang glide across lava engorged volcanoes on bats. We'll go through three different hells and back, then go through all of them backwards. Twice. We'll have trekked so far the term "Trekkies" will just auto switch from Star Trek fandom to our own personal fan club. Sh**, look what you did. You just started the greatest quest anyone has ever been on. It'll take us years and years of travel. Man will cry a billion tears for what he never knew by the time we reach the midpoint. We'll have traveled so far that we will shape this planet and several others into one large rut. We'll battle through countless hordes of technobarbarians and cut through the ranks of the royal tackleballers or some such sh** and we'll emerge victorious every time, bruises and cuts on our skin, forming the second skin of scars we'll wear at the end of this journey. We'll have exhausted more stamina than there could conceivably be in three times the population of the United States. The Hitchhiker's Guide will have way more than a few questionable words to say on the subject of our f***ing quest. We'll redefine what living legend is. We'll build history with nothing but determination and the lust for peace. When we finish, we'll look back on this journey as not only the greatest years of our life, but the most signifigant thing since the big bang. Then we'll look at the present as the greatest years of everyone else's lives.

Then we set up some polls booths and see what item on the true ultimate poll itinerary is the most popular choice.

This will be the theme song of our quest.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Oh, a quest! Sweet!
I shall be Pugnacious the Celtibarian, scourge of Farnor, Charnor, Garnor, and the Land of Little Cubes and Tea. Armed with the legendary Semper Invicta, I have traveled many lands, in many bands, all in the hopes of fighting against one as powerful as I. It was then that I met Naked Hugh Jackman. We dueled for days, weeks, months, YEARS, until deciding to go out for Ye Olde Snow Cones. Here, in this, um, tavern? he told me of the Quest for the Real Ultimate Poll. Mulling it over, I decided that it didn't sound like an altogether terrible idea, and so helped. I also made a killing off of the "fresh lemonade" I sold to the people waiting in line at the poll booths.

[These are my saturdays]

Is it bad I don't remember typing that up.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Normally, this is the part where I complain about the fact that we're getting off-topic, but this was pretty much off-topic by design from the get-go, so...
Hydroelectricity for the win!

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