How often do you post in that other forum?

[Kinda Long Hair]

how often do you post on the hrwiki forum? Ever? I post somethymes.

[Achenar]

Pfft.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I haven't posted since this great new forum came out, but I looked at it a couple times to see what they were up to. Mostly the defamation of It's Dot Com, who makes Heimstern Loaf-for-Brains look like Saint Brandish.

[Strong Vader]

I go there every day, but I don't post, usually. Nothing's going on over there really. Mainly because of the utter lack of Homestar-ness. At least we have an off-topic section and a games section to keep us moderately occupied.

[These are my saturdays]

The overcoming irony is that we are more active than them, despite being a splinter faction.

[Strong Vader]

I think it's because we are a splinter faction that we get all the action. And because of our members. And Blemails. And the SBEmail Game. Which really isn't active but still. Nowadays we seem to be spltting along MSPA and Sam & Max lines.

[These are my saturdays]

TRUE FAX: I am a sockpuppet for Jigsaw, its been like that all along.

[Kinda Long Hair]

TRUE FAX: I am a sockpuppet for Jigsaw, its been like that all along.

I kinda thought it was the other way around, but whatever works! Just don't make anymore fake accounts to call people out.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I think it's because we are a splinter faction that we get all the action...nowadays we seem to be spltting along MSPA and Sam & Max lines.

And that is why we are the much more active (and much better) forum. We actually HAVE an off-topic section, and we can talk about random crap. They are forced to discuss things like the latest Homestar toon, which was in April. So they have about 17 topics about "why is the hiatus so long" and "is this the end of Homestar Runner?"

[These are my saturdays]

I say I say we lock all the HR parts and expand the off subject. Rename this forum something catchy. "Freeform Forumers" or something. However you guys will never go for this and likely scoff at me for thinking it.

[These are my saturdays]

TRUE FAX: I am a sockpuppet for Jigsaw, its been like that all along.

I kinda thought it was the other way around, but whatever works! Just don't make anymore fake accounts to call people out.

One: It was a joke, I just wanted to Rap Battle Uzi's fake account (no one gets jokes round here) and Two: Jigsaw was just using me to scout the place out. One day he'll returnnnnnn.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I knew it was a joke. I mean, seriously? Who besides MMM would be dumb enough to fall for that?
And my fake account could out-rap your fake account with one fake arm tied behind his fake back!

[These are my saturdays]

BRO NOW YOU GO AN TRY TO PUST THE ISSUE
AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA HOLLA FOR A TISSUE
MY BEATS MAKE MEN CRY
WITH STYLE YOU COULDN'T EVEN TRY
LET'S SEE YOU WRITE A RAP THAT COULD EVEN HOLD A CANDLE
TO THE WORK I'S BEEN DOING, SH** COULD BLOW AWAY A CAMEL.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I CAN RHYME FOREVER
I WILL NEVER STOP NEVER
I...uh...
...
...
...
WALRUS!!!

[These are my saturdays]

SERVED

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Hey, what happened to that "I AM CALLING YOU OUT" topic? I liked that topic! Guardian was just about to win that rap battle too (he's quite a bit better than I am at this.)

[These are my saturdays]

MMM got ahold of the de-lete button.
That's too bad I was ready to chew you out like a mutton.
With my jams so fly
it'll make the dams go dry
Well it's happening to look like I'll have to make another,
so I can finally watch as you cry to you mother.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Okay, I think I got something.
MOVIE IS A SHMUCK
WIT' THE BRAINS OF A DUCK
Y'KNOW HE'S SUCH A HOCKEY PUCK
BUT LOOKS LIKE HE'S OUTTA LUCK
I AIN'T NO NORRIS,
AIN'T NO CHUCK,
AND...Er...
Dang it! Outta rhymes again!

[These are my saturdays]

SEE BRO YOU ARE INEPT AT THIS
BETTER BACK YOUR BAGS AND GIVE THIS FORUM A GOODBYE KISS
MY RHYMES ARE THE KING AROUND HERE
THE OTHERS COWER IN FEAR
I OWN EVERY TOPIC, EVERY FORUM
LIKE A GLORIFIED CHANCELLOR VALORUM

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Talk to the RHYMEBOT because the Uzi ain't listening.

