SBEmails VS Lord of the Rings

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Okay, Strong Vader and I made this up. You take a classic E-mail, and somehow add "the One Ring" to it. Here's what we've done so far:

"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves and the One Ring on?"

"Dear Strong Bad, What do your parents look like with the One Ring on?"

[19:11:32] Uzi-Bazooka : "Dear Strong Bad, i she be your One Ring."

[19:14:29] @ Strong Vader : "Dear Strong Bad, You are awesome, but how come you made a song about fhqwhgads and the One Ring?"

[19:15:10] Uzi-Bazooka : "Dear Strong Bad, my name is Trevor. I have the One Ring and-"

[19:17:32] @ Strong Vader : "Dear Strong Bad, Don't you remember when you would check emails without some sort of One Ring? I do. I remember those days."

[19:19:11] Uzi-Bazooka : The classic Compy-killer: "ert+, YUHOneRingalu8"

[19:31:35] @ Strong Vader : Dear Strong Bad, When you go to sleep, do you take off your mask and gloves and One Ring? Abdi LaRue, San Diego, California

[19:33:18] Uzi-Bazooka : "Hey Strongbad, Does Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or Legendary Legends? Such as the One Ring?"

[Strong Vader]

You forgot these:

[19:07:37 23/11/09] @ Strong Vader : "Dear Strong Bad, Draw Trogdor again, but this time with the One Ring on"

[19:08:08 23/11/09] Uzi-Bazooka : "Put on a purple thing and dance around with the One Ring on."

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

[Strong Vader]

Dear Strong Bad, Is that blue diamond One Ring-sorta thing on your forehead the source of all your superpowers? And if so, what kind?

Dear Strong Bad, If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him with the One Ring?

Dear Strong Bad, Why don't you creat a montage with the One Ring?

Dear Strong Bad, Did you ever use a Stunt Double if you could have a One Ring?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!
i she be your One Ring

Dear Strong Bad,
Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it,
I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous
you are. I love the way you walk around with
your One Ring on so confidently. Anyways, I
was wondering if you would like to go
out sometime. Give me a call, Pom-
Pom has my number.

Hopefully yours,
Brian

[Strong Vader]

i love you
-fhqwoneringadsgnsthfabkvfb

Dear Strong Bad,
I want to make a webcomic about the One Ring. Could you give me some tips?
Gunkiller

Dear Strong Bad,
What would you be like as if you were your own made up One Ring?
Anonymous Contributor

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Dear Strong Bad,
You are the superest, awesomest guy ever. That makes you sawesome!
Don't you think you should have a One Ring fo your own words?
Sincerely Yours,
Costrick

To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad)
I'm getting married in August. (I'm sure we can think of a One Ring reference here)
I'm looking to hire a "videographer" to videotape our wedding. Could
you use your One Ring and take on such
a task? I want it to look real nice.
Robert McSwain
Video Media Technologist
ITS Department

Dear Strong Bad,
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent One Ring
festival?
-=Evil Gif=-
Phoenix, Arizona

[Strong Vader]

Dear Strong Bad,
My One Ring keeps flashing 12:00 over and over. What would you do about this?

Dear Strong Bad,
I think you should make a rock opera. You simply owe it to society. What should it be about? The One Ring.
Your friend,
Anonymous Contributor

Dear Strong Bad,
Tell Strong Sad is is dumb and a crappy guy with the One Ring on.
Crapfully Your One Ring,
Anthony from South Beach, CA

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Dear Strongbad,
I would like to Draw a few comics about you and the cheat.
But 1st i'd need to know what type of One Ring you and
the cheat would be faced with. Once i get a rough copy i'd
send it to you to see how you like it. I hope you interested.
-Malinko-

[Uzi-Bazooka]

You know what would make this topic even geekier cooler than it already is? What if we One-Ring-alized an ENTIRE SBEMAIL?
Like so:

STRONG BAD: I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.

Strong Bad,
My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you
have any suggestions on how to fix it with your One Ring?

Thankyou,
Cory Dewey-Smith

STRONG BAD: {typing} I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a professional to get the job done. Let's go see how he's dewing...um...doing.

{Strong Bad leaves his seat. Cut to Bubs working in the garage. Strong Bad enters into the foreground.}

STRONG BAD: So, Bubs, how is it coming?

BUBS: Oh, hey, Strong Bad. I think I'm almost finished. It took me a little while to figure out what I was going to do. {He steps aside to reveal what he's done.} Then I duct-taped a One Ring to your VCR.

STRONG BAD: Duct-taped a One Ring to the VCR... See, I never would have thought of that! Okay, there's some hairs that seem to be stuck in the One Ring here. Was that on purpose?

BUBS: Oh... No! That's just left over from my first idea, which was to duct-tape Frodo to your One Ring. He wasn't into that.

STRONG BAD: Oh, I could have told you that, man. Well, anyways, thanks for your help, Bubs. And thank you, Cory... Dewey-Smith! So... Join us next week when we'll be duct-taping clocks to all kinds of different stuff.

{The Paper comes down.}

The wiki is very useful for this sort of thing, I have to say.

[Strong Vader]

Dear Strong Bad,
What is the origin of the One Ring? Has it always been a good place for rendezvous?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Hey Strong Bad-
Whats up? What is your morning
One Ring?
Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa

Dear Strong Bad,

I think the One Ring is the coolest
Ring ever, but why can't I
understand him? Please tell the
Cheat to talk normal.

Sincerely,
Cory, North Dakota

Hey man,
I was just wondering what your
current status with the One Ring is?

Jordan Reynolds
New Hampshire

[Kinda Long Hair]

Dear Strongbad
I was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a
chick-magnet how come you dont have any one rings...
or blue daggers... to sell..............
From somone thats not homestarrunnner

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Hey, somebody besides Strong Vader and I noticed this topic! Huzzah!

Dear Strongbad,
Does it ever get boring where you live? Right now I am
bored out of my One Ring.

With lots of crap,
Callie, Lake Jackson, TX

hey strong bad!
I seriously think you need to have a One Ring!! I mean
think of all da things you could get with all that money...

cat (yeah that's my real name)

And from Huttah, which actually has SEVEN E-mails:

Dear Strong Bad,
How come you never let The One Ring
answer any emails?
Lasko
Milwaukee, WI

Hey Strong Bad!
i love The One Ring! can you ask him for
me if he is taken? because i like him
WAY better then you
-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York

Dear Strong Bad,
You and the One Ring are the only reason
I go on this website. Actually just
the One Ring, but you are ok too.
Love,
Mito

Dear Strong Bad,
I think The One Ring is hot. Could
you hook us up?
Haelee,
Utah

Hey Strong Bad
My girlfriend thinks The One Ring
is cute.
Tyler,
California

DEAR The One Ring
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID!
I HATE YOU,
HOLMES, California

Dear The One Ring
how do you type with boxing
gloves on your hands?
derek

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