[Kinda Long Hair]

WHAT YOU THINK I AM
SOME SORTA STUPID SNOT
THAT RHYMES A LOT
YO HEAD BE FILLED WITH YAMS
WHILE IM DROPPIN ALL MY JAMS
I MIGHT JUST TYPE IN COMIC SAMS
CUZ YOU AINT GOT NO BEETS
BOY, ALL YOU GOT IS LEETS
BOY, GO AND FIX SOME GRAMMER
I'LL JUST COME DOWN LIKE SOME HAMMER
I'LL DRIVE BY IN MY
PIMPED OUT TRUCK
AND YOU'LL SAY
"OH, BOY THIS SUCKS"
YEAH, SO JUST STICK WIT YO RIGHT SPELLING
DO I NEED TO GO ON TELLING
"Eh Steve!"
YEAH BOY, IN DA HOOD
LOOKIN GOOD
WEARIN MY
FLAT BILL'D GANGSAT PUNK HAT
YO, YOU CAN'T ARGUE WIT THAT.
YOU MUST HAVE THE BRAINS OF A CAT
14 AND ALREADY TALKING 'BOUT DRIVE-BYS!
SO GET YOSELF A WEEL GUN
AND LOOK UP TOWDS THE SKIES
AND YOU'LL WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR GUM
YO, I WORK AT MICKY D'S
MY GRADES ARE MOSTLY C'S
YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO BEES
YEEEAAAAH BOOOOOOYYYY
FLAVA-FLAV WOULDN'T PUT UP WIT DIS
WITH ALL YOU HOWLIN AND YO HISSING
ALL YO GROWLIN AND YO PI******
ITS A RAP NOW, SEE?
CUS A WORD WAS CENSORED
DON'T UNDERSTAND? THAN YOU NEED TO GET MENTORED
SO NEXT TIME YOU THINK YO TUFF
AND GONNA START SAYIN ALL THIS STUFF
AND CALLIN ME A
STUPID SNOT
THAT RHYMES A LOT
JUST REMEMBER THIS BEATDOWN
BEFORE YOU PUT ON YO FAKE CROWN
THIS BEATDOWN FROM THIS
STUPID SNOT
THAT RHYMES A LOT
YEAH
STUPID SNOT
THAT RHYMES
RHYMES
RHYMES
RHYMES
ALL DAY, BABY, ALL DAY
YO, T. O.
HE'S MY BRO
DOWN HERE IN THE HOOD
WHERE EVERYBODDY PUSHIN CRACK
AND SOME WEED THATS IN A SACK
(It's Medical Marijuana! I swears)
THEY WANNA KILL THE CRACKER BABY
AND THAT, IT AINT A MAYBE.
REMEMBER THAT, WHEN YOU WANNA CALL OUT THE
STUPID SNOT
THAT RHYMES A LOT
BOY.


Yo, you just got served

[These are my saturdays]

sh** bro you used comic sans
might as well work as a cook for flans
you revealed you have no style
you're just another fish on the pile
don't need to fight your rhymes
by themselves they are a crime

out.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Well, my rap had all a rap needed.

A mention of Gang related violence, a drug reference, a swear, and flat-billed hats

[Kinda Long Hair]

sh** bro you used comic sans
might as well work as a cook for flans
you revealed you have no style
your just another fish on the pile
don't need to fight your rhymes
by themselves they are a crime

out.

yo, you are straight up
trapped using words like "sup"
if ya wanna win the battle
than you better just skeedadle
my rhymes are fresh
and indeed, they are fly
they will rip up yo flesh
and than toss it to the sky
mother ****** b****
yo rhymes sound like sh**
with you flat billed hat
on which you
went and sat
you buy yo drugs from a guy who
raps better stoned
than when your sobbered up, foo
ifin you went and phoned
the popo you'd go down
they wouldn't know that you were stoned
they don't like the way yo rhymes sound

pwn'd

[Guest]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THE RHYMEBOT IS BACK
SO IT'S COOL FONTS
YOU WANT?
I CAN GO ON THE ATTACK!
WITH THE BEST FONT EVER
JUST TO PROVE I'M THE MOST CLEVER
I'M A PROBLEM SLEUTH, FOOL
AND YOU'RE A WHINY LITTLE TOOL
BIG PECKER IN YOUR FACE
WAVIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE
IS IT YOUR BOYFRIEND COME TO PLAY?
NO, IT'S A BULL ***** CANE
BRING IT UP, BRING IT DOWN,
I'LL GET YOU ALL AROUND THE TOWN
THINKS HIS FACEBOOK GROUP IS COOL
THINKS HIS FANSTUFF WRITES ARE COOL
THINKS HIS STORM '28 IS COOL
WHAT A MOTHER******* FOOL

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